The first thing Angie did when she stormed out of her ex's was to call her best friend crying. The second was to start drinking as soon as she got home. They'd broken up again for the last time, and she was done. By the time the Uber had arrived to take her over to Sasha's for dinner, she was already buzzed on the last half bottle of red wine she'd found in her kitchen. Her ex-boyfriend wasn't just a cheating asshole - he was a cheating asshole that drank all of her booze without replacing it. Now that he was out of her life he'd not only reduced her to tears, but he'd reduced her to drinking the cheap stuff she euphemistically referred to as cooking wine, and she hated him equally for both reasons.
The ride across town only took ten minutes, but in that time she managed to overshare all the sorted details of her heartbreak with the driver that she'd never meet again. "Beggars can't be choosers though, amiright?" Angie said, wearing her brightest fakest smile to the Uber driver as she finished up her whole rant on men. The longer she talked, the more she leaned forward, making sure he could get a good look down her braless cleavage. Thanks to her loose top that jiggled and bounced with every bump in the road he got a real eyeful too.
"It's not even cheap though... you can't even buy two buck chuck now. It's more like ten buck chuck, ya know? What's the world coming to?" She knew she shouldn't be pouring out her problems to a stranger as recklessly as she'd emptied out the bottle in her house, but here she was doing just that. He replied noncommittally as he drove, obviously uncomfortable with the conversation, not that she would take the hint and stop. He kept his eyes on the road the whole time except for quick glances in the rearview mirror to look at her tits. At least someone thought she was pretty. At least someone would rather fuck her than fuck Maria fucking Rodrigez.
Behind the fake smile and casual words, Angie fumed. She was at least three times as pretty as that dumb slut, so either Peter... her Peter had gone insane or he'd had an awful lot of tequila before he'd stuck his dick in that Latina whore. Taking a mental inventory of both of their features she could list any number of ways she was better than that tan tramp: her face was prettier, her lips were fuller, her hair was more lustrous, her teeth were straighter, her C cup tits were bigger, and she was sure her pussy was tighter on top of everything else. She'd have to ask her ex-boyfriend to confirm that last bit of course. Maybe she would too... just to rub it in. Something about break ups brought out the cruelty in her, and though this wasn't her worst break up, it was up there. They always put her in the mood to break something, and talking trash to strangers about him was as good a place as any to start.
After her awkward ride across town Angie got to her best friend Sasha's place. Unlike Angie, Sasha had snagged a good guy in college. She'd accidentally gotten knocked up by "forgetting" to take her birth control and the rest was history. Today they were happily married with two kids, and living in a nicer neighborhood than she could afford. Their blue two story craftsman with a large backyard and hot tub made a great place for dinner parties normally. Tonight it was the perfect place to soak, and drink while she let out as Sasha comforted her. They both went suit-less for the occasion of course. Just two girls, two glasses, and a pitcher of sangria. Her husband Kyle made himself scarce, taking care of the little ones so they could share some quality girl time.
Angie hadn't seen him since she'd first gotten there. He'd given her a hug first thing, and then he was off dealing with the rugrats the rest of the night. So when she glanced at the house towards the end of the evening, she was surprised to see him standing at one of the bedroom windows, looking down at her. He was a pretty good looking guy, so honestly, she didn't mind if he peeked out the window for an eyeful of her buoyant tits that were floating in the bubbling water, half in view. It wouldn't do to catch him so quickly though, so she just kept talking to her friend and used the excuse of refilling her glass to give him a quick look at her whole body as she stood up out of the water before putting the pitcher back. When she sat back down she did it in such a way that he got an even better view than before, without being too obvious.
A few minutes later, during a lull in the conversation she glanced up and was surprised to see he was still watching. Did he want to get caught, she wondered, as Sasha consoled her with the whole 'plenty of fish in the sea line.' It was true, there were always more men, but Angie pointed out to her friend that the best way to get over a guy was to get under a couple new ones, and while she said that she looked up meaningfully, meeting Kyle's eyes in a way that left no doubt she'd caught him. "Maybe even like that one time back at the sorority?" Sasha asked, feigning innocence. "I'm pretty sure when they say a couple guys, they don't mean at the same time..." They both laughed, and Angie blushed, as she remembered that night.
"But I've changed," Angie insisted. "I mean I still love a good dick, but I'm twenty-seven now. I'm ready to meet Mister Right and settle down, just like you did." She left out that she had cheated on Peter a couple times, but in fairness she'd never been caught, so that was hardly the point. She didn't get the chance to follow up this train of thought very far because Sasha chose that moment to give Angie her most skeptical expression, and they were both reduced to fits of giggles. When Angie finally looked up, Kyle was gone, and they were alone again.
Sasha smiled knowingly and finished her last glass for the night. "Listen Angie," she said finally, "I love you like a sister, but you love to be in love and waiting around for Mr. Right can be awfully boring when Mr. Right Now is asking if you want to come back to his place. A month..."
"I do," Angie interrupted, "but..."
"But nothing," Sasha said, refusing to be talked over. "A month from now you'll be over telling me how great the new guy is, and six months from now we'll be right here with margaritas while you tell me how you never saw it coming. You'll always be welcome of course, but I have an early call tomorrow, so finish that drink and call it a night before I leave you out here all by your lonesome self."
"Yes Mother," Angie said sarcastically, before she downed the dregs of her sangria and started to climb out of the hot tub toward their waiting towels.
"You're welcome to use the guest bedroom as always, of course," Sasha said, wrapping herself in the towel around her body before heading inside. "Kyle should have already made it up for you."
Angie didn't put up a fight. She couldn't. She was wasted, and sleep was a wonderful idea.
The guest bedroom was decorated in the best cheap furniture that could be found at Ikea and the thrift store, and always felt like home to her whenever she stayed here. Angie didn't even bother to get dressed, though she did take a few minutes to admire her body in the mirror. Her chestnut hair had lost its curl thanks to the water, but her tits and ass still looked great. Age hadn't caught her yet, so it clearly wasn't her fault that things hadn't worked out with Peter. Once she was satisfied that she was still hot, she took the comforter and moved to the couch. She'd crashed here often enough to know that if she passed out on that bed she would wake up sore in the morning. The couch was much more comfortable.
As she snuggled into the blanket, feeling the pleasant haze of drunkenness as she drifted off. She idly fingered herself wishing she had someone to fuck. Nothing made her hornier than being drunk and even though her whole body was still damp from the jacuzzi, her needy pussy was soaked. She gave the briefest of thoughts to calling Peter and asking him to come over and fuck her before deciding that was a bad idea, but not so bad an idea that she stopped teasing her clit as she drifted closer to a lazy orgasm. That was when she heard Sasha and Kyle arguing in their bedroom upstairs.