Hello, there. My name is Shannon McLeod and I'm a young Irishwoman living in the city of Brockton, in the state of Massachusetts. A five-foot-eight, blonde-haired and green-eyed gal in her early thirties. Don't let my model-like good looks fool you. I'm one tough cookie. Currently, I'm a patrol supervisor working for the local police precinct. My all-time greatest fetish is that I like to dominate black men and black women. Preferably hardcore criminals. Especially those so-called black thugs and loud-mouthed black bitches I see all the time in the city of Brockton. This is how I do it.
The other day, I caught this long-haired black guy named Leonard Narcissus coming out of a grocery store. A closed grocery store. It was after midnight. Like the typical lowlife that he was, Leonard broke into the place and stole all kinds of stuff. I pulled over into the grocery store parking lot with my squad car and told the running black guy to put his hands on his head. He froze, and when I approached him, he began his diatribe. He started saying he wasn't guilty, that the store belonged to his cousin or something. Supposedly, he was helping the store owner move some stuff out. Yeah, right. The grocery store owner is a Chinese guy named Lee. He's a personal friend of mine. He's not related to this thief. I wasn't buying whatever pathetically unconvincing stuff Leonard was selling. So I handcuffed him and shoved him in the back of my squad car. Time to take this thieving fool for a ride.
Instead of taking Leonard back to the precinct, I took him to Ash Street Park. At this hour of the night, the park was deserted. The perfect place for me to teach this black thief a lesson he wouldn't soon forget. Once at the park, I opened the backdoor of the car and let Leonard out. I told him if he tried any funny business, I'd shoot him. He was still handcuffed. He was surprised where I took him, and asked him what was going on. I smiled wickedly, and told him I was going to teach him a lesson. In Brockton, a lot of black guys and black chicks are stealing, robbing and destroying people's lives. The mayor and the chief of police along with the district attorney don't know how to handle them. Thanks to political correctness, their hands are tied. If they go after the black guys and black chicks who happen to be criminals, they're going to be seen as a bunch of politically incorrect racists by the state's notoriously liberal media. Yeah, nothing they can do. Their hands are truly tied. Well, mine aren't. I'm a policewoman, not a politician. I'm going to put this no-good thief in his place.
I told Leonard that I knew how to deal with his kind. He stared at me blankly. Grinning, I approached him the way a serpent approaches a petrified dove. I told him that I was sick and tired of always chasing people like him. Always dealing drugs. Always fighting. Always at each other's throats. Why couldn't they go to school, get a job and lead decent lives? Don't try blaming it on skin color. A black man is the Governor of Massachusetts. And most recently, a black man was elected President of the United States of America. So I know that black folks can succeed if they work hard, avoid distractions and push themselves. I respect accomplished black men and black women. People like billionaire Oprah Winfrey, President Barack Obama and Governor Deval Patrick. They are extraordinary human beings. I respect them more than you can imagine. Along with the hard-working men and women of all races who make up America, they're what makes this country great. How can you not respect excellence?
I hate lazy black guys like Leonard. He's a poor excuse for a human being. Him, his buddies, and the big-booty, loud-mouthed black chicks they hang around with. So many black people out there are doing nothing with their lives. I've lost count of how many overweight, loud-mouthed black women I've seen cussing on the subway. They blame all of their problems on black men. And they got absolutely no shame. These lazy black bitches got nothing to do all day than to lie around making brats with lazy, irresponsible black men. Then they start collecting welfare checks from the government. Lazy creeps and dirty bitches, the whole lot of them ghetto freaks. I had seen Leonard's type all too often. All my life, in fact. Let me tell you Leonard's life story. He grew up in a fatherless home. Maybe his father is dead, locked up, or in all likelihood, his mother prevented his biological father from seeing him. Oh, she made sure she collected money from the dad to support the brats, but she never let him spend time with them. Thus, Leonard was bred to be a loser. He started cutting school, smoking weed, and then selling drugs for money. He messed around with promiscuous young black, Hispanic, Asian or even Caucasian women, and impregnated a couple of them. He's got some brats of his own out there, and can't take care of them because he's got no job.