"Hello?"
"Hey its Josh."
"Hey Josh what's up, what you been up to lately?"
" Nothing much just the same old stuff, how about you?"
"Well, let me see... I just quit my job, and oh yeah I just got laid"
"ooh tell me more. This is why i love talking you."
"Ok you better sit cause this could take awhile. It was after I quit my job I was feeling kind of down so I went to this bar for a drink. I was just relaxing when this guy came and at my table I didn't want any company so I just ignored him, plus he was kind of dorky looking. Anyways he introduced himself as Ben and asked if he 'could get to know me better.' I figured why the hell not I got nothing better to do might as well screw with his mind a little. So I smiled and said sure I'd love to.
"Can you tell me your name?" Ben said.
" I told the dork my name and I gently ran my toe up and down his leg. He looked alittle scared which only added to my interest. I leaned closer to him and ask in this really stupid husky voice that i guess to him sounded sexy. How about you tell me what a nice guy like you is doing here in a place like this?"
" Um...Um...well you see its my birthday today and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind that you will..., you know be my companion for tonight." Ben was stammering and turning a light shade of red.
"Companion...mmm what do you mean by that? what is it that you want is to do together?"