The Big Bang Theory: Girls Night

Amy had just received her order from the sex catalog that she's been waiting for all week. She was hosting Girls Night and couldn't wait to share her sex toy theme with Penny and Bernadette. Several different lotions and flavored lubricants, an assortment of dildos and vibrators, a couple of pornographic videos (including a special lesbian one) and a bondage ensemble complete with a whip were all part of the order.

All she had to do was make sure Sheldon wouldn't be around to ruin their kinky fun. Her self-centered boyfriend noticed Amy hiding her huge box of sex toys from him, and his curiosity was driving him crazy. Realizing Amy wasn't going to let him anywhere near the goodies, the tall, skinny genius just pretended he wasn't interested and went into the kitchen. A few minutes went by and Sheldon emerged with his iPad and a huge grin on his face, as he read off Amy's order from her credit card transactions, which he easily hacked.

"You're making a lesbian pornography movie for your Girls Night, aren't you?" he stated, as if he just solved the Lindbergh case. It was hard to tell if the smirk on his face came from uncovering the box of goodies or being turned on by the thought of them having girl/girl sex.

Amy was quick to deny the accusation. "We're not making any porno! We were just going to have a little sex toy party!"

No matter how much she argued, Sheldon was convinced he was right, as usual. He commented that it was actually a great idea, with amateur porn becoming a billion dollar industry. He also noted the increasing interest in girl on girl videos.

Amy was never going to get rid of him now, and before she could put up an argument, Sheldon was already setting up his camera and a tripod, stating that he could be the director of their lesbo flick. The brooding brunette stood there with her arms folded, insisting that there wasn't going to be any porno flick, especially a lesbian one.

Just as she was making her case, Bernadette walked in. "A lesbian porno flick? I thought it was just going to be a sex toy party."

The cute blonde laid a huge rubber double headed dildo on the table as she seemed confused by the change of plans.

Sheldon explained that he could be producer-director of their flick and they would probably make a fortune if they went with the right webcast audience.

"There's so many scenarios to choose from" he said to Bernadette, now that he had an audience. "We could have you and Amy as shy librarians, trying to shush Penny, or three nursing students working on an anatomy class project, or a women's prison scene with Amy as the evil warden, or a Star Trek parody, because everyone knows Lieutenant Yar was a lesbian."

Amy adjusted her glasses and interrupted him, trying to downplay the novice filmmaker, "I never knew Tasha was a lesbian, and why do I have to be the evil warden?"

Bernadette just giggled at her friend's response. "Oh c'mon Amy! You don't expect anyone to believe me being evil? And besides, who hasn't fantasized about Penny being an incarcerated prostitute!"

Just then Penny walked in, "Who's a prostitute?"

Bernadette was more than happy to tell her of Sheldon's video scenarios, "You are! We're going to make a lesbian movie!" She said it with such enthusiasm that it seemed like she was definitely on board.

Penny seemed a bit confused, as she put her handcuffs and ball gag on the table next to the double dong. "I thought we were having a sex toy party? Is Amy going to be the evil prison warden?"

The nerdy brunette threw her arms up in disgust as she retreated to her bedroom, "Why am I the evil one?"

She was obviously disappointed that her sex toy party was being sabotaged by the pushy boyfriend, as she slammed the door behind her.

Penny had a look of surprise, feeling she did nothing wrong. "She didn't expect Bernadette to be the warden, who would believe that?" She turned to Sheldon, who was almost finished setting up his camera. "You're not really thinking of going through with this are you?"

Sheldon assured her that it would be easy money. "We have the perfect mix to satisfy a lot of demographics. Blonde, brunette, busty, cute, smart, slutty, innocent, hairy..." He paused for a second realizing he gave away the fact that Amy had a hairy pussy, and slowly looked back at the girls, waiting for their reaction. He looked to Penny, "You wouldn't have a shaved pubic area, would you? That seems to be a pretty popular thing." To which the outgoing blonde broke the news to him that she was perfectly natural. "Sorry to disappoint you, but I like a little fur down there."

Sheldon seemed bummed out until Bernadette chimed in, "I'm shaved!"

Her two friends turned in disbelief, surprised at her announcement. "Howard likes my coochie nice and clean. He calls it Miss Pinky!"

"Perfect!" Sheldon exclaimed, "This is really starting to piece together!" He told the girls to take off their clothes, that as director, he had to see what he was working with. Surprisingly they did as they were told, looking at each other as they slowly peeled off their clothes, before sitting naked on the couch before him.

The girls awaited more instruction from their director who was busy giving them the once over. "I love it! More variety! We have big silver dollar nipples and cute little dime-sized ones." Bernadette covered up as he was admiring her tiny tits and cleanly shaven pussy.

Sheldon got behind the camera and focused on his two blonde starlets, asking them to kiss just to get a feel for it. They carefully embraced, kissing and delicately roving their hands over each other's bodies. Penny slid her hand down to her friend's bald pussy, fingering Miss Pinky, causing Bernadette to gasp from the excitement.

"Gee Penny! You don't mess around!"

From the size of the bulge in Sheldon's pants, he liked what he was seeing. "Oh yes! Stick you fingers deep inside! Arch your back Penny, I want to get a nice shot of your butt." He was really getting into it, and the girls seemed to like it too. Bernadette was nearing an orgasm, letting out a series of high-pitched squeals as Penny continued to aggressively finger the cute blonde's bald, wet pussy.

The sensuous setting came to an abrupt halt as Amy appeared from the bedroom completely naked. "AHA! I knew I'd catch you here!"

Sheldon and the girls looked on dumbfounded, thinking Amy knew what they were doing, but the prudish brunette just stood there rubbing her hairy pussy, with a stern look on her face. "You didn't really think you could escape from my prison did you?"

Amy waltzed over to the two naked blondes, thinking she was still role playing the evil prison warden. She grabbed Bernadette's double dong, waving the rubber sex toy at the two startled blondes, telling them that they were going to pay for trying to escape. She stayed in character, ordering the two girls to bend over on the couch, facing opposite directions. Bernadette had a wide-eyed look at the kinky command, but Penny just did as she was told, assuming the position, pointing her nice round ass back towards Bernadette, with her quirky friend following suit.

Sheldon scrambled to get his girlfriend in the shot too, which wasn't easy as he was rock hard watching Amy take charge. The camera shook as Amy inserted the double sided dildo in each of the girls waiting vaginas. It seems the director came in his pants as he shuddered watching his girlfriend in action. Amy looked like a pro, guiding the two blondes to ride the peach colored sex toy. She playfully slapped each girl's smooth round ass, coaxing a few whimpers from each of them.

"CUT!!!!!" Sheldon barked, bringing the erotic moment to a temporary halt. He couldn't hide the big wet spot in his pants, and claimed that everyone needed a break.

Penny called bullshit and told him if he couldn't take it he should be out of the business. Amy was a little pissed off too. "I thought this was what you wanted."

Bernadette was a little more sympathetic and moved over by the tall trembling director, undoing his fly and yanking his pants down, exposing his long semi-erect penis that was still dripping a few drops of cum.

"Looks like our director made a little mess."

The cute blonde grabbed his throbbing purple cock and gently stroked it back to life until it was standing at full attention, at least a foot long.

Penny and Amy continued their play, with the stone-faced brunette fingering her hairy pussy with one hand while she fucked Penny's furry vagina with the rubber toy in her other hand.

"Does this turn you on Sheldon?" Amy asked as she worked the big dildo in and out of her friend's wet pussy. Amy took the other end and inserted it in her own hairy vagina as if it were a cock. She thrusted her hips, fucking the blonde neighbor while looking over her shoulder for Sheldon's reaction.

Sheldon was mesmerized at the sight of his girlfriend fucking another woman and several more drops of precum trickled out of his huge cock, that Bernadette seemed to use as a lubricant to keep up the hand job. He tried to keep directing, but the girls seemed to be running the show just fine.

Amy slapped Penny's ass as she continued to fuck her hot friend, picking up the pace, giving herself pleasure with every thrust.

Amy removed the slick toy from Penny and pushed the blonde's face down into the couch pillows, exposing her gorgeous ass. She spanked her one more time, ordering her to spread her cheeks. Penny abided, reaching back and to give better access. Amy leaned in, squeezing the firm buttcheeks before licking Penny's tight pink asshole.

The sight of this taboo act was too much for Sheldon, who had one more shuddering convulsion before erupting with an incredible geyser-like ejaculation. He shot a load straight up in the air catching himself on the chin, and jerked another one in Bernadette's direction, laying a thick white stripe across her glasses from her forehead to her cheek, and one more into her curly blonde hair.

"Uh-oh Amy! You're boyfriend made another messy!"

She tried to stick her tongue out and lick the jizz off her cheek, but it was just out of reach. Amy noticed her dilemma, and came to the rescue, licking the salty mess from her cute friend's face, while Penny also joined in, trying to clean off her friend and get a taste of her neighbor's spunk.

The sassy blonde licked her lips and looked over at Sheldon, who was laying back in a chair, exhausted.

"Congratulations Sheldon, the first lesbian porn flick that ends with some guy giving a facial. What demographic were we going for with that?"