Please, come in! I'm so glad you found the place, with all that rain outside I was starting to worry that you'd be a little soaked mouse by the time you came in.
Yes, please, let me take your coat and make us a nice pot of tea to share. Take a seat just over there in the armchair, I hope you don't mind the mess. You can just put those on the floor if you'd like. Settle in, I'll just be a moment. Oh! You like my dress? Yes, I do like these flowers... And they do make my arse look very fuckable, don't they? I'll just be a moment with the tea.
That rain really is coming down hard outside, isn't it? That thick patter on the windows. I'm glad we're all cosy in here, with the heating on. You don't mind if I sit here, across from you, do you?
That's better. I didn't know if you liked milk so I brought a little jug in, is that alright? I can pour it for you, if you'd like. In the tea cup, of course. I know we talked about several... Situations, involving milk, cream... Sorry, I hope you don't mind if I suck this off my fingers, I don't want it to drip on the desk.
Would you like to suck the milk off my fingers, as well? You're very generous. You're a very good house guest, to be so concerned about my desk. That's enough now.
I imagine you could taste what I was doing in the kitchen just then, on my fingers. The food, of course. Leave that smeared on your face. Drink your tea.