Dear Shoeblossom,
I've been enjoying your "Taped Confessions" and kept my phone recording in my winter coat during a walk in the woods with my new girlfriend!
My favorite "taped confession" was that crazy one from LETTER FROM SHREVEPORT, by the way...
Thanks,
Dante
"Spyri, are you all right? Did I go too far?"
"(Sob) No, you (sniff) were wonderful, I just--"
"Well, you're shivering. Maybe being naked out in the woods in December isn't--"
"Dante (sob) I'm a slave girl. A submissive. God that hurt, you really know how to get me right under my butt cheeks."
"Well, you're not my first sub, and I do know that, but a girl like you is way above my pay grade, Spyri."
"Don't say that. You're a sweet man."
"You are the sweet one, back in school I was a nobody, and you were always so kind to me, and you held my hand and we went skating around the rink once, and that was a big deal."
"God, you remember that?"
"Of course. It's not the kind of thing you would remember, you were drowning in boys."
"Well, yeah. I guess it meant a lot to you, but it's hard for me to find a dominant who's really good at this."
"You don't seem submissive. You always seemed all regal and blonde and yeah, delicate, but more unapproachable by lesser mortals."
"You're not a lesser mortal. You're my master now. That is, if you want to be."
"Yes, but don't you get bossy. I think I have to give you another cut or two with the switch, if just to warm you up."
"Oh, my God. Really? Oh, you're cutting a switch and trimming it right here."
"Like I said, I'm a strict Master if that's what you want. It is, right?"
"Please don't be so insecure."
"Then bend over and grab your ankles. I know you can do that because you used to come into my club with Cherish and she'd give you canings."
"Yes-yes, and it's a catchy name, Inferno, since you're--Ow!"
"Don't distract me, batting those pretty big gray eyes and waving your tits at me. Grab your ankles!"
WHACK!
WHACK!
THWACK!
CRACK!
"Oh boy, now you're sobbing, you know you have a safe word--"
"Stop (sob) talking about the goddamned safe word, I don't need a wimpy--"
WHACK!
WHACK!
SNAP!
"Damn, I broke the switch. That's so annoying. Listen you mouthy little toad, don't you ever call me--"
"Sorry, Master, oh please stop shaking my head, really."
"Why should I? I always wanted to touch that big poufy bottle-blond mane of yours, and now I can drag you around the woods by your scalp, and box your ears like this!"
"Yes sir (sob) I'm so sorry.--what-what can I do to redeem myself, please let go of my hair."
"I think I'll find some thorny branches and thrash those big tits of yours, and get you to realize what a submissive's naughty, sassy, filthy tongue can get her."
"Y-yes sir."
"I mean, I remember you said something to Cherish and she actually went out to the parking lot with you, because we don't allow smoking--"
"Oh, I remember that, Dante--"
"Yes, and she lit a cigar, dykes are so into those, and she stubbed it out on your tongue."
"Yes, Cherish could be cruel from time to time."
"But it was because you'd 'talked back' to her, wasn't it?"
"Y-yes, OOOOw! Why did you slap me?"
"From now on, whenever you forget to say "Sir" I'm going to give it to you as hard as I can."
"Yes, oh, of course."
"Look how horny you are, Jesus, your thighs are damp. I think it's time for me to give you a few more. Grab your ankles!"