Let me tell you a story about me and my best friend. When I start this little tale, it doesn't start out well. I look back on it now and think about what a complete idiot I was over the whole thing, but foresight is better than hindsight, they say. If I could change things over what I did...not have been so stupid and blind over the matter...I don't know if I would. I think our friendship has grown stronger now because of what happened, but...by the time I'm done with my story, you might hate me. I wasn't the nicest person during it.
I'm currently sitting in my car with my best friend, Deanne, while she's in the passenger seat. We're parked outside of my dad's house, but we haven't gone inside yet. You see, it's been four months since my story took place, and right now she's trying to help me with a serious problem. She has my baby sister (a literal baby) in her arms while we're talking, and normally she'd try to put Bailey down for a nap, but she's out here with me instead. That's how important this situation is. It's important, because we just came back from town after an appointment I had scheduled, so I have a little something important to tell my father, and...I'm not sure he's going to take it well. That's why I have to tell this story first.
It starts with me laying on my bed listening to music. I'll tell it, this story, because I need to, but I'm not proud of it. So here goes:
I was furious, I was fuming, I was not happy, and I was a lot of other adjectives at that moment, and none of them were good. It had been four days since my traitorous EX-best friend, Deanne, had told me the news about who her baby's father was. She was over eight months pregnant, and she was going to push out that baby soon...my DAD'S baby. That's right. That lowdown, scheming, conniving, horny little slut bewitched my father...and they got engaged without telling me. She was twenty-four and he was forty-six. ENGAGED! It was so disgusting that I couldn't even wrap my head around it.
I wanted to punch her in her stupid face, but she was pregnant with my new little sister...Oh, it was so gross to even think about it. What I really needed was revenge, some type of payback that would hurt her where it counts, and...I'd have gone and fucked her dad, but...ewww. No thanks.
My name is Lana Cross. I was twenty-four at the time, and I had just graduated from college a little over eight months ago. I was white, thin, five-nine, the same age as my whore ex-best friend, and pretty, at least that's what people had told me. I was a natural blonde with a slender face and sky-blue eyes, and I used to have long hair, but I had gotten it cut the day after I heard the news. I had it shaved close to my head, not bald but just a blonde fuzz up there, a blonde carpet designed to piss off my dad. Yeah, it was childish, and yes, I was twenty-four and still living with my dad, but I couldn't afford to live on my own, and I was really, really pissed during that time, so cut me some slack. I was not going to live with my mom, if that's what you're thinking. As angry as I was at my dad, my mom was a fucking bitch, and I didn't want to put up with her on a daily basis.
I had sexy hips, but my breasts were only a B-cup, unlike Slut-bomb's great big cow udders. I used to like retro-looking clothes that showed off my slender figure and got the guys to turn their heads, but I donated a lot of those to charity the day before. At the time this story takes place, I was wearing a tight blue halter top with the word 'SCRUMPTIOUS' in big yellow cursive letters on it, and I had on some tight leather pants to show off my ass, the kind with the splits in the sides of the legs that are held together by black cross-string.
My earrings were actually a joke gift I received years ago from another friend at the university, a pair of little silver dangling penises with little crystal balls attached to the silver chains, something I had told myself way back when that I would never, EVER wear, but that conviction fell through just like everything else. I had on some black leather boots with high heels, and to complete this look I had gotten a tattoo two days prior, a tat of a big red heart with white wings right across the small of my back. The halter top really showed it off...Oh, and I know what you're thinking, and you'd be right. I had done all of that just to piss off my dad, but I had no reason to worry; I knew him. He'd come around.
I was in my room listening to emo on my phone, trying to sort out everything in my head. I was not in the mood for coming out of that room, either. Why, you ask? Because Whore and her little brother were in the living room watching a movie with my dad. That's right...They were out there watching a family movie with MY father...As if they were actually family.
Yes, I was being childish. Stop judging me. You'd have been just as upset if this had happened to you. For one thing, they didn't even tell me until Deanne was at the end of her pregnancy. She informed me straight up in PUBLIC that I was going to have a new little sister and that she was going to be my new stepmom. I knew Dad had been dating someone on the sly, and I knew he was getting married again, but it...it just...it never occurred to me that his girlfriend and new fiancé was Deanne. Yeah, she had always joked about fucking him, but I...I had never thought that would actually happen.
I was in a cloud of angst over all of this, swearing up a storm in my head, but I had to put that angst on hold. My dad knocked on the door and snapped me from my fume. I took out my earbuds just to listen to what he was saying.
"Lana," said my dad. "Come out, please. I need to talk to you."
I cursed under my breath. I was not looking forward to this. I thought about just pouting and telling him no, but I had a change of heart and opened the door anyway. I think I had just been tired of being angry, but I knew that the moment I saw his face I was just going to become enraged again.
"What!" I hissed as I opened the door.
My dad sighed and gave me an unhappy look. My father, Douglas Cross, was a work-at-home consultant for an online cyber-security company. My dad was handsome, always clean shaven, with natural blonde hair that was always cut short, the bangs dropping down a little past his temples with a little bit of grey in those temples. He had grey eyes that always shone with a serious light, a sharply angled nose and broad lips, and this commanding presence of features was accented by a square jaw with a dimple in his chin.
That day he was wearing a black sports shirt with his favorite football team's logo on it along with some dark blue jeans, but I suspected this comfort look was influenced by his 'fiancé'. I think that he was trying to look and feel younger just for her, but...blech. This was not really my dad. He just looked so...fake.
But when he opened that door...even though he was dressed like that...he had a no nonsense look on his face. I didn't know what was going on, but...my blood was up, wired, that adrenaline rush you get when you feel that something bad is about to happen, and I didn't like it.
"Lana," said my dad in a stern voice, "just come out here."
I followed my dad out into the living room, and Tramp and her little brother were sitting on our big brown couch.
Deanne was shorter than me, only five-two, but she was buxom, with D-sized breasts that were now even bigger for obvious reasons. She was normally a little overweight, not by much, but she had an hourglass figure, that same figure she used to lure in my father like the whore cow she was. She had brown eyes set in a cute round face with normally long curly brown hair, but she'd had that hair cut short recently to hang just below her ears.
On this particular day she was wearing a red summer dress with white polka dots, the sleeveless kind with the straps that hang over the shoulders, the kind that showed off your bustline. I guess it was something that breathed and was comfortable for that swollen belly of hers. She had on her white socks and sneakers as well, also something comfortable for her pregnant condition.
Slut's baby brother, Dixon, was twenty and short like her. He was about five-seven, built like a badger but looked like a chipmunk, with broad shoulders and a baby face that didn't quite seem to match his body. He had a round face with brown eyes and curly brown hair that went down to his shoulders, that hair actually longer than his older sister's. He was a little overweight, too, and he wasn't the sports type of person like my dad was. He was a giant dork that was into those online MMO's and tabletop games, so that was just a joy to have entering the family. Couldn't wait for that.
That day he was dressed in a red T-shirt with some Japanese cartoon character on the front of it (I didn't know who it was, so don't ask me), and he had on regular dark blue jeans like my dad. He had on some old and scruffy white sneakers that had seen better days and some off-white socks that had definitely seen better days (at least I hope they were off-white and not, like, originally white but were now that color).
Deanne was pretty protective of her baby brother. You see, he'd been the victim of a lot of bullying during his high school years, so Deanne had always gotten upset and told me about these things back then, but the only thing I could do was give her the same standard advice that everyone else gives, so I don't think I helped too much in that category. That's one of the reasons I ended up doing what I did, but I'll get to that.
But back to the story.
