I was bored last night and began browsing the personals section of craigslist. I found one post for a lady bored at work and wanting some naughty emails. I thought why not? This is a true story, I copied and pasted the words from my email
Me:
Hello there working woman, you're working hard tonight it seems. I wonder what kind of work you do. It seems to have you feeling naughty. I wonder just how naughty though. Like reading dirty emails and getting slightly wet, or maybe enough that you slide off your underwear and rub your hands up and down your legs... Is someone watching? Will a co-worker find out? That's a frightening thought, and yet somewhat exciting. Hmmm... If you want me to continue tell me what turns you on. xoxo
Lady:
yes im playing with myself to the emails
Me:
Good, you shouldn't stop. The danger of almost getting caught makes it so much more exciting. I can call you at work and hear you get off on the phone while telling you naughty things. Otherwise you can picture me walking in behind you and grabbing your boobs from the side, twirling your nipples between my thumb and finger. I can tell you like it. Somehow my hand makes its way under you shirt and under your bra. Ooh, sensitive nipples, they are already erect. Now I'm rubbing small circles around them, and you don't realize you've started swaying your hips to match my rhythm. As your head rolls back I pinch a little harder. I hear you gasp...