If there's one thing I don't need tonight, it's the sound of my roommate adding another notch to her bedpost.
Trina's words are ridiculously intelligible through the paper-thin apartment wall. "Mmm...so good...I fucking love it!"
I didn't catch the guy's name before they made a beeline for her room, but whatever Random Dude is doing to her, Trina fucking loves it. She generally does love it. I wonder whether she even knows his name.
I close my eyes and silently pray for sleep. I'm going to Las Vegas tomorrow, for shit's sake. And I'm going with a man I hardly know. Until a week ago, I knew him only as Mr. Double Espresso, though his habit of visiting the coffee shop at 5:00 in the evening recently inspired me to start calling him Mr. Happy Hour. The name has caught on among my fellow baristas.
"Oh, God, please don't stop!" Trina whimpers. I look at the clock on my phone for the millionth time and swear under my breath.
I have to admit that I found Trina's antics arousing at first. For the first month or so, I routinely got myself off to the many filthy noises that I could hear from my bed--the moans, the porny dialogue, and the thump of the headboard. Now it's just annoying as hell unless the guy happens to be good at dirty talk. Most of the dudes Trina brings home stay tight-lipped until the grand finale.
"Baby, make me come," she whines.
"Yes, baby," I whisper, "please make her come so I can get the fuck to sleep."
As Trina's moans rise in volume and frequency, I mentally take inventory of the outfits I've packed for Vegas. What does one wear when one is staying in a high-roller suite with a virtual stranger--albeit a sexy stranger with an English accent--and getting paid for sex?
The contract said nothing about sexual services, though. Mr. Happy Hour's lawyer was quite clear about that.
Random Dude groans hoarsely, briefly drowning out Trina's cries. Thank God! I was starting to think he'd never finish. Any minute now, he'll be shuffling out the door, never to be seen again, and I can get a measly three hours of sleep. I settle comfortably on my side and breathe a sigh of relief, but before I can drift off, I realize that they're still talking. He sounds like he's trying to reason with her; Trina sounds like she's begging.
"Get out while you can, dude," I mutter to myself.
I hold my breath for a long moment as I wait for him to sputter more apologies on his way out of the bedroom, but instead, I hear Trina moan. He goads her on with a little dirty talk that I can't quite make out. She answers with a breathy giggle.
I roll my eyes.
I turn on the bedside lamp and open my email to review the contract for the millionth time. I smirk as I recall the moment the lawyer walked into the coffee shop and said he was acting on behalf of Mr. Theo Whitlock. He had then shown me a photo of Mr. Whitlock on his phone. I immediately recognized the impeccably dressed man with the boyish smile.
"Oh, Mr. Happy Hour!" I'd blurted out. "I--I mean Mr. Double Espresso." I smiled sheepishly at him.
"Er, yes," he responded, pocketing his phone, "but I recommend calling him Theo."
I lowered my voice so that the customers in line behind him couldn't hear. "Um, he's not suing us or something, is he?"
"No, Ms. Keller." He scanned the shop for an empty table. "I suggest we sit for a moment."
"How do you know my name?"
"You'll have to direct that question to Mr. Whitlock." He gestured to a table in the back corner. "Shall we?"
People toss the word "surreal" around a lot, but the next few moments were truly surreal if not batshit. The lawyer's calm, almost bored expression was the weirdest part. I stared at the $100,000 contract as he explained the terms of employment. I was to accompany Theo Whitlock on a trip to Las Vegas, all expenses paid, on a date and time of his choosing. When prompted, I was to entice a man of my choosing into sexual activity that I was free to stop at any moment. My assigned security detail would assist in stopping the activity if necessary and would ensure my safety when I was not in the company of Mr. Whitlock.
"So...what does Mr. Whitlock get out of this?" I asked.
His face was inscrutable. "I'm only here to review the terms of employment. Shall we continue?"
The contract only got weirder. I was to encourage the sexual encounter only to the extent I felt comfortable. Mr. Whitlock reserved the right to stop the sexual interaction fully and immediately. I would then be expected to accompany him to a private location where he would discipline me.
My eyes widened. "He'll do what now?"
The lawyer took a sip of coffee. "The limits are outlined here." He turned the page and pointed to the section.
My eyes flew over the text. Mr. Whitlock reserved the right to do any or all of the following: confine me briefly in a room, use sexually derogatory language, and use non-injurious physical force for the purpose of correcting my behavior.
I pointed to the bit about correcting my behavior. "This means spanking, I assume?"
He blinked at me.
"Never mind," I muttered. "Does Mr. Whitlock do a lot of contracts like this?"
"Ms. Keller," he replied, leaning back in his chair, "I'm sure you know I cannot divulge that."
I leaned back, mirroring his body language. "Can you divulge whether I'm likely to have sex with Mr. Whitlock?" I crossed my arms.
"The contract does not list physical intimacy as an expectation or requirement. I do need you to know, however," he said, lowering his voice and looking intently at me, "that you must create and share a safe word with Mr. Whitlock in order for this contract to take effect."
I nodded. "One more question." I bit my lip. "If sex were to happen..." My voice trailed off as I looked at him expectantly.
"Both parties must consent to it." He drained his coffee cup. "Shall we review and sign now?"
That was a week ago. The lawyer had left me Theo Whitlock's number, and the moment I texted him, the game was in motion. I suggested a safe word--anchovy--and suddenly my inbox was full of confirmations--flight itinerary, dinner reservations, spa appointments, personal shopping appointments, and the contract itself.
I look at my signature at the bottom of the scanned contract and tell myself I'm only in it for the $100,000. For me, that money is a chance to go to grad school and maybe even get my own place. The free trip to Vegas doesn't sound too bad either. Despite what my body says when I look at publicity photos of Theo, my mind knows that this is about my future, not a hot Englishman with rather specific kinks.
Random Dude's voice shakes me from my thoughts.
"Such a little whore," he says hauntingly.
"Mmm, you like it."