I'd always wanted to be involved in a threesome, but I never expected it to be with my wife's chubby best friend!
My name is Nathaniel. I'm a fairly unremarkable guy. Late thirties with a house, a dog, and a decent but boring office job. I met my wife Lara about a dozen years ago, and right away we hit it off, getting married after a few years of dating.
Early in our relationship Lara introduced me to her best friend, Penny. In terms of appearance, Lara and Penny couldn't have been much different. Lara had the put-together, professional look, which she needed for her job. Penny had the artist vibe going: tattoos, piercings, and a rainbow of different hair colors. But despite their looks, they were like two peas in a pod. Penny lived a few hours away, so although Lara took plenty of weekend trips to see her, I didn't go along too often, and saw her less and less as the years went by.
Then, as those artist types sometimes do, Penny decided, seemingly on a whim, that she needed a major change. She sold the house, sent the boyfriend packing, and hit the road east back to her hometown.
When Lara heard about this, she instantly offered to let Penny stay with us until she found a place. I was fine with that plan, I'd enjoyed my times hanging out with Penny, and I knew she and Lara would have a blast catching up. Plus, our finished basement was cozy so she would have a place to stay without us all walking on top of each other.
The day that Penny arrived I was working, and when I got home I saw her pickup truck parked in the driveway of our small suburban home. She and Lara were at the kitchen table enjoying a few drinks.
"Nathan! It's so good to see you! It's been way too long."
She jumped up to give me a big hug.
"Sorry, we're sweaty. I didn't bring much but we moved it all into the basement already. The rest is either in storage or on a curb somewhere."
I immediately noticed that the last few years had changed Penny. The last time I'd seen her, she was fairly thin and fit. Now, she had gained a lot of weight. She definitely fell into the "Plus Size" category, maybe even fat. Not that it's any of my business, but even so I had to admit I liked the change. There's something about a sexy, bigger lady that gets my blood pumping.
I also noticed that Penny had not let her foot off the gas when it came to tattoos. She was sporting short shorts and a tank top, which showed off her almost-covered legs and a giant, half-completed tree growing out from between her chest and branching up to her shoulders.
Perhaps I stared a little too long, because Penny commented "Ooh, do you like my new ink? The lines are done but I need to finish the color- and everyone I know is back in Wichita."
"Yeah, absolutely. It looks cool!"
I glanced at Lara and I could tell from her half-raised eyebrow that I'd better not think that chest tat was too cool.
Fast forward a month. We've settled into a routine. I've been working more. Lara's been working less as she helps Penny look for a new place. Penny has always had a work from home job, so she was able to keep that up without interruption.
I got home to find Lara in the living room relaxing with a movie on.
"Hey babe, how was your day? Did you and Penny have any luck with houses?"
"Nate, you would not believe what major crap the house market is. The two places that looked sort of interesting sold. And the place she was trying to rent, it turned out the landlord was a major weirdo. Glad we found that out before she signed a lease."
"That sucks. But you know she can stay here as long as she needs."
"I know. But I think she wants to get out of our hair. She said something today about feeling like she's monopolizing all our time."
"I hope you told her that was nonsense. I haven't seen much of you lately but that's because work has been a clusterfuck."
"Yeah, I told her. But she also might have another reason for wanting to get the process moving faster. You know we're always pretty open about our relationships and sex lives?"
I chuckled "Oh I'm aware. You two have had some conversations over the years that would make a frat boy blush."
She smacked me playfully. "Oh stop it. If I tell you my sex fantasies you'll just get hot and bothered and we end up not leaving the bedroom. Plus sometimes I need to tell someone how much I like your big dick, and your ego can't take constant stroking."
"I know something that can take constant stroking. Wait, you and Penny talk about my dick?"
"Only in passing. I told her it was big. She said that 'big' means 'passable'."
I sat back. "I'm not sure that exactly strokes my ego. But I'll take it. And speaking of stroking...."
She smacked me again. "Oh my god. It was a dumb joke the first time you made it! It's not helping the cause, if you're angling to get me into the bedroom."
I gave her my best 'smouldering' look, which never failed to make her laugh. "Who said anything about the bedroom? We've got a perfectly good couch right here that we haven't used for....sexy time....in a while."
Lara leaned in and put her mouth next to my ear. "I do love it on the couch." She sat back. "But look, stop distracting me. I was going to tell you why she wants to get out of here sooner rather than later. She told me that guy she was dating, you know, Roger? I guess they hadn't had sex in months before they split. She said he was a nice enough guy at first but he started making stupid comments about her weight, and that was the beginning of the end."
"Oh damn. What a tool. So no sex with Roger, and she wasn't seeing anyone else? I thought she was doing the polyamory thing for a while?"
Lara shook her head. "She was, but she quit when she met Roger."
I nodded. "So you're saying she's horny."
"Right. And as nice as our basement is, it's not exactly a spot to bring a dude...or a lady. So we'll just need to keep beating the bushes and find her a place where she can live- and fuck- to her heart's content."
She leaned in again.
"And speaking of fucking, and being horny....I am horny, and we haven't fucked in at least a week. Do you think you can be quiet? Penny went to bed early."
"No, I'm gonna yell when I cum. Just tell Penny it was my passable cock."
"Very funny. Dammit, I am need your cock inside me."
Lara dropped to her knees and slowly reached for the bulge which had been growing in my pants. She undid my zipper and slowly eased my pants down to my ankles. My cock sprang out, fully at attention and ready for Lara's mouth.
"Mmmmmm, looks like you are horny too."
"You do that to me. God, I need to feel you wrapped around me so bad."
Lara stood up and swiftly pulled the hoodie and t-shirt she was wearing over her head, revealing her full breasts, nipples already hard. I reached over tugged at her shorts, pulling them down to reveal a sexy pair of black-and-white polka dot panties.
