SLAP!
"Oh Jesus Jack... I'm sorry..." apologised Lauren.
"You know Lauren, if I did that to you it would be called domestic violence," answered Jack.
"I'm so sorry... so sorry..." said Lauren as she tried to comfort his face.
Jack felt his right cheek and said, "That's it Lauren. This whole relationship is over."
Jack looked at his face in the mirror and saw a long, red line across the right side of his face. He looked at Lauren and said, "What the?" he looked at her left hand and asked, "Why do you keep the diamond on the inside?"
"To protect it," answered Lauren.
"But it's diamond. It doesn't need protecting," said Jack and then he said, "Wait a minute. You think it's zirconium... or glass, don't you?" Lauren didn't answer, she stood there looking guilty. "That's it isn't it? You think that I'm so cheap that I bought you a fake, diamond, engagement ring. You're pathetic."
Jack took a selfie of the mark on his face and said, "This is the end Lauren. I'm leaving you and if you try to contact me I'll use this as evidence to take out a restraining order on you."
Jack grabbed a couple of shopping bags and shoved his belongings into them as he said, "Sell that ring Lauren, you might be surprised how much you can get for a GLASS engagement ring."
As Jack packed his things, Lauren followed him around her apartment crying, "No... Please don't go... I'm so sorry..." and other words that Jack ignored.
Jack took the key to Lauren's apartment off his key ring and carried his belongings to her front door. He opened the door, locked the deadlock on the inside and threw the key far into the room as he said, "There's your key Lauren. I won't ever need that again and don't try to follow me. I never want to see or hear from you again."
Jack closed the door behind him. He heard Lauren struggling to open the door. She yelled, "SHIT!"
Every day Lauren spent five to ten minutes looking for her keys before she left her apartment, so Jack knew he had between five and ten minutes before she could open the door. He smiled with satisfaction as he put his belongings into the boot of his car and drove off.
Jack stopped his car. He realised that he could have an accident if he kept aimlessly driving around. He drove into a multilevel car park, parked his car in the most secluded place he could find and started walking.
Jack didn't know how long he'd been walking. He'd consciously avoided the alleyways. He didn't want to get mugged or worse, beat up someone who tried to mug him. He was thirsty and looked up and down the street for a shop to buy a drink. Was that Micky's Bar? He was thinking of a non-alcoholic drink but, why not?
Jack entered Micky's. The old style door bell rang and he instantly felt better. He loved the antique style of this drinking hole. The bar ran almost the full length of one wall. There was just enough room to walk between the line of stools at the bar and the opposite wall, which was mounted with old, dilapidated framed prints and mirrors. Some were cracked but still serviceable.
"Hello stranger," said Micky cheerfully, "Haven't seen you around for a while."
"Yeah," said Jack, "I've been neglecting my support of you by drinking at restaurants."
Micky laughed and said, "Yeah, packets of chips and nuts aren't a nutritious meal.
"What can I get you, the usual?"
"Yes please Micky," answered Jack as he sat on a stool.
"One gin and tonic without ice coming right up," said Micky as she prepared his drink.
"Make it a double please Micky," said Jack as she was pouring the gin into a glass.
Micky looked at Jack and said, "I hope this isn't going to be a bender, Jack. I don't want to be accused of getting you over intoxicated."
"Please Micky, just give me a drink," answered Jack.
Micky served Jack's drink and asked, "Tough day huh?"
"Yeah," answered Jack as he drank half his drink.
"Steady on there big boy, there's just under an hour till closing time," said Micky, "Take your time or you'll throw up and spoil my good lino and that's a waste of good tonic water."
Jack laughed and felt better. He took a bit more time to finish the other half of his G&T and then said, "Same again please Micky."
Micky assessed Jack and gave him another double G&T. She asked, "Your other half not joining you?"
"Definitely not," answered Jack as he sipped his drink.
"I see," said Micky, knowingly.
Jack asked, when he finished his second drink, "What's your poison Micky? Will you join me?"
Micky looked at Jack, the clock, out the window to the street and said, "Well I guess I'm not going to be overcome by customers before closing time."
Micky saw the mark on Jack's face as he looked for the fictitious customers on the street. She said, "Jesus Jack. What happened to your face. Is that a scratch, lesion or burn?"
"That, Micky, is the mark of a bitch that I'll never see again," answered Jack.
"I see," said Micky, "Have you treated it with something?"
"Yeah, alcohol," answered Jack as he pointed to his glass.
"I mean topically, not internally," said Micky. Jack shook his head so Micky said, "I've got something for that. That could go septic and then you'd scare off my other customers.
"I selected these antiseptic wipes for their high alcohol content. If people are going to fight in here I intend to make them suffer. This'll hurt you more than it'll hurt me."
Jack laughed at her jokes then she wiped his lesion. She said, "Shit, did I buy the wrong stuff? You didn't even flinch."
"That's nothing compared to the pain in the arse that I've had to put up with," answered Jack.
"Hmm," said Micky. She seemed to be assessing Jack and then said, "I guess I'll have one drink with you as long as you switch to single nips, and you're paying."
"Deal," said Jack, feeling happier.
Micky prepared the drinks and asked, "Did you drive here?"
"No..." answered Jack, uneasily.
"Oh yeah," said Micky with a smile, "Let me guess. You had a fight with Lauren, you stormed off, you drove around and then decided to walk somewhere. You got tired, saw my bar and decided to drown your sorrows."
"Shit Micky," said Jack, impressed by her accuracy, "Are you a mind reader?"
"No," laughed Micky, "but I've seen it all before. Most of my customers are single exes or down and outs. You on the other hand are different."
"I'm single now," said Jack.
"But not down and out," said Micky cheerfully. She then said seriously, "Do me a favour Jack, don't bury your sorrows in the bottom of a bottle. It doesn't help. I've seen it happen too often."
"I won't Micky," reassured Jack, "and thanks for caring."
Micky laughed and said, "I can't have you killing yourself before I've drained you of all your money."