It was going to be a very long trip; Los Angeles to Key West in an old modified telephone company panel van. I bought the van a couple of years earlier and spent a lot of time and bucks getting it back in shape as a vehicle and then more time and money modifying it for camping. I had the idea of making it into a mini motor home and using it for skiing, hunting and fishing up in the mountains of California. My modifications included building a wider than average single bunk behind the drivers seat with a couple of huge storage drawers under it.
Behind the passenger seat I had fit a small two burner propane stove and a single basin sink with a five gallon flat water tank above the sink on the wall of the van. I had a buddy modify an old auto air conditioning unit to make it into a small refrigerator/icemaker that fit under the sink. I then had about a two foot hanging closet and right in front of the rear door on that side I had strapped down a Porta Potti. The guy who made me the refrigerator also was able to fit in a small propane heater and had somehow vented the thing outside. All in all a pretty nice self-contained camping unit. My membership at Gold's gym was good for another ten months so I could stop at any of their facilities across the country at no charge for some exercise and much-needed showers.
The van wasn't the most fuel-efficient vehicle on the road and I had made a major modification to the transmission and rear end to help out with that. I had a shop install an electric overdrive unit right behind the transmission. When I was on the highway and simply cruising I could flip a switch and the thing would activate and then give me better mileage. I had tested it on a few shakedown trips around California and it really worked. My highway mileage went from seventeen mpg up to twenty-two mpg; a huge difference.
I am an electrician by trade and had lost my job over six months ago and didn't have a clue where to get another one. Builders in this part of California were hiring as many illegals as they could and as long as one guy on the site had a license they simply classified the others as apprentices. The fellow I was working for had some personal legal issues and the police simply shut down his operation, putting four of us on the street. I am 30 and in decent physical shape and have been working out a few nights a week at a local Gold's gym and then jog the other mornings a fast five miles. Everyone says I am a good-looking guy but I think they become more generous with their comments after I have bought a few drinks for the bar. Oh, my name is Nick.
This was going to be a trip on the cheap. I was going to need to be careful with the cash I had left since I had been spending it on the van as if I was going to have my job forever. I had an offer of a job from an old buddy in one of the Keys just north of Key West. I was glad of its location for all I heard about KW was it was astronomically expensive. If I couldn't find a reasonably priced room I would have to stay in my van until I did. That is assuming I could find a place to park the van for free. I was very well aware that I wasn't going to have air conditioning when the motor was off and I was going to Florida! I better be able to find a reasonable place to stay or I was going to be cooked sleeping in the van.
The sun was out in all of its glory the day I left the old apartment with my propane, water and gas tanks filled. I had stocked the small refrigerator with a pile of lunch meat and bread and the freezer with some steaks and chicken. I was on my way. One of my major problems was going to be the high cost of gas across the country. From all I heard it was going to be cheaper the further east I traveled. Great, I needed all of the financial help I could get.
It seemed to take forever getting out of LA and onto Interstate 10 that I was going to be on for a major part of the trip. Once I cleared San Bernardino I was going to have clear sailing for a hell of a long way on I 10. I did some recalculation of my time and distance and figured I would do well if I could get to a point just south of Phoenix by sundown. The van was running smoothly and from the gas gauge looked as if it was doing well on fuel. It was 4:30 and I had made it to some small little burg just outside of Phoenix. Rather than cook up one of my precious steaks I thought I would splurge and have a bite in raunchy truck stop kind of bar just off the Interstate.
I was able to park near one the few picnic tables the place had along the side nearest the highway. I damn sure didn't want to pay bar prices for my booze so I opened a bottle of scotch and poured myself a nice one and sat out on the bench just enjoying the end of a perfect day. I might have even had a second!
It was almost eight before I went inside for dinner. I said the place looked a little scuzzy but I have to say the food was delicious. They specialized in baby back ribs and I had a full side with French fries and a salad and the bill came to a hard to beat eleven bucks. There was the expected pool table off to one side and I moved back to watch the game in progress. The guys were damn good and I am happier than hell I didn't challenge one to a game. Either one would have cleaned my clock. They were making bank shots as easily as I could handle straight-ins.
I walked back up to the bar and ordered a beer and just about the time I was getting it there seemed to be a little argument between a guy and gal sitting at the bar next to where I stood. The guy was pissed at something and was giving her holy hell. She said something I didn't hear and he backhanded her knocking her from the stool.
"Whoa, down cowboy, you want to try that with someone who might hit back?" I asked.
"Mind your own fucking business." He shot back.
"Oh I will but if you lift a hand to the lady again I am going to break off your arm and stick the bloody stump up your ass. Understand hot shot?"
Well, one thing led to another and I got in a couple of great shots that had my shoulder and weight behind them. At one time during the scuffle he broke a beer bottle on the bar and came towards me with it. I sidestepped and got in one solid kick to his crotch and knew his balls would hurt him for a long time to come. He was soon lying on his back and out to the world with a big gash where his head hit the bar rail. Right about then an older guy came over and lifted him to his feet sort of roughly and I couldn't help but notice he was wearing a uniform. He was the sheriff. Oh shit.
"Thanks a lot son. This son of a bitch has been skirting the law all night and I'm glad someone finally nailed him. ... 'self defense' as I saw it."
"What's going to happen now?" I asked.
"I'm going to book him for disorderly conduct and assault with a deadly weapon and our friendly judge will probably give him at least thirty days in our local pokey for being such an asshole."
"Aw shit. Does that mean I have to hang around?"
'Nah, I was a witness to the whole thing. I'll handle it. You are free to go but you might have another burden to take care of." With that he nodded in the direction of the girl the guy was with.
I went over to her asking if she was OK. She was decent looking about five feet five with a normal sort of figure and longish brown hair. It didn't look as if she would win any contests in the breast department. She had brushed herself off and snapped,
"I'm just fine. Now that you knocked him on his ass and the law is going to put him away for a while, what the hell am I supposed to do?"
"Don't you have anyplace to stay?" I asked
"No. He took care of all those things. I'm homeless unless you are offering for me to stay with you?" She replied stiffly.
"Look, I'm Nick, and I am on my way to Key West, Florida. You're welcome to ride along if you'd like."
"Nick, I'm Ann and really don't want to be around her when he gets out of jail. If I ride along will there be anyone who will be able to tell him where I've gone?"
"Not unless you tell anyone before we leave and I'm ready to leave right now."
"Hold on and let me get my things out of his car." She was back with two small suitcases and a big purse in a few minutes. "Let's go slugger."
"Ann, this might sound fishy but I was planning to spend the night right back there at the truck stop and bar. With the trouble I caused I'm thinking it would be best if I got down the road a bit before stopping for the night."