As always, this will make more sense if you have read the previous six chapters of this story, and even more sense if you have read the "Bad Penny" series to which this is a sequel. Names and details have been changed to protect the guilty. Not everything is entirely made up.
I woke, uncomfortable, around noon, took some clothes off and had a glass of water, and collapsed again. I had the sense to set an alarm. As often happens to me the next couple of hours of sleep were full of dreams. Sometimes disturbing, some pleasant, broken by frequent wakening and then a few moments of groggy reality, then slipping back, often to pick up the dream story. If I try I can remember some of them. The bad ones often stay with me without trying. But I have learned to let them go, and just keep the good ones. So I was smiling and happy when the alarm went off. I had been awake for a little while, and remembering a pleasant dream, and mixed with it remembering the day before, and the night before, and the prospect of the afternoon to come.
There were not many passengers at that time on a Sunday, so Penny was easy to spot. I would have spotted her anyway. She was as ever, elegant, but dressed quite differently to the day before. At the Ritz she had been in a long skirt and jacket, with white silk blouse and low heeled patent leather shoes. I was slightly amazed to see she was now wearing jeans, a quilted jacket, and what appeared to be walking boots. She had a blue scarf on, with and darker blue fringes, which looked vaguely ethnic. I guessed Moroccan. Her hair was held back in a clip, and she had no lipstick. In full daylight, in ordinary clothes, she was still stunning. She reminded me of our youth, even though she did look older. But not perhaps as old as she was. If I didn't know I would have said she was early forties, rather than just about to turn fifty.
She was also carrying two bags, a large handbag like a dispatch case, and what looked like a padded cool bag for groceries. I quickly went towards her, saying "Let me take that."
She stopped, put the bag drown, and said "Don't I even get a 'Hello'?"
"Oh, yes, Hello."
She rolled her eyes and said, "I am French you know." In a slightly put on French accent, and stepped forward to kiss my cheek. Then the other one, and back to the first. "Three times in the south. Parisians only do it once for strangers, or twice for family."
"I shall remember that." I said. I meant it. She smelled good, and the softness of her cheek and the pressure of her hands in my arms still lingered.
"Now you may take the bag. I brought a picnic. So, where is LuLu?"
I lead her around the corner of the station to the car park, and she instantly spotted the van. It wasn't hard to see.
"Oh my goodness. It's enormous!"
"Thank you my dear, that is one of the most flattering things a woman has ever said to me."
She hit me. Gently. "Don't be rude." But she laughed, and said "I have missed the Irish craic. The English don't joke like that and the French are all so serious. Come on let me see inside."
Lulu is a Buerstner Elegance. So she isn't a white elephant, more a silver and grey monster.
I let her climb in first, and was gratified to hear her whistle. "Wow. This is not what I had envisioned. I had been thinking of VW campers, and even though you told me you had something bigger, well... I had imagined caravans like the one your parents had. My goodness... so much leather!"
I came up the steps behind her, and said "Would you like the tour?"
From the cab, with the swivelling seats so they became arm chairs, through the dining area, the kitchen, and then on one side the shower, on the other side the toilet (you can draw the doors across to connect the two to make a dressing room) and finally the bedroom at the back. I had made the bed. Which you had to take a couple of steps up to get into, as it was over the garage area. She stood at the foot of it and said, "Well, so this is where all the action happens I suppose? How many teenage hitchhikers have you seduced back here?"
"Sadly few. You would be amazed to learn perhaps that, contrary to the porn films, middle aged men in camper vans are not so massively attractive that women flock to their beds. Even in a nice van."
She turned to me and gave me a look that made me suddenly warm all over, as she said "I find that hard to believe. Especially a handsome man like you. Although perhaps if the van was parked somewhere less... unromantic, it might help."
Before I could think of a reply she carried on in a much lighter, less flirtatious tone, "Have you lunched or breakfasted? If you are hungry now I could join you for a bite, but if you can wait we could put the food in the fridge, perhaps. Maybe you could take me for a spin? If we went out to the country, somewhere quiet, would you, let me try driving her? On straight roads of course?"
She was so enthusiastic I could hardly say no. Which had always been the way with me and her. "I have eaten, and yes, my insurance covers any driver over the age of 25 as long as they have a licence. Is there somewhere you would like to go? Or will we just head out of town?"
"I suppose it would take a few of hours to get to Brighton wouldn't it? There is a nice park a few miles north of the town, with a big car park overlooking the countryside, where we could have a late tea, or early dinner, and then go to the beach to see the sunset. Would that be too far? We can talk as we drive, of course."
I didn't know the area at all, so I got out the road atlas and she showed me the country park she was talking about. I punched in waypoints on the GPS. I mentioned that we might be late getting back, Penny brushed that off. "I could get a train into town from Brighton, it would be faster. Last one is at half ten. If we don't gorge ourselves too much on the picnic I know a lovely restaurant near the pier, we could do dinner there, and you don't have to worry about driving late or taking your medication too late. If you don't mind staying there tonight?"
"Wherever I park my van is my home these days. And I don't know Brighton, so I can explore it more tomorrow."
There was a moment of confusion as we got ready to go. I ushered her to take a seat in the cab, and she was about to sit on the left hand side, (the passenger side in a British car) when she realised the steering wheel was there.) "Oh, you have the wheel on the continental side."
I explained that I spend more than ninety percent of my time outside Britain and Ireland, so it made sense to buy a European van. Which does take some getting used to when driving in Britain, as you are sitting on the wrong side. Junctions can be tricky. You have blind spots and can't see oncoming traffic as easily, especially on the right hand side. "Another reason I am glad to have a passenger. You can tell me when it is safe to pull out. But remember this isn't a sports car, I do need a reasonable gap."
So off we went. Penny enjoyed the view, above the cars, above the hedges. She commented on the acceleration, which was better than she had expected, and asked about the brakes. And she asked me about my travels. We had to drive about an hour before I got to a place I thought suitable to swap over, but once we got onto a less busy road, I said "Okay, your turn to drive." For a moment she hesitated, and asked if I was sure, but once we got moving again she was gleeful. "Oh this is easier than I thought! The steering is so light."
I had to remind her several times not to speed. We talked about cars. She had always liked them, her father had let her drive his Jaguar and his BMW when she was young, and she got a taste for them. She had bought a vintage MGB, and Mazda 5, and had an Alpha Romeo Spider in Italy, but didn't currently own a car. "No point in the cities, and it is cheaper to hire one when I need one than keep vehicles in garages." But when she hired them she always got sports cars.
We went through a couple of villages, and then a small town, slowly, but she was confident enough. I got her to pull into an empty supermarket car park, and do some tight turns and explained about the way the back end of the van would swing. I offered to take over driving again, but she wanted to carry on, so I did the map reading and kept up the chat. With the sunshine and the comparatively empty roads of a Sunday afternoon, it was a pleasant couple of hours.