I stopped by a few places in town and tried to check on my job possibilities. I was hopeful about one place that actually seemed to have looked at and processed my application. They said they'd be calling people for interviews in a few days. I had heard that before and got nothing, but this one sounded a little less...dismissive.
After picking up my prescription (and saving the receipt so Andrew would reimburse me), I headed to the house. Because I had worked all weekend, I had a full afternoon of cleaning and cooking ahead of me. Trying a new recipe I had seen in the magazine suddenly seemed a lot less exciting than it did before my conversation at the hair salon.
While I cleaned and cooked, I debated with Andrew in my head. He
had
to agree to a weekly maximum, and maybe even a daily max. More and more this was feeling like something that needed a multi-page contract defining terms.
What constitutes a day? A week? Does a day begin at midnight, dawn, or when one or both of us wakes up?
Lots of similar questions came to mind. I tried to imagine a lawyer drawing up the papers:
"And so we agree that oral sex to completion constitutes a qualifying sexual act unless more than half of the qualifying sexual acts in the past 7 day period have been of an oral nature. Now, according to section 4, clause 3..."
I actually laughed at that thought while I was stirring something on the stove, and I was still laughing when Andrew walked in the door.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing that concerns you," I said, souring.
"I just don't see you laugh much. You have such a pretty smile," he said, taking off his shoes. I had convinced him that dirty shoes in the house just means more work for me and a shorter lifespan for his carpet, so he had gotten into the habit of taking them off when he got home,
"I smile plenty, just not a lot around here." The realization that I was in the kitchen, wearing an apron, having casual conversation with a man just home from work made me embarrassed and a little angry. I
was
his pseudo-wife! How sick! "What are you doing home, anyway? You went in late today, right?"
"Slow day. When business is slow and I have enough guys on the schedule, I'll sometimes leave."
"You can do that?"
"Well, I own the place, so yeah, I can do that."
"I didn't know you owned it," I mumbled. That seemed odd. If he owned his own business, one that was doing reasonably well, why was he working a second job?
Well, no sense in giving him another chance to bed me today. "I have a date tonight. I'll be leaving as soon as I finish cooking." Total lie. And total curveball. He seemed a little stunned and visibly unhappy. But I didn't know if he was unhappy that I had a date or that I wouldn't be having sex with him this evening. But he recovered quickly.
"OK. What's on the menu?"
"Curry chicken and potatoes with rice," I said blankly. Damn, I had really wanted to try this, too, but if I had to pretend to be going on a date, it would look funny if I ate dinner first.
"Smells amazing. I love curry," he said, moving towards me and breathing in deep over the pot. "I'm going to go change."
"Whatever. I'll probably be gone when you get back down," I warned. As soon as he was in his room, I bolted upstairs, changed into something plausible, grabbed my computer and ran back downstairs. I took the pot off the stove, put it on the table, scooped some into a bowl to take with me, and headed to my car. I drove a few blocks away to a coffee shop, scarfed down my food in the parking lot, and headed inside to putz around for a few hours.
*******
I should have driven farther away.
"Are you the girl that's living with Andrew now?"
"What?" I was halfway through a hot chocolate and was engrossed in an article on urban renewal when a friendly voice interrupted me.
She was, in a word, perky. Shorter than me, blonde- the cheerleader type, but minus the snooty demeanor. She was clearing tables and had on a tell-tale apron.
"I saw you in here with him last week or so."
Right...
my car had been in his shop for a night, and he drove me to and from work. We had stopped for breakfast on the way in. It didn't even occur to me that we were close enough to the house that people would recognize one of us.
"My cousin lives down the road from him, he said someone had moved in a while back- a cute girl. I can't say mine wasn't one of the hearts that sank with that news." Cheerful, playful, attractive. Casually talking while she walked around. The shop wasn't crowded, so she wasn't bothering anyone with her chatter.
"No, it's not...I...we're not...I'm just renting a room from him. We're not...a couple."
Now I had her attention. She set her bin down on a table, pulled up a chair and looked at me with a beaming face. "What's with the ring?" She whispered loudly, as if we were starting some conspiracy. I self-consciously glanced at my empty fingers.
"Ring?"
"Yeah, the wedding ring. Is he divorced? Did she die? Is it fake?"
"I...I don't know. We don't talk much. He's just my landlord who lives down the hall. There is...or was...a wife, but he won't say anything about her."
"No one has
ever
seen or heard of a wife, and so he seems...available."
"I couldn't say."
"Does he ever have girls over?"
"Not that I've noticed, but I don't keep tabs on him."
"So, is he secretly gross or something?"
"I...I don't