The Swagged Out Hedonist

Swagged Out Sex Parody

"Mmmmmmmm...fuck me daddyyyyyyy...FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" My wife, porn queen Kelly Madison screams out.

I grab her long blonde hair, pull it, smack her ass and pound that sweet and tasty, neatly trimmed, blonde pussy with full on pussy thumping power. The bed shakes and creaks wildly... my 14 inches of meat spreads and shreds that blonde pussy, pummeling it over and over and fucking over.

"I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGG!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kelly screams out in orgasmic bliss, shooting her sweet pussy cream all over my massive, pussy wrecking dick. I just keep pounding... Another BIG O for my bitch... More pounding... Another BIG O... Kelly's huge, all natural, 34G tits flopping as I beat the fuck outta that pussy. I reach down and slap them... squeeze them hard... shake them... and roll Kelly's perky nipples between my blinged out fingers... another BIG O.

"YESSSSSSSS... FUCK ME JAMESSSSSSSSSS... I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" Kelly looks back at me and smiles her sexiest, "fuck me daddy" smile, licking those luscious lips... blowing me a big ass kiss.

I blast my huge load up Kelly's tight, spasming cunt, slamming up against her sexy, curvy ass, driving my cock all the way in. It shoots my creamy wad full force up Kelly's tight clenching, smooth as silk pussy.

I pull Kelly back to me and kiss her, sucking her tongue... playing with those awesome, all natural tits of hers. I grope them, shaking and squeezing them hard. We kiss for another five minutes, then kick back and drink some Henny... swagg cuddling under the covers.

"Damn baby... I love your fucking cock."

"It loves you too baby cakes."

"When's the meeting, gorgeous?" Kelly asks, sipping on the Hennessy bottle, her lips sucking the tip... always the hot tease. She shakes her eyebrows at me, knowing exactly what she's doing.

"At 6... dude is really demanding. A lot of money at stake, babe. Motherfucker needs to relax though."

I have a meeting with an investor. He wants to be the sole sponsor of my porn site. Considering it's the largest porn website of all time, and there's a ton of celebrity chicks on it, the would be sponsor is offering big bucks. My other wife... one of them... Kim Kardashian, runs my business for me. I'm still the boss though. Nothing gets done without Superpimp's... a nickname... approval.

Kim running the business for me allows me to relax and enjoy life... and fuck as much as I want. I'm a hedonist... i'm obsessed with sex and pleasure... any way I can get it... either one... and I spend my days obtaining both... as often as possible.

Kelly sucks my cock head fir a minute... popping her luscious, full lips off my cock loudly... then I smack her sexy ass as she gets outta bed to take a shower. Damn... I got the hot bitches. That fuckin' body will get anybody hard... man, woman, or otherworldly figure.

"HONEY... IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THE GUY, I CAN SMACK HIM AROUND A LITTLE. BREAK OUT MY MISTRESS KELLY OUTFIT." Kelly says from the shower.

"SAVE THAT FOR ME BABY. IT'S ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF." I say, smiling.

There's no better negotiator in the biz than my wife, Kim Kardashian. The fucking queen of negotiating. I'm letting her take the lead in this contract negotiation. My baby gets the work done... and makes me the most money in the process. That's why she runs my biz for me. Kim's ruthless... in the hottest possible way.

(Phone rings)... "Hey mom... what's up?"

"Hey sweetie. Can you come pick me up at the garage? Your idiot father didn't get my Ferrari serviced before he went to film his movie, so it died out on me. I got it taken to a mechanic and he says it's gonna take a day or two to fix it."

"Yeah, of course. I'll do anything for the hottest mom ever."

"Ha... you're the sweetest. I'll have to thank you properly sweetheart. Love you James."

"Love you too mom. I'll be there shortly."

"MWAH! My gorgeous, perfect son. Thank you baby."

"Always my pleasure my gorgeous, hot ass mom. (Rubbing my cock)... See you shortly."

I hang up and smile... while I rub my half hard cock. My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is the hottest and best mom. She and my dad Dr Evil (From The Austin Powers Movies) live next door to me, but my dad has been out of the country filming his newest movie for the last two weeks. Mom's been staying with me while dad's away... and I love it. Even more freaky sex with her hot ass self than normal. I love fucking my mom. She's a helluva great lay and I love her so damn much. She's a great cook too.

Kelly comes back into the bedroom, drying her hair. "Holy fuck, you're hot!" I blurt out, seeing my perfect, curvaceous wife, nude, drying her blonde hair with the white towel.

Kelly jumps in the bed and sits in my lap. "So are you mister." Kelly says smiling. She blows me a big, sexy kiss and lays on my chest, looking up at me.

Kelly rubs those huge, world famous titties all over my cock... I groan... she smiles deviously. Kelly wraps her 34G tits around my cock and rocks back and forth on it, licking the head... her eyes locked on mine. I blow her a kiss... she winks.

Kelly pumps my cock over and over between those huge melons, licking slowly all over the sensitive underside of my cock... softly chewing on it too... smiling deviously at me, licking my shaft as she chews on it. About ten minutes of that leads to me happily pumping her gorgeous mouth full of cream. Kelly moans and laughs, happily drinking down my creamy load. She know how much she turns me on. That bitch is a walking, talking, big titty fucking dream cum true.

A little later... I pick my mom up and drive her home. "Thanks for picking me up sweetheart. Your idiot father is gonna get slapped when I see him." Mom smiles... and leans back in the passenger seat. At a light, I look her over and fucking smile. My mom has the titties and the lips to make you bust a big ass nut anytime. She never wears a bra at home... only sports bras when she works out.

Mom notices me ogling her tits in her light blue tank top. Her rock hard nipples are poking through it... begging to be tweaked and sucked.

About two minutes later...

Mom is riding my cock, her back against the steering wheel. We're parked in a super market parking lot... and I'm sucking ridiculously hard on mom's mature titties, drinking down her tasty milk... her whole tit in my mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm... FUCK!!... My baby knows how to please his mama...Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Mom says, holding my head to her spectacular, milf chest, playing with my blonde braids as I dine ravenously, on her only slightly saggy, and still perky, 60+ year old tits.

Mom bounces wildly in my super cock... her mature cunt tightly wound around my hard heaving cock monster. Mom squirts, back to back. Her head thrown back in orgasmic delight. I keep drinking down her milk, alternating magnificent tits... stuffing the whole thing in my mouth. I cum hard up mom's tight clenching, spasming cunt. My cock pumps out my cum full blast, filling her pussy. We kiss passionately, sharing her milk.

"My beautiful baby. I said I had to thank you properly, so I hope that was good for you." Mom tells me, looking into my eyes, smiling sweetly, my face in her hands.

"Always a please to fuck you mom. Always... Sexy bitch." We laugh and kiss some more.

"I love your fur baby... It's just like the one you got me last week." Mom plays with my fur coat. A hundred K mink. I've bought mom a dozen furs... but she's right, it's the same one I bought her last week. I'm always swagged out.. pimp ready 24/7.

I buy my mom anything she wants... and I mean anything. We went to a Ferrari dealership and she loved four different models, but couldn't decide on one. I bought her all four. She's my mom... she gets what she wants.

"Your sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) and her husband are coming in tonight honey. She's really looking forward to seeing you again. Has she told her husband yet that her baby is yours?"

"Nope... guess she's waiting til she gives birth."

"I want you to get me pregnant again...(already done it four times)... I want to have a bunch of beautiful babies with my beautiful son." Mom kisses me, pinching my nipples.

"Sorry mom... taking a break from knocking bitches upright now. I'm not even taking appointments... (I charge 2 million a pop)... so just freaky, perverted, normal sex for us." We laugh. I roughly squeeze those gorgeous C cup tits of my gorgeous mother. Mom moans horny moans and writhes in my lap.

"Mom... can you do me a favor?"

"Of course sweetheart... anything for my gorgeous son."

"I've got a couple of rich clients in town and they're looking for a hot DP. Could you fuck em both? I'll split the 100K with you. I was gonna give the job to Kelly, but I'd thought I'd ask you first."

"Sure sweetie. Anything for you." We make out for a few. I suck some more milk from mom's tits and finger her twat til she cums.

I give mom the info and drive home. Mom goes in to get ready and I go out back, to my studio. Kim's already there, meeting with the would be sponsor.

I have a special room behind Kim's office, where I can watch her work... and negotiate. I watch through the mirror on the wall. I sit in my leather chair and watch my wife "do her thing."

"Well... your offer is very intriguing Milton, but I think its gonna take a little more than your number currently to get this deal done. Our website is the largest adult site ever. We have such great demand, not only for our celebrity movies, but also our hardcore porn movies as well. We sell about 40 million movies and downloads a month. That's approximately 1 billion dollars a month in sales. That's not even including advertising sales." Kim crosses her gorgeous legs, leans back in her chair and smiles confidently. She's the queen. I just smile too. Kim's the best negotiator in the biz.

Kim looks so damn perfect as always. She's wearing a skin tight, black mini dress, open down the middle, showing her awesome cleavage. She's wearing black pumps and her long, straight, shiny, dyed blonde hair glows down her back perfectly. Kim's luscious, full, light brown, and wet, lipsticked lips glisten seductively.

Milton Grant III is a billionaire businessman in his 70's. He lives not far from us in Bel Air. He's a porn freak, so he's been over to the house for some of our hardcore parties that I'm known for. He's a horny motherfucker... like us all... and he's got a ton of money to spend, so he's someone we entertain. I'm all about my pleasure... and a big part of that, besides the endless, depraved sex, is money... and lots of it. I'm a billionaire too... and I enjoy every damn dollar of it.

"Well Kim... I respect your success and I respect James... and you... as well. I think I could up the offer... with a little convincing, of course." Milton looks at Kim with a devious grin.

Kim knows she has him right where she wants him. She slowly uncrosses her legs... giving Milton a peek between her smooth, supple legs... she's not wearing panties... then she slowly crosses them again. Kim is an expert tease. She's not wearing a bra either, so her thick, rock hard nipples are poking through the thin material of her mini dress.

"Well... I'm sure that could be arranged. (Kim smiles seductively)... Exactly what kind of "convincing" did you have in mind?" Kim asks, looking at Milton with her sexiest, most sexually seductive, smoldering look.

"Well... I'll give you your number... if I can fuck you." Milton cuts right to the chase, smiling very confidently.

"Well Milton... I don't usually fuck other men. I only fuck my husband. I usually set my business partners up with other women. James has a lot of women, so I'm sure we could find someone to make you very happy." Kim at her negotiating best.

"I'll get right to it Kim. I want you. I want to do business with James... and you. I've got a big dick, so I know we could have a lot of fun. I'll agree to any number you want... as long as I get to fuck you. Any number Kim." Milton sits back and grins as big as you can. His big, old dick tents out his gray suit pants.

Kim sees it. She knows already that he has a big dick. He's been to our fuck parties before, so she's seen it already. Kim thinks over Milton's proposal. She wants the most money... but she also would rather avoid fucking him. Kim thinks over her options.

I start to get up and go in there to bail out my wife when my phone rings. It's my good fuck buddy Chrissy Teigen. "James... I need your big fucking cock bad baby. My hubby's out of town and all the pregnancy hormones have made me super horny. Pleaseeeeeeeeee!"

"I'm kinda busy right now Chrissy. I'm sort of in the middle of a big negotiation babe." I watch Kim think over what she should do... while I rub my fucking cock, thinking about pussy pounding Chrissy. She's got of the best pussies... and pair of tits... out there.

"Pleaseeeeeeeeeee. I'll do anything you want baby. I'll do a gangbang party for you afterwards, if you want. I can use all the cock I cant get right about now. DAMN, I'M SO FUCKING HORNY... PLEASEEEEEEEEEE JAMES... PLEASEEEEEEEEE!" Chrissy begs, in her sexiest and sluttiest voice.

I look at Kim, and also see Milton drinking and pouring on the charm... and money. I smirk. I decide to let Kim have complete control over this negotiation. Thinking about her selling her body for money to the old horny bastard is a turn on anyway, so it's her decision.

"Ok babe. I'll be right there." I tell Chrissy, rubbing my giant cock through my thin sweatpants.

"YESSSSS!! I'll be ready for you baby. I want it up the ass too. Fourteen fucking inches of white dick up my pregnant fucking ass. DAMN... I WANT YOU SO FUCKING BAD!! Get over here as quick as possible honey bun! Hurry!" Chrissy blows me a big kiss through the phone.

"On my way hot stuff." I hang up.

Kim and Milton are drinking and flirting. "C'mon Kim... any amount you want. James is a hedonist, so mlm immature he wouldn't mind you fooling around... especially for this much money. You name the price." Milton pulls his big, old cock out and wiggles it for Kim. She looks it over, impressed by its size. It's 11 inches long and thick. Kim smiles... puts her drink down... gets up... and sits on the couch beside Milton. The negotiations are heating up... I smile, knowing Kim is in full control. I head on over to Chrissy's place to pound her out.

A little while later at Chrissy's place...

"THAT'S IT DADDY... POUND MY FUCKING PUSSY BABY... POUND ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!" Chrissy is bent over a chair... with me behind her, pounding her pregnancy enlarged, beautiful, extra juicy pussy like only I can. My 14 inch super cock jackhammers up her super stretched out cunt harder and harder. I smack that phat ass...

"Who's your daddy bitch? Who's pussy is this?" I smack her ass again, harder.

"YOU ARE DADDY!! IT'S YOUR PUSSY JAMES!! IT'S YOURSSSSSSSSSSS!! I'M YOUR BITCH DADDY!! ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND YOUR SUPER COCK DADDY!! MMMMMMMMMM!!" Chrissy screams out... and squirts for the fourth time. I smack her fucking phat ass again and again. She's my bitch... her fucking husband is just borrowing her pussy. I fucking own it!

Back home...

"Damn, you've got one hell of a tight pussy Kim. Oh my God it feels great."

"So does your big dick Milton. Fuck meeeeeeee!"

Kim is closing out the negotiations with a bonus. She's riding Milton's big, old cock on her office sofa, her back to him. Milton is roughly groping Kim's big tits while she bounces on his rock hard cock. Kim is biting her lower lip, bouncing hard on that thick old cock. Her nipples are rock hard... as is her throbbing clit.

"DAMN... YOUR COCK FEELS GOOD MILTON!... I'm gonna cummmmmmmmmm!" Kim squirts on Milton's big ass dick. He fucks up into Kim's cumming pussy super fucking fast! "YESSSSSSSSSSS!... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Kim screams in pleasure, smacking her rock hard clit. Milton keeps pummeling up into her pussy faster and harder and deeper.

He gets up and bends Kim over the couch, smacking her perfect ass and shoving his old cock back to up her twat. He grabs her long, blonde hair and pulls it... pounding the fuck outta her clean shaven, delicious cunt. He shows great stamina for his age.

"Smack my ass." Kim looks back at Milton and smiles. He smacks her ass hard."Mmmmmmmm... Do it again baby." Milton smacks Kim's ridiculously awesome ass again. "Yeahhhhhhhh. Wanna fuck it?" Kim asks, smiling her sluttiest smile.

"Oh hell yeah!" Milton responds. He pulls outmof Kim's pussy and spreads her cheeks. Kim shakes her ass for him. Milton spits on her anus and rubs it in with his precum pouring cock. He pushes against Kim's anus and pops through, all 11 thick inches sliding up Kim's ass easily.

Milton pounds Kim's ass so damn hard. His cock slams all the way up her ass as she shakes it. Milton pulls her hair and pummels Kim's ass for another five minutes before he's ready to explode. Kim stops him, pulling his throbbing ass cock out of her most awesome ass. "By the way Milton... It's gonna cost you another 50% to cum." Milton doesn't know what to think. He's ready to explode with cum, but my master negotiator wife won't let him. I told you she was the best. "So... what's it gonna be Milton?" Kim asks... shaking her booty for him... teasing him and smiling deviously.

"OK OK... JUST PLEASE LET ME CUM!" Kim wins again. She spreads her cheeks dor Milton and he slams back up her mega talented ass. Kim shakes her booty big time on Milton's old, ready to pop cock.

"FUCKKKKKKKKK!!" Milton screams out as he blasts his cum up Kim's wild shaking ass. He grunts and cums, over and over.

"Mmmmmmmmmm... Good boy Milton. That was fun. It's a pleasure do in ng business with you." Kim blows him a kiss.

Milton realizes the pleasure was definitely his and grins his biggest grin ever.

Back at Chrissy's house...

Chrissy and I have been fucking all over her house. I pounded her pussy in the living room. She came four times. I came up her pussy. I pounded her ass in the kitchen while we ate pizza. She came five times. I came all over the pizza and Chrissy ate it with a big ass smile on her beautiful, slutty face. I titty banged Chrissy in her bed. I fingered her cunt. She came once. I came in her mouth. She happily drank every fucking drop... and blew me... drinking down a second load. I fucked Chrissy's pussy again before we went back to my place. She came four more times... I came in her mouth, and pissed in it. Chrissy drank it all down, smiling the whole way.

We came back to my place for her gangbang. I let my crew fuck her silly while Kelly filmed it. Six guys double analed her and fucked all over her holes for two hours. Kelly filmed it all.

Kim told me about the deal with Milton. She got him up to five times his original offer. My wife is the best in the biz. I fucking love her so fucking much.

Mom came home from her appointment. She told me they wanted double anal so she charged them double... a hundred grand for us both. Kim, mom, Kelly and I fucked all night long. Mom ate Milton's cum out of Kim's ass while Kelly filmed it. I pissed in Kim's mouth while I watched mom. It was another productive, fuck filled day... and night for me... The Swagged Out Hedonist.