My brain was a muddle and I felt this intensive kiss down to my toes, both of us trembled in each others arms, caught in emotional overdrive, none of us wanted this kiss to ever end, but in the end the shortage of breath forced us to break it, though reluctantly.
Sylvia caught her breath first, muttering against my lips, "Dear heavens my darling... what exactly happened to us? I've never been kissed like this before, my brains switched to off duty state, about a thousand butterflies shimmied in my tummy, and my toes are still creeping - you're amazing my love, you must be a magician, or a druid? I suppose at next you'll fly me to the moon? OK, I'm not the only one to tremble, but... well, anyway..."
Meanwhile I had enough air to interrupt her, "Excuse me darling, there's no need to worry, this was just a lovers kiss, one of my special treats for all the women I love as much as you. Well, the main reason for using my brand new technique is that it transmutes brains - to be specific: female brains - to jelly, and as a side effect it lets clothes disappear, female clothes of course, including shoes and hat, if any, and you sure will accede that this is somewhat helpful in... ahem, certain situations, you know? Besides, sweet Sylvia - you can be proud my love... you've been the one I've chosen to test it in first place - in fact the first human; I tried it on squirrels before, and I can assure you that they look awfully cute being stark naked. Now... dear, coming back to you - please look down on you now, I mean down your beautiful, sexy, mouth watering body, and you'll see that it worked to absolute perfection - sshhh darling, compliments later please, I'm waiting for the Nobel Prize, you will be mentioned in my documentation of course... you'll be awarded the honorary title 'Passionate Promoter of the Sciences', and as soon as we'll receive the honorarium cheques I'll fly you to the moon... ahem, by the way darling - how could you know that earlier, before I told you all about my secret works?"
My living blanket looked down her front as advised before, then grinned up to me, "Eewww... I'm naked! - you greedy bastard... what did you do to me, oh gawd, I can't believe that you pulled me up onto your slippery, sticky body," she started to squirm all over me, like a snake on its hunting ground, "That's embarrassing!! Hey - you lecher! Cease rubbing me all over you, you dirty old man, you're disgus..."
I immobilized her lips, using my tight grip in her mane to press her tasty lips down to mine, she mumbled, "mm-mm-mm-moooawww!" into my mouth, followed by a softer, "...mmhhh, mmmmhhhhhh..." when my hands let go of her mane to reach for her buttocks to knead and squeeze and spread them tenderly, her lips made no further attempt to escape mine - rather on the contrary... instead her lively tongue played snake all over the roof of my mouth until mine met hers for a thrilling dance.
Well, each of us knows how interfering that boring reminder from the depth of our lungs can be in situations like this, 'Hey boss, don't forget that we need some fresh air from time to time - if you could be so kind? NOW!!' - and...? - what do we do? Argue? Not really - Curse? Perhaps, silently. Or forget about that impertinent lungs and refuse to break this wonderful kiss? That'll be nice, but... how long will we last then? Well, at last the final result is always the same (how boring is that then?) we roll our eyes, resign - and pant. Now then, what can I say... this time the outcome wasn't any different.
Sylvia was the first to regain her speech... as usual, "Now - where have I been before? Aah - yes... you blighter, you know you'll have to pay for that obnoxious grin, starting as soon as I mentioned to feel complete, and then you... oough gaaawwd..." her eyes rolled back in her head when I lowered my hands to her Bermuda Triangle, the left index and middle finger disappeared in her slippery vagina, diving in as deep as can go, whilst my right middle finger entered her asshole up to the second knuckle to stay there, she bucked wildly with the doubled pressure on both sides of her dam and wailed, "Berrrnnd pleeaazze, oohhh gaawwdd." before howling with pure lust once the pussy fingers crooked and roamed all over the thinly divider to look out for their crony on the other side, all three of them in unison moving upwards and downwards then until her pelvis rotated in a frenzy of activity, what enhanced the combined friction and sensations even more, a few more movements and she climaxed violently, hollering out her excitement before collapsing on my chest, my fingers pulled out slowly to cradle and hug my sweet, enfeebled loved one, my right middle finger was instantly followed by a low fart, what made me grin, the more so as she gave a breathlessly murmured, "Oooh... Shit!"
I pulled the blanket up to cover our sweaty bodies again before we must have fallen asleep, again I didn't sleep too long before Sylvia's weight on me - and my lower abdomen - let me feel the earlier suppressed urge to pee explicitly, I kissed my lowly purring girl softly, she sighed ever so cutely and opened her eyes to slits, "I need to pee darling," she muttered.
I kissed her again, tenderly, and confessed, "Me too, my sweet love, therefore I had to wake you up, darling - sorry. Are you ready for the transportation now?"
"Well darling, I suppose we better...?" Her eyes opened a bit wider and caressed mine, her belly moved all over mine and she smiled tantalizingly, "On the other side my love... after the nap I'm feeling... well, better..." her smile changed to a grin, a wide grin, and she licked her lips.
I couldn't suppress a low grunt, crooking slightly, feeling somewhat uncomfortable with the rising pressure of her belly on to my lower abdomen, "Daarrling, I'm sure you have a great idea, as always - only stop adding additional pressure to my bladder, pleeaazze..."
She snickered lowly, that sweet tease, "Okay, sorry, the more so as it doesn't do any good to me, too..."
I grinned, relieved, and kissed her once more, laid the blanket to the side and pulled her light weight further upwards, "Can you roll to your left my sweetness, just a bit, so that I can get my left arm under your thighs to lift you up?" She did, sweetly smiling, I struggled a bit to come up with my upper body, my arms moved to where they were needed now and I begged her, "Great, darling, now hold on to my neck for support please," and with some of my grunting and groaning we were on the way.
I sat her down to the toilet seat cause she insisted to be in first place to avoid 'being tortured like last night' as she called it, I grinned down to her, asking, "You really sure you're willing to waste this great opportunity, my sweet darling?" She showed me the tip of her tongue though smiling up to me with dreamily eyes. "Oh, I see you're looking back with delight, my love... I'll go for water, you must be thirsty too, aren't you my love?" She nodded and blew me a kiss, pissing noisily.
I left for the guest toilet to take the leak I needed so badly that I couldn't wait for Sylvia to finish, continued to the kitchen then to pick up two bottles of water and a fresh glass. Whilst strolling back through the hall I heard some more low farting, and knew that the next of our 'firsts' was waiting for me, or exactly for us. I must admit that I was a bit concerned - how would my sweet little girl handle this one, certainly being kind of a taboo for most people?
I straightened to face the new challenge, sat the bottles to the sideboard and filled the glass to bring it over to her, oh my, her head was bent and she took the glass sighing tunelessly, "Thank you darling."
I took the empty glass and set it to the ground before I knelt down between her half spread thighs, forcing them to open a bit wider for me, kissed my love's forehead tenderly whilst holding on to her neck with my left hand buried under the rich, wonderful mane I loved so much. My right hand stroked her chin to lift it carefully, lovingly, my eyes caressed her deeply blushed cheeks, then her concerned looking eyes. "Sylvia, my love, you mustn't tell... I know already, please listen to me my love, attentively... will you my darling?" Her eyes welled with tears, but she nodded slowly. I kissed her tears away, "Hush, my sweet love... I can imagine how you feel, my sweet little girl, please believe me that you certainly don't need to be worried, this is just a task - a new task, okay - but still just a task that has to be taken care of, a task being as normal and natural as can be, and absolutely necessary, you should know already that this bodily function can not be suppressed, or delayed... am I right my love?" She nodded again, still quietly sobbing and not able, or ready, to speak, but holding our eye contact. Brave girl.