The last time I had GOOD Sex was totally by accident! I was at the strip club that I frequent on occasion. My best friend came along with me to help me celebrate St Pats Day. We had been drinking all day, and wanted to see some pussy to end our night.
We walked in and walked straight to the bar to order a drink. I ordered two, and he excused himself to the bathroom. NO SOONER than he made it into the bathroom, two strippers approached me and asked who the guy was that was with me. They liked his bondage pants, and wanted to talk to him.
This, as you can imagine, pissed me off a little bit because he was getting the attention and not me, but I kept my cool, and told them to come over and see us once we sat down.
Sure enough, these two tramps scampered up to us a mere three seconds after we sat down, and proceeded to drain every red cent out of our pockets, and when we didn't budge, they left us to Finally enjoy the show...
As the night went on, we watched more and more girls get up onto the stage and lose the cute outfits onto the stage, and rub their wet, dry, hairy, shaved, and trimmed pussies all over the gold poles that were placed all around the stage. I could only imagine how hard my friend's cock was in his pants, but mine wasn't really stirring at all... That is until SHE came out!