... A story that was written fifteen, maybe more, years ago; and was forgotten about. Written at a time when I knew a lady with such an ass!... An ass, a lady, with which/whom I took great pleasure in attending to!... Enjoy!!
A Really Nice Ass
There was this lady, see, who had this really nice ass. Kingdoms had been known to rise and fall because of this lady's ass. Kings, princes, great generals, an occasional empress, and numerous potentates stood in awe, lusted after this lady's ass. ... Fought great battles for the honor, the right to, the pleasure of being near this particular ass.
The lady, however, was enormously selective, and banished most of the lot out of hand. Those not banished pleasured the lady, and themselves, with various ... sometimes outlandish ... attention to the lady's ass.
She, the lady, had had photographs taken of her ass. This particular photographer stretched her out, face down, a mound of satin pillow under her pelvic. All was dark, almost black, save for where the light shined from over her shoulder, illuminating the contour of the lady's really nice ass. He, this particular photographer, had placed the camera between her feet, looking up the length of her legs. Her skin glowed in twin arch's, from the center of the photograph outward and curving down. They, the twin arch's, separated by a cleft, a crease.
Fine, fine hairs glowed where the light struck them. At least one potentate, upon seeing the matted, framed, and hung photograph for the first time went speechless in mid -- sentence, losing completely his train of thought.