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The 13 Days of Christmas
By
Lemon Knight and Joy Standing
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
Three stingers with a French martinet,
Two lashes with a Scottish tawse,
and a stripe with a switch cut from a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Nine smacks of a slipper sending my cheeks a dancing,
Eight hard quickies with a stout hairbrush,
Seven minutes of contemplation with a ginger figging,
Six of the Best,
Five hard spanks with a bare hand,
Four burners with a belt,
