"Yeah... he's doing great. Ha. I know. I'm keeping him in shape. OK... I'll see you when you get back... hahaha... sure... I'll keep him UP and ready for you. Ha."
"That was Kim. She's picking up David. She wants me to keep you ready to go for when she gets back. Hahaha. She said she loves you more than anything too. Ditto on that one, handsome."
"Of course, my love. Ditto back, hot stuff. Mmmmmmmmm." I'm dining on one of the greatest and most delicious foods on earth. Ronda Rousey's ass. My very naughty tongue is shoved chin deep up there as my it dances the dirty tango all up in her sweet smelling, and sweet tasting, trembling bowels. God... I love eating ass. Especially hers.
I squeeze, slap, shake, squeeze some more... and worship my champion bad ass wife's absolutely perfect ass. We just fucked for an hour in the gym. We're still there. Ronda's bottomless, her white and pink, zip up spandex top is still on, zipped down past her luscious breasts. Along with her white and pink sexy sneakers. Dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, like I love. I came up her sweet twat, after she rode me all horny cowgirl and horny reverse cowgirl and all, shaking her divine ass all over my fourteen inch sex monster, leaning down and swapping spit with me while I very mischievously molested her small, super jiggly titties. Awesome time.
I wanna get Ronda pregnant and I think I slide this one past the goalie successfully. It just felt like I was knocking her up.
"God... your so good at eating ass, baby. Sooooo poop good. Mmmmmmmmm. Ah!" Ronda gleefully hugs the rail in front of her, her face rubbing it softly as her eyes roll back in sheer, assly euphoric delight into her head. (New one there)... Her tongue sticks out of the left corner of her mouth as she happily grins as wide as all outside. Shaking her ass on my face the whole, raunchy ass munching time.
I decided to spend another pimp hour gobbling up, biting, locking, sucking, slapping and kissing Ronda's sweaty ass while she tweeted about it to her many fans, posting real nice pics and all. She's so considerate of her fans.
Ronda's cum a dozen times so far. Ten from me pussy plowing her, and two more from the expert salad tossing I'm doing on her. Rolling my tongue 180 degrees in both th directions, lapping and popping it all over those very appreciative bowels.
I suck out another squirt, drinking down Ronda's top o' the line pussy dessert. So tasty. Milky smooth perfection. I lusty lick her labia and ravenously on that cream pumping cunt at the same delicious time.
"SOOOOOOOOO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! MMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMM!! Daddy big dick gets it every time. Oh hell yeahhhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmmmm." Ronda's so sweet. My love. Been in mad love with her since I first met her. Fucked her approximately five minutes later. Been freak fucking her very beautiful, bad ass brains out ever since.
Ronda wheels around and kneels in front of me, holding my head in her hands. She smiles so pretty, licking my lips twice, then diving in full boar, tongue molesting my innocent tongue, mouth, and throat as I grin away in sexually wondrous euphoria. I'm back home and happy as fuck... and titty molesting Ronda as she uses my mouth for her own... and of course, mine too.. perverted pleasure.
"I'm so glad you're back home, baby." Ronda hugs me around my neck and kisses the fuck outta my lips. God... that ass kicking chick can kiss. I tickle her sides as we happily make out. Ronda giggles, then spits down my throat... and takes mine in return. Naughty little mynx. Love it!
"Glad to be back, baby doll."
"How was Texas?" Ronda can't stop smiling... and licking and kissing all over my extremely pleased... and Ronda Rousey ass basted... face.
"Great. Met a couple of new stars for us. Drita introduced me to 'em. She's got great taste. Both big twitted. One Black. One Latina. Both horny as fuck. Had a really fun four-way in the hotel room with 'em. Me and Drita (Mob Wives) double analed them both. She fisted the black chick's ass while I pissed down her throat. The Brazilian chick ate my ass at the same time. Awesome time. You need to see her. She's fucking gorgeous as all hell. Thinking about wifing her up. Tina Fire (Brazilian porn chick). God... she's hot. Good God almighty, she's hot!
"Mmmmmmm... sounds awesome. I can't wait to try her out for myself. Brazilian girls always have great asses. Hahaha." Ronda smirks and licks me from chin to hair. God... I'm lovin' being Mr Ronda Rousey.
"Indeed. Indeeddddddd." I playfully smirk at my hot as all fuck woman. (Inside wrestling reference)
We laugh and swap some more spit, then I remember to ask about David. "You said Kim's picking up David? Is that Tom's buddy?"
"His son. He's supposed real geeky and shy, but I'm sure we can fix him. Two rich studs to PUMP for more money." Ronda beams beautifully, hugging me tight. We tongue fuck some more and head to the shower. Ronda hugging me tight and kissing me, legs wrapped tight around my waist the whole way.
Over at the Freak City Racing office...
"Lisa... you've got to concentrate more on driving. And maybe a little less on getting gangbanged. James has invested a lot of money in us. I don't want to let him down."
"I don't want to let my sweet, sexy nephew down either. He knows that. God... I need his cock though. Where is he?"
"See... he's in the gym with Ronda. But that's what I'm talking about. Your lack of concentration can't hurt you out there on the track. I'm trying my best to train you as best as I can. OK?"
"I know, Danica. I really appreciate it, sweetheart. I'm just so horny all the damn time. Sorry. I'll try harder... I promise." My auntie/wife Lisa Sparxxx blows my wife Danica Patrick a real sweet... and as always... real slutty... kiss. I love my aunt/wife Lisa so much. I married her cause she asked me to, once. That's all it took. She's so freaking fun to be around. A porn legend and aunt legend too. Now hopefully, a racing legend also. She begged me to start a race team... and fucked my brains out for a beautifully freaky week to convince me to... so she could live out her dream of being a race car driver. She knows I can't so no to her anyway, but I didn't turn down that very fun convincing either.
"Hold on... yes? Matt who?... Oh, Matt. Yeah... Stephanie told me about him. Hahaha. We watched him perform at the big title match. Very nice performance too... God, yes. I love a lot of cum. I couldn't believe how much he shot into Charlotte's mouth and all over her face though..."
Lisa's getting all hot and bothered listening to Danica talk to Drita on the phone. Cum is always a prime keyword for my dear slutty aunt Lisa.
"Yeah... I'll come over and sign an autograph for him... sure. OK... I'll be right over. Thanks, Drita."
"What was all that so much cum talk about? Sounds delicious. Mmmmmmm. Cum. God... I love it so." Lisa sits back in the chair in Danica's office, right forefinger in the mouth, grinning away, thinking about being Matt's next cum dumpster target.
"Yeah... I know. I agree with you on that though. Cum is extra yummy. Matt's here. Drita showing him around. She said he asked to meet me and get an autograph so I'm gonna head over there. Wanna come?" Danica stands up from her desk and grabs her phone.
"Oh yeahhhhhh!.. And I'll accompany you too." Lisa mischievously smirks and makes Danica laugh. Her extra bawdy sense of humor is a very charming quality of hers.
While Lisa and Danica head on over to the podcast studios, Kim and David gets to know each other a little in the back seat of her Kim K, ice white Bentley. Got her name in 24kt gold on both sides of it. A birthday gift from yours truly.
"Wow... Kim Kardashian. I can't believe I'm sitting in the back of a Bentley with Kim Kardashian herself. Awesome. Absolutely awesome." David pumps his fist, all excited about the ride from the airport. He's a huge dude. Tall... and real fat. About 400 pounds or so. Nice kid supposedly though. I forgot he was Tom's son. Too busy thinking about Tina Fire. Ha.
"That's very sweet, David. It's a pleasure to meet you, as well. I've heard a lot about you from your dad. He's such a sweet guy. He tells me he's really proud of you. He says his sexual prowess runs in the family too. Is it true?" Kim gives ol' David a very inquisitive, and very naughty, eyebrow raise and grin.
David swallows hard, looking Kim over. Her smooth, supple legs are crossed. Barely covered by a very skimpy brown miniskirt that barely covers Kim's world's greatest ass. He gulp hard again. "Ummm... I... I don't know about that. I'm kinda shy. Sorry. I mean, I love chicks. I just... I..." He can't stop gawking at my woman... and that makes me smile.
"I know. You're shy. That's sweet. I'm sure we can help you over come that, David. If you want to, of course." Kim opens her short, brown business jacket, showing David her bare breasts. They're so freaking perfect in every way... like the rest of her. David almost faints in the back seat, but he nods and starts drooling, still gawking hard too. Kim giggles at his nervousness.
"I'm glad you approve. We'll definitely have a great time together. Don't worry about that, David. Kim softly pats his left cheek, a very confident and very beautiful smirk on her very perfect face. Kim notices a bulge under David's huge gut. It's shaded by David's massive belly, but she can still tell It's large. That makes Kim smirk a little brighter. Big dicks are always a very welcome sight to her.
David keeps up the drooling and gawking all the way to our home. Kim's used to it so she thinks it's sweet. She knows he's gonna be an easy investor to keep happy... and that makes her real happy.