This is probable the best example of what not to do, when your world falls apart. I can't complain though, it worked out for me, but then again a chance meeting changed my luck. Chance, luck, and fate; three little words that can mean a whole lot of different things, to different people. Take a chance, make your own luck, and fate will take care of itself, that's the way I see it.
*****
Just after the first of the year, my wife of six years decided she wanted greener pastures. To tell the truth, I was quite relieved. The only thing about the relationship that was any good, at the end, was the sex. It was great, but that's the way life is.
To make matters even worse, the company I worked for got bought out. The new owners weren't too bad, but the new manager was an asshole. So what do you do, when you're up to your alligator in assholes? I decided to go on vacation and hide in the woods. That's camping to the uninformed.
I had about thirty days worth of time coming, so I got out the maps and tried to decide where to go. The state map showed a lot of options. The United States map showed a whole lot more. I balked at the world map. I figured I didn't have that much time, after all.
Everywhere looked good; I couldn't or wouldn't make a decision. So I left it all lying on the kitchen table, popped the top on a beer, and kicked back in front of the television set. Surfing the channels brought me to the weather station. Another cold polar front was on its way. That sparked an idea.
Why not head south? After all, I'd never been there. The weather would be warm and I'd heard the people were too.
*****
I hadn't taken any time off in so long I couldn't remember the last camping trip I'd made. It was an Easter egg hunt for all my equipment. Saturday, I spent most of the day just finding and setting it all up, and Sunday was used for sorting, packing, and loading it into my old pickup. Monday and Tuesday, I had to work, so I drove the car.
Tuesday night, I packed my clothes and the ice chests. Even after a couple of beers, I couldn't sleep. After a couple of hours trying, I gave up and got dressed. I'd figured on getting an early start anyway, now was as good a time as any.
My original plan was to leave after rush hour and drive to a small state park in the southern end of the state. I planned on staying there a day or two, depending on the weather. After that, it was anyone's guess. South was the general direction and I had no specific destination in mind.
Two thirty in the morning is the only time of day to drive in a big city. Normally, I'm just like the rest of the drunks at this time of night. I just want to make it home safely, no accidents, no tickets. Being sober at this time of the morning and driving along in no hurry was kind of new to me. Maybe I should have tried it more often; I probably wouldn't be half as crazy as I am.
By four, I was well south of town and getting sleepy; coffee was the next order of business. I'd meant to bring a thermos, but had forgotten. Truck stop six miles ahead, that's what, the sign said and it sounded like a deal to me.
The place was open but deserted, with just one car in the large lot. The hoods up on it and someone's poking around within the engine compartment. Well, coffee is where you can find it.
Grabbing a seat in the corner booth, I ordered a cup from the waitress. Later, she returned with a cup and small jug of coffee. The coffee's not bad. Halfway through the second cup, the front door opens and in walks the guy that was messing with the car outside.
When he takes off the black watch cap and heavy coat, I realize it's a she, and not a bad looking woman, by any means. I couldn't tell a whole lot about her figure because of the bulky sweater and loose fitting jeans. She was short, slim, and cute as hell. She looked around a second, and then moved toward me.
"Do you know anything about cars?" She asks.
I grin and reply, "Not enough, probably, I can put gas in one and maybe change my own oil, if I had too. Other than that, it's touch and go. If I touch the key, I expect it to go."
She chuckled and said, "Sounds familiar, I stopped to use the restroom here and now that piece of junk won't start. The guy I bought it from said he had worked it over and it was in great shape."
I shook my head. "That usually means it'll get you off the lot and out of sight. That's also, where the warranty ends. I can take a look if you'd like. I doubt if I can find anything, but I'll try."
Grabbing my coat, I flagged the waitress and told her I'd be right back. Outside, with a flashlight, I took a look at the ailing engine. I wasn't kidding her about my automotive knowledge. I couldn't find anything obviously wrong from the top, so I climbed as far up under the little car as I could.
All that got me was oil in my hair. There was a puddle under the back of the pan. I moved around to the side of the car to get a better look, while the girl went in search of a rag. There wasn't a plug in the pan. Sitting here on a slight incline, what was left of the oil in it had drained out.
When I stood up, she handed me a towel. As I wiped at the oil in my hair, I explained as best I could what the problem was. I asked her to get in the car, set the emergency brake, and take it out of gear. Grabbing the fan belts, I tried to move the engine. The belts just slipped on the pulleys. I told her to hit the starter. There was a dull thud as the starter rammed home.
So much for that, it was locked solid. I lowered the hood and walked over to the driver's window. "We might as well go back inside, the motors locked up. It looks like the oil pan plug came out, dumping the oil on the road. When you stopped here, it seized up. Nothing's going to move it now, except maybe a tow truck."
"Damn!" she said softly. "If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have none at all. First, my job, and then my boyfriend, now this." She paused, took a deep breath or two, and leaned her forehead on the steering wheel. "All I wanted to do was go home. Maybe something is telling me, I can't."
"Look, let's go inside, have some coffee, and warm up. If you need a ride somewhere, I'll see what I can do. How's that?"
"How about Texas?" she said. "You wouldn't be going that far would you."
I laughed and replied, "Sounds good to me, I wasn't sure where I was going on vacation, but Texas is as good a place, as any."
She sat in the car staring at me. Finally, she said. "You aren't kidding are you?"
"Why should I?" I asked with a laugh. "It's not a good place to go for a vacation? I've heard a lot about it, but never been there. You want to go home and I'm running away to hide. Similar to you, I'm newly divorced, got a shit head for a boss, and tired of being cold. The sun does shine down there, doesn't it?"
Now it was her turn to laugh. "You sure do talk fast and long. You ask questions but don't wait for an answer. If you're going to Texas, you'd better learn to slow down."
She paused for a moment to look at me closely. "I don't normally take to strangers right off but you're different. Somehow I know this to be a fact."
Again, there was a slight pause. "Let's get some coffee and talk."
*****
When we were settled back at the table inside and had our coffee poured, she said, "First of all, my names Lilly, secondly, yes, Texas is a beautiful place to spend time. Third, it's a whole bunch warmer; at it's coldest than it is here now. Fourth, I'm looking for a ride and nothing more. I want that much understood, up front. I'll pay my part of the expenses."
She had been ticking each point off on a finger as she went. When she finished, she picked up her coffee cup and slowly sipped at it as she watched me. I opened my mouth to speak, and then thought about what she'd said earlier.
When I replied, I tried to match her slower speech patterns. "I'm glad to meet you, Lilly. My names Jack, Jack Long and my mother raised me to be a gentleman, whether I wanted to be or not. A ride to Texas is what I offered. Nothing more is assumed or implied. Now that I've got a direction, I'll need a guide, if you want the job. Food, gas, and campground fees are about the only expenses, we'll have."
"Campground?" She asked.
"Yes, this is a camping trip. I have my tent and all my gear in the back of the truck. I have thirty days worth of vacation time and I wanted to spend the time away from towns and cities. Anyway motels are too expensive." I explained.
"You're right about motels. I had planned on staying in the car two nights out of three. Camping? I don't know; you've got only the one tent?"
"Well, yes. You can sleep in the truck, if it will make you feel safer. I'm not too sure how comfortable it would be. I've slept there and didn't get too much rest, but you're shorter so it may be better. I have an extra pillow and blanket."
"Hey, watch the short jokes," she said with a short laugh.
"Sorry." With a grin, I continued, "I didn't know you were sensitive about you're height. You don't appear to be vertically challenged. I think that's the politically correct term, isn't it."
"Yeah, I think your right, but I can't help it if my parents built my butt to close to the sidewalk. I may not be able to see over much of anything, but my legs reach from my ass to the ground, which is all that counts," she finished with a smile.
I glanced at my watch; it showed a quarter to six. I was pretty much tanked up on coffee and this nice ladies company, so I proposed that we load her stuff up and get on the road.
She sat staring at me for several long moments before she spoke. "I haven't said I'd take the offer of a ride or the guide job for that matter. Then again, what are my choices?"
Still staring at me, she again paused. "You seem to be a really nice guy. That's something hard to come by. I should know; if you know what I mean."
A little longer pause this time, then with a smile she continued. "I'll take the ride and the job, but we'll have to discuss the pay scale for a guide of my high caliber. We can do that on the road. Shall we get a move on?"
*****
Outside we loaded her bags into my truck. Most of her stuff had been shipped home. She had two small travel bags and a large duffel bag. A small garment bag, two blankets, and a pillow completed the transfer. I lowered the fiberglass bed cover and we climbed into the cab of the truck.
Five miles down the highway, the heater finally caught up. Another five miles passed and I had to pull over to remove my coat. Lilly did the same. More comfortable we headed south as the sun rose slowly.