This is the fifth and closing chapter of this series. It may be a good idea to refresh on the first four chapters since this has taken a while to get out. All characters are of legal age and clean.
Constructive criticism is always welcome.
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Bern let his thoughts overtake him for only another minute before he stood and crossed the room to the large cloches of food. When his plate was full he searched for a space at the table and was called to an empty chair sitting between Aadhya and Maria. He sat and everyone had a nice dinner, talking, laughing, and having a good time.
Suddenly, the closed double doors of the room slammed open and five men walked in. Four of them each looked like the little brother of the Hulk, save that none were actually green.
When the fifth guy centered his eyes on Bernard he said, "D'ere you are mu'dd'erfucger." The man pointed his finger at Bernard and tried to smile but the brace on his nose and the clip underneath it to keep his nose in line warped his mouth so it looked like he might have had a severe harelip. "Tage 'im."
Bernard stood to defend himself by kicking his chair over behind him and making space. Bern's eyes actually turned red and he smiled. The other man's eyes stopped smiling.
Dahlia stood and yelled, "What the hell is going on here?" She tried getting in the way of one of the hulks but he just calmly pushed her aside with the back of one hand.
Bern was livid now. He knew who this piece of shit was, coming in here like he was a gangster or something from
The Godfather
. As he was on the opposite side of the table from the door Bern just clambered up onto the table, kicking over dishes and food like it wasn't there, and made a beeline across the space to the man who cuckolded him.
The hulks were already out of the line when Bern jumped from the table with an elbow leading his fall. The forearm of his right arm was behind his head with the elbow up and ready to tomahawk right down. And that's what he did.
Robert, or whatever his name was - Bern wasn't caring enough to remember - brought his hands up and let out a girly scream which stopped as soon as Bernard's elbow connected to the center of his enemy's face. Blood splattered from underneath the nose brace all over the face of the wish-to-be-wise guy.
The hulks had frozen in their attempt to get to Bernard when he jumped on the table. When they saw him attack they all changed directions but that's when all of the ladies in the room did their own attacking.
Dahlia had risen from her off balance turn and jumped on the back of the one who pushed her aside. Her fingernails sought to play the harp across the skin of his face. Maria joined in the fray with Dahlia by jumping on some part of the large man and biting, tearing, scratching or any other way they could think of to cause damage.
Pepper, Lisa and Jennifer jumped on another of the hulking brutes and began stabbing with butter knives or forks. A moment later Junie jumped in throwing kicks from some martial art. The kicks weren't really doing anything beyond annoying the fellow.
The third giant was attacked by Teresa, Aadhya, Kerry and Sharon who all used their nails, steak knives and even choking the dude. They were slowing the man down but stopping him was another matter.
Kristen stood her larger self in front of the last hulk and smiled at him. When he said, "Are you sure?" he found she was when she double jabbed him in the nose and the mouth which set him back a step. She didn't stop as she came in with her hands held up and just began a controlled tempo of swings all over the fellow's head - face, temple, ears, chin and eyes were all part of the rhythm. Not too long after she started the blood flying from his nose and leaking from his mouth caused the large man to hold his hands up as he went to down to one knee, obviously giving up and asking her to stop.
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"Why'd you have to do this," Bernard asked the man who'd come for him. "I let you go after you fucked my fiancΓ© and you should have left well enough alone." Bern punched him again and the man's head lolled back while he cried from the pain. You ever break your nose and then have someone touch it? Yeah, don't.
Letting the man cry on the ground he stood and saw that a couple of the restaurant employees were just standing there in awe. When he called on them and told them to call the police it took a moment for one to get the thought into his head and he left.
Bernard looked down at the pathetic man on the floor and shook his head in disgust. Oh, sure, if the hulks had gotten to him this situation would be completely different. He'd have to find a way to repay all of those lovely ladies in there.
When Bernard was finished with the little man who'd come for him he reentered the dining room and saw the tumult going on. The hulk carrying Dahlia and Maria was his first stop. While they were attacking his head and arms Bern went low with punt kick right to the man's balls. It's a truth that no matter how big you are, and nothing has been done to your nuts beforehand, if you get kicked in the testes you will drop. Period. And this man went down.
Bern turned and watched Kristen take down the one she was boxing with. He was glad that he'd already had sex with her because he never wanted to make that woman mad.
When he saw that Junie's kicks weren't doing much with the other three women all over the guy he headed in that direction. Seeing the blood all over the dude being attacked by Teresa, Aadhya, Sharon and Kerry he let that one go for now. He quickly ran around the side of the table and threw a punch right at the hulk's nose just as Junie's kick moved away from the same place. The man had blinked at the kick but when he felt the fist hit him in the same spot he staggered a step. The ladies renewed their assaults and with Bernard helping the man went down pretty quickly.
Only a minute later the police arrived and handcuffed the hulks and the faux gangster. The employees and owner of
Bettison's Better Designs