Advice From A Chinese Granny

I am a 74 year old female from mainland China and I live in the United States with my dear husband, Prof. Harry Wong, who is now 76 years old, but in excellent health and still lustful and sexually active (he engages in onanism once a day, every day without fail, and we engage in coitus at least 3 times a week).

In this essay, I would like to share some advice to the many young heterosexual non-Asian males out there who are interested in engaging in lustful sexual relations with middle aged and elderly Chinese females.

I would not in the least be exaggerating if I informed you that I write this essay with an intense sense of urgency because I have come to realize (and my husband would readily attest to what I am about to say) that many non-Asian males are lustfully attracted to Chinese females who are middle aged or elderly and would readily engage in sexual encounters with them if offered the opportunity.

Let me observe that this is a fortunate situation, indeed, for the vast majority of Chinese females who are above the age of fifty would be highly interested in non-Asian males showing them some attention and affection, and if done appropriately, would be willing to engage in lustful relations with them. I state this as a fact because I know it to be a fact. A large majority of Chinese females above fifty -- especially the ones who have a professional career -- are divorced, with their children out of the house, and are therefore lonely and in need of male companionship and protection. Hence my sense of urgency: A great deal of wonderful relationships and pleasure can easily be unleashed if only both sides of this opportunity were aware of the situation at hand and immediately acted on it.

I would like to focus in this essay on addressing the average lustful young male who is looking for middle aged or older Chinese females for sexual and lustful encounters. By spreading the word, I am hoping that interested males will take the initiative and act in such a way that they would be able to accomplish their goal, which, as I will explain below, would at the same time result in a gear deal of joy and relief for the many lonely Chinese females in American society today.

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My dear horny but well meaning young and lustful male: If you want to know how to attract middle-aged Chinese females and your interest goes beyond a platonic companionship but in addition want to ignite the passion of such females and make them feel desired, I am here not only to inform you that this is a commendable impulse and to congratulate you on it, but to also offer you some valuable, actionable advice. You should sit down and read what I have to say very carefully, and do so several times. I also advise that you take notes to ensure that you are reading actively and with purpose and cognition.

Indeed: I am here to share with you a method and several techniques that will enable you to erotically and sexually attract middle aged Chinese females, and do so time and again, without fail.

I begin by warning you that success will take far more than just good looks or sweet talk. You need to know how to connect deeply with these highly prized females, both emotionally and physically, to truly arouse their desires and incredible lust. And if you work hard and with sustained diligence, you will be able to enjoy wonderful and fulfilling coitus on a regular basis, along with all of the other adjacent activities (such as Cunnilingus and Fellatio, among others), and do so on a regular and sustainable basis. This is a scientific fact!

Now, let me share with you some wisdom about how you can approach this matter in a way that respects the needs and desires of the females while also stirring something deeper in them.

Let us start with food.

Food isn't just for the stomach; it can be a path to the heart and even more intimate places that happen to be located below the belly button. The right dining experience can awaken a female's senses and set the mood for deeper, more erotic connections. Here are some actional tips.

Introduce sensual foods and dining atmosphere: When dining with a middle-aged Chinese female, especially one who is in her late fifties and older, create an atmosphere that feels intimate and inviting. Choose foods that are known for their sensual qualities, like tender meats (which symbolize the penis), rich sauces (which symbolize seminal fluids), or exotic fruits (which symbolize the testes). Sharing dishes like hot pot, where you both cook together, can create a sense of closeness and teamwork, which can be very arousing, indeed. Feed her a bite, and let the moment linger, making it an experience, not just a meal.

Use Food to Playfully Tease and Build Anticipation: Playfulness around food can be very enticing. Offer her a piece of something tasty, but don't just hand it to her--let her take it from your hand. This creates a small, intimate connection, a gentle hint of what else could come. Make sure to maintain strong and probing eye contact during these moments; your eyes can say much more than words. (Know that at such moments, her vaginal area is most certainly undergoing deep internal self-lubrication, which is a blessing, indeed.)

Next, let me share, my horny young male, some advice on what to say, for words stir both the mind and the body and instigate fiery lust.

Words can be very powerful. They can create a sense of safety and comfort, but they can also light a fire in someone's heart and body. When speaking to a middle-aged Chinese female, choose your words carefully to balance respect and seduction. Here are some actions that you can take.

Compliment Her in Ways That Make Her Feel Desired: Go beyond the usual compliments about beauty. Speak to her deeper qualities--tell her how her confidence, wisdom, or grace makes her incredibly sexy to you. Say things like, "I find it so attractive how you carry yourself, with such elegance and strength." This shows that you see her as a whole person, and that is deeply arousing for many women.

Use Language That Builds Emotional and Sexual Tension: Subtly hint at your desires without being vulgar. For example, after a nice evening, you could say, "I've really enjoyed tonight. There's something so magnetic about you that I can't help but feel drawn closer." These kinds of words build a sense of mystery and anticipation, making her wonder what it would be like to be closer, to feel your presence more intimately.

How to Behave: Behavior and body language play a critical role in creating attraction and arousal. You need to know how to carry yourself in a way that signals your interest but also respects her pace and boundaries.

Use Gentle Touch to Build Erotic Energy: A well-timed touch can say a lot. When you're speaking, a light touch on her arm or back can send a jolt of electricity if done at the right moment. Don't overdo it; let your touches be subtle but meaningful, letting her feel that connection and chemistry building between you two.

Maintain Deep, Engaging Eye Contact: Eyes are very powerful. When you speak to her, look into her eyes like she is the only person in the world. This creates a sense of intimacy that can be incredibly erotic. Don't just look; let your eyes linger a bit longer than usual, letting her know through your gaze that you are fully present and deeply interested.

Create Moments of Intense Focus and then Release: Use moments of intense focus, where you lean in a bit closer, lower your voice, and speak more slowly. Then, pull back slightly, giving her a moment to feel the absence of that closeness. This push-and-pull dynamic can create a strong, erotic tension that builds desire.

How to Appear: How you present yourself is important. It's not just about looking good; it's about exuding an energy that is both strong and inviting. Middle-aged Chinese females will notice the subtle cues of how you carry yourself.

How to Dress: Wear clothes that fit well and feel good to the touch. Soft fabrics like cashmere or well-tailored suits can create a visually appealing look, but they also suggest comfort and sensuality. Women notice these details, and they can find them very attractive.

Maintain Grooming that Invites Touch: Your grooming should suggest that you are a man who is touchable. Soft, clean skin, a well-groomed beard (if you have one), and a pleasant, subtle scent can draw a woman in closer. She'll want to touch, to feel the texture, which is the first step towards deeper physical connection.

Exude a Confident, Calm Aura: Walk with a purpose, but don't rush. Speak clearly and with intention, but don't dominate the conversation. This kind of calm, collected presence can be very sexually attractive. It shows that you are in control of yourself and can be trusted to lead in more intimate moments.

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My dear young horny and lustful male: If you truly want to attract and arouse middle-aged Chinese females, remember that it's not just about what you do but how you make them feel. It's about creating a space where they feel both respected as well as desired, where every word, touch, and glance builds towards something more profound. When you can do that, you'll find that the doors to their passions may open to you naturally and with little interference, enabling you to enjoy the vaginal as well as the analy pleasures that they are ready to offer.