Rather impulsively, Steve and I decided to steal away for the long weekend. A travel website had a sale on villa rentals for winter weekends in the Caribbean, so we both took Friday off and caught a flight to St. Lucia.
Soufriere is the intensely green part of the island where the Pitons - two mountainous peaks that are actually the island's volcanic plugs - are omnipresent. The place we rented looked out over them, and the azure sea below.
In French, Soufriere means "sulfur mine" - and I knew this southwest quarter of the island was known for its warm sulfur springs - but it didn't occur to me until later that we knowingly headed into a naturally volatile environment.
It was sunny and hot - just what we needed. At my suggestion, Steve brought his golf clubs because our rental, a two-bedroom villa on the grounds of a resort hotel, was very close to an amazing course.
At first, he didn't want to bring them, because he didn't want to leave me alone so long while he played. But since I had my heart set on a bunch of spa treatments and the villa had its own massage room, I knew I'd be well occupied. So I convinced him to tote them along.
We arrived early enough to get checked in and change before going to lunch at one of the hotel restaurants. The Hurricanes we drank before lunch were very strong, but the bite of ginger and the caramel-sweetness of the bourbon went down a little too smoothly, so we ordered two more.
As we walked back to the villa, I was feeling a little tipsy. Steve had a little buzz, too. It was fine for me, because I'd booked a massage. It was no problem to lay naked on a table under the influence. Steve, however, was looking at the prospect of playing 18 holes in the blazing afternoon sun. Trade winds aside, it was about 88 degrees. As a die-hard golfer, he was convinced he could push through.
I quickly jumped into the shower while Steve was getting ready to leave. He popped his head into the bathroom to say goodbye. When he saw me standing under the giant rain head shower covered in lather from the body wash, he dropped the golf bag and walked over to kiss me. He stretched out his arms, his hands were gliding over my slippery skin as he pulled me out of the spray to avoid getting wet.
As we kissed, I could tell he was getting turned on. He grabbed my face with both hands and his mouth was devouring mine. It was all I could do to keep from rubbing against him - but I knew that I'd make a giant wet spot on his golf togs.
We only broke the kiss because the doorbell chimed. The masseuse had arrived. I asked Steve to get the door while I toweled off and put on a robe.
When I emerged from the bathroom, to my surprise, it was not a masseuse, but rather a masseur. And he was, very, very hot.
'Yikes.' I thought.
Just about Steve's height, this guy had to be in his mid 20s. He looked like a surfer, with skin tanned to a deep bronze and a tangle of curls that had been bleached by the sun to a tawny blond. His white short-sleeved tee shirt was so tight it made the ripples of his abs visible. He practically looked airbrushed. With a thick Australian accent, he introduced himself as Jake. He outstretched one muscular arm and held out a well-formed, light brown hand.
Suddenly realizing that I was staring almost rudely and hadn't responded, I stepped forward and shook his hand, introducing myself. His grip was very strong, but his skin was surprising soft. Very aware that I was naked under the kimono, I tightened it around me a little defensively and crossed my arms.
This only served to make Jake look at me. I saw his eyes sweep down over my body and back up - lingering perhaps longer than necessary around my breasts.
I looked down and saw that the robe was a little bit too open around my cleavage. By crossing my arms I'd only succeeded in pressing my breasts together and accentuating their size. They seemed to be tumbling out of the top of my robe. I tugged the edges of the silk fabric closer together.
"Is everything ahright, love?" Jake asked, "You seem surprised?" Like most Australians, every sentence sounded like a question.
"Yeah, sure - of course. It's all fine; I just was expecting a woman - that's all."
Jake frowned a little apologetically. "So sorry - do you want to call the office? They were supposed to check with you but probably forgot? But I can go back and see if they can reschedule...? I don't want you to feel uncomfortable...?"
"No - no, it will be fine. I don't really mind." I stammered a little and I could feel the color begin to suffuse my cheeks.
Steve had one eyebrow raised - clearly he was dubious about this whole situation. But he was also smirking because at the same time he found it incredibly funny.
"Well, great then - I guess I have a tee time, so I'm going to take off..." Steve didn't sound very enthusiastic.
Jake asked where he should set up, so I directed him to the massage room. He picked up a large case he'd brought with him and headed to the back of the villa.
I walked Steve to the door and we began to laugh at the awkwardness.
"Are you going to be okay?" Steve asked me. I bit my lower lip and stifled a laugh.
"What could go wrong?" I asked, being ironic. He laughed and pulled me into a hug.
Looking past me in the direction of the massage room, he remarked: "That Jake is a pretty handsome guy. Can I trust you to behave yourself?"
I laughed out loud. "Please... I am probably old enough to be his mother."
"I hope he doesn't look at his mother the way he looked at you." Steve said. "I'm going to be thinking about that hot guy rubbing massage oil all over your naked body... Jesus..."
"Mmmm. Yeah..." I closed my eyes and pretended to be daydreaming. Then I started to laugh, to show that I was teasing. Steve groaned and grabbed my face and kissed me so hard it was almost punishing.