Authors note: First, my thanks to Chief Hal for his proofreading work.
One of my readers has been trying to get me to write a really good romance story. I've made several attempts, but with the constant stream of Hallmark movies my wife is watching, I thought what the hell. So here's my Hallmark style romance, just lots sexier than they can put on tv.
Since this is my holiday entry... vote high and vote often! Comments on how I did are appreciated as long as they aren't derogatory
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Jerry Winston sat at work late on Friday evening, still working. It had become even more of a focus, after his wife left. Her primary complaint was that he never spent any time with her, instead spending time at work. He couldn't disagree. His work had driven his life before she left, now it was all he had besides regret. She complained that he never arranged anything romantic and absolutely never did anything spontaneously. Everything had to be planned out, even having sex. Not that he wasn't good at it, but she complained that he treated it more like a job, than an enjoyable activity. That complaint had hit him hardest. He had loved her very much, but she said she never felt it, after the first few years, so she left after almost twenty years. When she threatened to divorce him, he told her he didn't know how to change, or even if he could. Apparently, she wasn't willing to give him the chance.
Jerry sat at his desk working on the design of a new building. There were thousands of details running around in his mind, things he had to keep straight, to coax together, to make mesh into a working system. This is what he did best. He loved what he did. Each building he completed was a work of art, in his mind.
"Jerry, I've had it with you."
"Huh," Jerry asked, as he looked up at his boss, Greg.
"You heard me. I've had it with you. It's been over two years and you haven't done as single thing that says relax or fun."
"This is relaxing."
"No, this is work. You need to get out of here, find something to do that's enjoyable. Find a woman to fuck. I mean, come on there's more to life than designing buildings."
"I guess I could plan a vacation or something." He answered his boss.
"No. You don't need to plan a vacation. You just need to go DO a vacation. Now, if you want your job to still be here after Christmas, you're going to shut down your computers, ALL of them. And take a trip."
"To where?"
Greg handed him an envelope. "Here. You go, no computers, no drawings, no nothing until after Christmas. You have a cabin reserved at a ski resort up in the Colorado mountains. You leave tomorrow morning, with a nice night in a hotel along the way, you should be there Sunday afternoon. You'll stay there until the following Sunday morning. If you leave early, they'll call me and I'll fire your sorry ass."
"You can't force me to go on vacation."
Gary leaned down to Jerry's desk. "Joan made these reservations for you. I never argue with my wife. If I have to, I'll disable your account until next week. You're going, no arguments, okay?"
Jerry sighed heavily and logged out of the computer. "Alright. I'm out of here until after Christmas."
"Good!" Gery said, slapping his shoulder. "I don't know much about this place; Joan set this up. She said it was time to get your life back on the road to someplace, other than a tar pit. Have fun and, no matter what, just, find a way to enjoy it."
"Alright." Jerry got up and pulled his coat on as he headed out.
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Jerry sat on his sofa looking at the papers that were in the folder, including a note from Joan.
No planning allowed. Drive until you get tired and then find a hotel along the road. There are plenty and advance reservations aren't required. When you get there, I want you to embrace the spontaneity. I want you to spend the whole week doing whatever presents itself. No planning, no thinking things through. This trip is about being in the moment. I know there is a sweet, loving, spontaneous man inside. I want you to pull him out into the open. You'll never find a woman with your nose stuck in your computer screens. Maybe this way you can. Joan
He didn't think he was capable of not planning something. He respected Joan, she had warned him of what was coming, but he always procrastinated until it was too late. He flipped on his phone and opened his browser. It didn't take much to find the site. "Evergreen Mountain Resort."
Enjoy the secluded, romantic setting of the high mountain pines any season of the year. Share scenic mountain trails in the summer, and incredible panoramic views. Take your significant other and a picnic lunch to one of the many secluded overlooks, to rekindle or to refresh the romantic fire in your relationship. When the snow comes, enjoy the slopes; and after, share your time warming up before a cozy fire in the rustic cabins or warming up in one of the many small hot tubs, scattered around the resort. Come, enjoy and feel romance bloom again.
"Well, that's certainly an 'in your face' sales gimmick. Come to our resort and have your love life fixed. I doubt anyone can do that. Hell, I don't even have someone to be with. What the hell am I going to do, alone for a whole week? I don't even ski!" he said to himself, as he looked back at Joan's note. "I don't know what you're up to Joan, but I don't see how this is going to fix anything."
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"Hello?" Sue Bond said, as she picked up her cell phone.
Hey Sue, it's Martha.
"Martha! How nice; what can I do for you?" Sue asked her agent.
How's my favorite author doing?
"If that's your way of asking how the book is coming, it's really not."
I'm sorry to hear that. I was hoping that, maybe, you'd finally found something to move forward with.
"Unfortunately, not."
It's been pretty thin here since David left. We both know that last book was a real stinker. It just didn't sell. Your usual romantic flair, that your readers love was missing.
"I really wasn't feeling very romantic. About anything."
I take it you still aren't? Let me guess. You're sitting on the sofa looking out the window, hoping for inspiration?
"Something like that." She agreed, with a sigh. "No matter what I try, nothing seems to do it. I've tried reading my old books, I've tried watching romantic movies, I've even tried reading erotic stories. I'm just not in a romantic mood!"
We've been together a long time, so I'm doing something to help you. I think you need a change of scenery.
"I do, huh?"
You do. So, here's what I did. I booked you a flight to Colorado. You're going to spend a week in the most romantic little ski lodge, up in the mountains. I went there a few years ago with my husband and it really did kick start the old romantic genes. It still hasn't worn off. So for a woman that needs romance, it's the perfect place.