It was late afternoon in the fall. I decided to head to a tiny brew pub that was just a few blocks up from the pier. I needed a quick beer, and this was an area that I used to know pretty well when I lived around here.
I had driven by the place several times, but had never gone in. Though I only had a few minutes, today seemed like a good time to check it out. When I entered, there were a few people gathered, but it wasn't too busy. Three foursomes were seated at booths along the side wall, and two guys were at the small bar. Behind it, seated at a desk and talking on the phone, was the female bartender.
The bartender - oh my god! She was a stunning strawberry blonde in her early 30s with a beautiful face and a fantastic rack. She had flawless skin, beautiful green eyes, and a sensual mouth that featured plump, soft lips. Her eyebrows were dark, and her beautiful blonde hair was long, and curled around her shoulders and down her back. It gave her an air of mystery and intrigue.
She was wearing a pearl necklace, and matching pearl bracelets, and she accentuated her hourglass figure with a tight-fitting, thin, white blouse buttoned from the bottom up until it reached the underside of that rack. It seemed as if she had given up any hope that she could fasten the top four buttons to conceal her prodigious pair. The blouse gave way to a tight sort of lacy, outer bra top that revealed her spectacular cleavage. Over the blouse, she wore a kind of business jacket. I took a seat at the end of the bar, astounded by my good fortune, a chance encounter with an incredibly hot woman.
When she saw me sit down, she excused herself to the caller and, handing the receiver to one of the guys at the bar, "it's for you she said." Then, she came over to wait on me. She smiled brightly, and asked, "What can I get you, honey? I'm pouring everything on the menu, except the brown ale today."
She slid the small menu toward me, and without looking at it, I said casually, "I've never much cared for brown ales anyway. What would
you
recommend?"
Her smile returned, and I knew I had made the right decision. Banter like this was right in her wheelhouse. "Normally, I don't like lighter beers," she said, "but I think the
Bootlegger Blonde
" is good. It's a lager, not an ale. More like a European pilsner, if you like those." I did, but more than that, I liked looking at her.
I figured I was in a place where it was virtually impossible to run into anyone I knew, and that afforded me an opportunity for some shameless flirting, something, quite frankly, that I had never really done a lot of before. I'm not really that kind of guy, but I thought, in this instance, I had nothing to lose, so I gave it a try. I looked right into her eyes, without hesitation or embarrassment and said, "I can't resist a good
blonde
" and smiled.
She blushed deeply, a blush that spread across her face, neck, and upper chest before disappearing inside that lacy bra top. She broke eye contact with me, fearful that this flirtation would spiral out of control. There were people in the place. I got it, and backed off. "I guess I'll have one of those," I said matter-of-factly.
"Sounds good," she said, walking back to the handles without looking back at me.
She poured the blonde lager into a slender pilsner glass, brought it back to me and set it on the bar on one of the pub's customized coasters. "Do you want to settle up now, or should I keep a tab open for you?" she asked somewhat timidly. I thought I might have scared her off earlier, but now that bright smile returned.
"Yeah, keep it open," I said with an air of brazen chutzpah. I knew I was only going to have one. I had a dinner to attend with my old boss. I had to be there in less than an hour, and I had about a 20 minute drive to get to the restaurant. It was something I couldn't skip out on because that was a bridge I didn't want to burn, so I don't know why I said that. I guess I just liked saying the word "open." I was looking right at those tits when I did so, and she definitely took notice.
She returned to the guys at the other end of the bar, and took the receiver from the older of the two and hung it up. Then, she began talking and laughing with them. She obviously knew them, but I wanted to find out if one of them had designs on her.
As I eavesdropped on their conversation, I surmised that the younger of the two was her brother; they seemed like they knew each other intimately, but showed each other no overt affection. The other guy, Donny, had on a wedding ring, but as the old saying goes, "that don't plug no holes."
As Donny was talking, he let slip her name - "Doreen." From the gist of the conversation, I realized she lived nearby. She mentioned her ex, and from that and her bare ring finger, I gathered she was divorced and single. So far so good.
Pretty soon, two young attractive women entered the door and joined the two guys at the bar. The blonde was Donny's wife, and the brunette appeared to be Doreen's brother's girlfriend. Doreen came around to the other side of the bar, nodding to the brunette almost coldly, which surprised me, but greeting the blonde with a warm hug, and it gave me a chance to fully check her out. She was unbelievable.
As she poured each of them a beer, I finished mine. I knew I had to leave, but at least now I had something to go on. I stood up and drew my wallet from my pants, and pulled a bill out.
The chalkboard behind the bar clearly spelled out the prices - all of the beers, including the
Bootlegger Blonde
, were 6 bucks, but I realized I had walked in on Happy Hour, so my pilsner was a buck off. What a bargain! The beer wasn't too good, but damn,
she
was fine.
She saw me throw a ten on the bar, and as started for the door, I thought that she would leave everything alone, and that would tell me that there was no reason to pursue this playful little flirtation.
But she surprised me, "I was hoping you'd stay for another, but thanks, I really hope you'll come back some time," she said with that enticing smile that offered something much, much more. It conveyed everything I needed to know, telling me, "Come back when no one else is around, and I'll make it worth your while."
"Oh, I will," I said. "I really enjoyed that blonde. Thanks so much." She now fully understood and appreciated the purpose of my double entendre, if she hadn't already done so, and she had opened the door for my return. That was a certainty.
But I didn't get back to town for five months, and when I did, I was only around for one night. I had been thinking about her for all that time; she'd really had an effect on me, but there was no use pursuing her from a distance.
Now, I had a chance to find her, to see if she was unattached, and if she was, whether I had any chance with her. I didn't expect I would. I'm pretty much an "Average Joe" - I'm not that handsome, nor do I have a huge dick. It seemed to me she was out of my league.