This story is actually true. I wrote it in third person just for fun. Please enjoy and let me know what you think! - jack
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Jack sat in his easy chair, cruising the Internet, while his wife read herself to sleep. It was 9:30pm and much too early for Jack to head to bed. He wasn't tired because the previous day found them travelling down the east coast in crazy weather and crazier traffic. She slept normal hours during their travel while he juiced up with coffee. The coffee he had this morning to counteract his weariness from the day before caused his biological clock to be off by at least 3 hours.
He looked at her face; the mild lines and slight wrinkles reminded him of the wondrous years they had spent together. Her face frowned as she leaned over her pillow, closed her eyes and fell fast asleep.
When they had arrived home the night before, there was a ton of mail stored up from their trip plus a box was waiting for them. Though it was non-descript, Jack hid the box from the kids, as he knew that it was the replacement vibrators he had ordered the previous week. As he sat now, looking at how gently the fabric on the bedspread covered her shoulder and bosom, he thought of her reaction the night before. They had put all the suitcases away and tucked the children into their beds. Jack brought out the box and announced to K that he had purchased two replacement vibes for the one they had broken the previous week.
"Why two?" she asked.
"Because I couldn't get the exact same one and wasn't completely sure of the size" he replied.
He opened the box to find the vibrators. They had interesting names and a picture of an insatiable woman on the cover. The green one was 7 inches long, made of a flesh like rubber, spun in a spiral toward the base where a small wire extended to a small speed control box. Jack didn't realize there was a wire involved and he knew K didn't like wires.
He quickly opened the other box. This vibe was purple and 8 inches long. Jack's disappointment showed on his face when he realized how long and thick this vibe was. Their old vibe was perfect, soft enough material to be inserted without pain and thin enough for her clit to feel the vibes through the plastic material. The old one was about the same thickness as Jack's own cock.
Clearly the new one was 3 times as thick and though it looked like a cock with a helmet head and thick veins, it was just too big to be a real cock. Jack felt it with his hand, the material was a soft jelly-like material, but he also noticed that his hand didn't wrap all the way around it.
K looked at it in his hand and gave a nervous laugh.
Jack looked at the two vibes and said "Maybe I'll order another and get it right this time"