During a party a few months ago at a friend's house, the liquor was flowing heavily. The liquor made people silly, but it also made us horny. That makes for interesting combinations.
I got this crazy idea, and I couldn't wait to put it into action. But I needed some prep time first. Heading into the master bedroom, I locked the door behind me, then closed the door to the bathroom. Once I made sure where all the furniture was located, turned off the lights in the room. After my eyes got used to the dark, I turned around slowly, making a list of things that let in any amount of light.
With my eyes adjusted to the light, it was obvious there was way too much visibility in here. Squinting as the lights went back on, I got to work covering up the gaps. Rolled up towels under the doors, dark sheets and towels tacked up over the windows, and a few black T-shirts thrown over the alarm clocks. Testing with the light off again, it looked to be perfect! I could see absolutely nothing! I just stood there enjoying the stillness of the room as the party continued just on the other side of these walls. After just a few seconds, I had to kneel down to keep from falling. There was just no reference points for my drunken body to stay balanced.
Breaking out of my trance, and getting a few more arrangements together, I was ready for the plan to come together. I found a low chair by a makeup table, turned it towards the wall, put a towel on the seat, and a pillowcase on the floor behind it. I was so turned on by just my thoughts, my pants didn't have a tent, there was a pyramid trying to poke it's way out of them. Calming down my johnson was a requirement before I went back out to the party.
Going out to the back porch where everyone was gathered, I noticed that there was a new face. Then I remembered, Mark had said he would be a bit late. My brain shifted again, now I had a wrinkle in this deviant plot of mine. Thinking of what to say, I made my way over to him.
"Hey Mark, it's about time you got here! It's a damn good thing you did too, 'cause we need to go get more liquor. I don't know how we got so low, but we need to go before the store closes."
He replied "No problem, dude, we have already talked about that. Let's get going then. There's gonna be a few of us going, Matt and Myles wanted some more beer too. Looks like it's gonna be a long night!" Turning to the rest of the crowd, he called out for the thirsty people, and they all headed towards the door to go.
Running over to my wife Karen and pulling her aside, I whispered "I have a game for you. Listen closely, I don't have much time."
She smiled and nodded, replying "This sounds interesting. Are you being dirty again?"
All I could respond with was a little mischievous grin. "We are all going to the store in a sec, but you have to do something for me. You need to wait exactly five minutes, then go into the master bedroom, close the door behind you, and wait for my orders. Do not do anything else. You will do everything that you are told. Do you understand me?"
She smiled bigger and bigger as I gave her the instructions. When I finished, her smile faded, and she said "No problem, I got it. Now hurry up before you get left behind!"
Turning, I ran across the house to Mark's car waiting outside. Running up to side of his car, I put on my best upset face. "Dude, Karen is mad at me for running off, she wants to "talk" or some crap. Can you get me a bottle of vodka and a bag of ice? Here's $30, that should cover it. Please don't tell Karen, she doesn't want me to drink any more tonight, but I can't let this buzz I got run away from me. OK?
I hurried back into the house as Mark drove away. Sneaking into the master bedroom, I went into the closet to wait for Karen to come in. Lost in thought scheming over what I should do to her, I was startled by the door opening. I closed my eyes just in time to prevent getting blinded from the open door, and Karen walked in timidly, looking around in the dark. Just like she was told, she swung the door closed, and it latched as she was walking towards me.
Before giving her time to adjust her eyes, I walked forward softly. Standing in front of her, the light just strong enough to make out very vague shapes. That was just enough to see she was there, not even a good idea of the body structure.
I got around behind her, putting my hands on her shoulders and put my finger to her lips. In a whisper, I said "Shhh, don't say anything right now. It's me babe, just do what I say, allright?"
She whispered back "Sure, OK" then gave a little drunk giggle. That quickly turned into a gasp as my finger left her lips, and my hand traced down her neck, stopping at the top of her blouse and unfastened the top button. Not stopping to see what her reaction would be, I got the rest of the buttons undone and slipped the blouse off her shoulders, letting it fall halfway down her back.
Not wanting this to go too far here, I pushed forwards and guided her to the chair I had prepared, feeling for it with my hands. She felt where it was, and with us both unsteady on our feet, it took both of us to seat her on the unseen chair.
Moving my hands back to her shoulders, I slowly moved my hands down her chest, lightly passed over her breasts, and across her belly. I stopped at the top of her pants to figure out how to undo them, but she stopped me, so I moved my hands to her thighs. In less time than it would have taken me to figure out how the worked, she had them undone. She wiggled her ass around, and pushed her pants and g-string down to her knees.
My hands slowly moved up her smooth thighs, stopping when I reached her crotch. One finger lightly traced the lips of her pussy, which were already starting to get wet. She gasped out loud, and it turned into a low moan as I lightly brushed across the hardening nub of her clit. Not stopping the teasing of her pussy, I reached up and gently pushed my finger to her lips.
"Stay quiet, " I whispered "put your hands down by your sides and try to not make any noise."
