"Sarah, come on. It'll be fun," Jenny pleaded.
"Fun? Two weeks in the boonies? Pigs and cows and shit everywhere? I know you Jenny... that's not your idea of fun," Sarah retorted.
Sarah knew there was a history from Jenny's last visit to her cousins' farm and it was very unlike Jenny not to share every detail, especially if there was guys and sex involved. And with Jenny, anything that involved one always seemed to involve the other (at least until the night where the girls went wild, but that's another story).
"So, are you going to tell me what the attraction is that your want to go to a farm two summers in a row?" Sarah asked.
"Well, there's these cousins of mine, cousin Bobby and cousin Billy, twins who graduated from high school the year before. Nice boys. Real sweet. Anyway one day the three of us were throwing hay from a truck to the animals out in a field when a storm came up wicked fast. We pushed the rest of the hay off the truck just as the rain started, then sprinted for the barn as it started coming down. You've never seen such rain. We didn't get to the edge of the field before we were just soaked. And you know it doesn't take much wet for me to get turned on."
"It doesn't take much of anything to get you turned on, you're such a slut," Sarah laughed and patted her best friend's butt.
"Yeah, well if you had been there and seen these guys, all wet down like that, it might have been enough to get even you to do something besides watch and play with yourself, " Jenny replied with an matching laugh. "So anyway, the white shirt and tight shorts I was wearing just didn't leave much to the imagination, and... and..."
"And what?" Sarah asked, already having a pretty good idea what the answer would be.
"Well, we were running along this path and cousin Billy... or was it cousin Bobby... I can never tell when they're dressed! Anyway, one of the boys cut me off on the path, so I, well, I kinda tripped him. And as I ran by, well, he kinda tripped me, and I kinda fell on him, on purpose, and we kinda wrestled there in the grass laughing in the pouring rain. And then cousin Bobby, or maybe it was Billy, anyway the other one heard the laughter and they ganged up and started tickling me. And you know how hot I get when I get tickled?"
"Right. Wait, you get off on tickle, too? Never mind, go on!" Sarah really wanted to keep the story going.
"Well, they were tickling me, and I got cousin... never mind... I got one of my cousins in a leg lock and as I tried to tickle the other back he got me into a bear hug. And, well, before I could figure out how it happened my legs slipped up around my one cousin's head and the other cousin's bear hug kinda slipped so it was just his hands, and... and..."
"No, don't t tell me that!" Sarah babbled, holding her easy in mock disgust, but getting wet herself just listening. "You didn't! Well... did you? Don't you dare stop now!"
"Well!" Jenny exclaimed with a quizzical high pitch before continuing, "we all looked at each other for a minute. And then I just leaned back and innocently kissed the cousin that had me in the bear hug, but he had his mouth open and I just... well... my tongue kinda... slipped out, but I kinda lost track because... well my other cousin started lapping the crotch of my shorts. Well shoot, I don't even remember them undressing me, but before you knew it the clothes were kinda gone. And, well... WOW!"
"Jenny, you're such a slut. You did it with your cousins? With both cousins? At the same time no less!"
"Yeah, I see your point. This is way worse than with, say my daddy... or my sister.... or my step mom... or a buddy in a bar full of guys!", Jenny rejoined with a knowing smile while she twisted a strand of Sarah's long, red hair around her finger.
"Hey, those were different. I was helping out... and, and my mom asked me to do daddy... and, and my sister, well she really did need teaching... and that wasn't my stepmother, at least not yet when we... and the bar, well, I mean... you know..." Sarah realized there were some holes in her defense so she settled back on the bed with a sigh. "Pretty good, were they?"
"They aren't going to discuss Chaucer or Thoreau with you, but they aren't hard on the eyes and there's some little farm girl out here who taught these boys how to share a girl that I've got to find and thank."
Now Jenny's criteria for good male company were, if nothing else, consistent so Sarah knew certain 'criteria' had indeed been met. Sarah was initially surprised that Chaucer and Thoreau rated even a mention in Jenny's the criteria until Jenny explained that she was referring to Joe Chaucer and Fred Thoreau on the football team who had been Jenny's first two-fer back in high school, but that's another story.
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That first evening at the farm was hot, with crickets chirping. The air had an unusual stillness to it, an energy that would normally precede a thunderstorm, but the sky was crystal clear.
Dinner was enjoyable, even if the conversation wasn't the deepest that Sarah had experienced. One thing was certain; Jenny hadn't missed when she said her cousins were lookers. Bobby and Billy were built, with physical characteristics that more than made up for their lack of conversational fortitude. And were they ever twins. Even after several differing characteristics were pointed out Sarah couldn't tell them apart moments later.
"Jenny," Sarah whispered on the way to the table, "I don't want to call them by the wrong names. How do you tell those two apart?"