My wife returns from having drinks with the girls a bit tipsy and flirtatious. I stand up to watch her plunk her car keys and purse down on the dining table. She ambles over to me, throws her arms around me, and gives me a deep kiss. Her mouth tastes of rum and pineapples. She takes off her over-coat and slings it on the back of the couch. I notice her bare legs and remember that she left earlier wearing something. "Where are your pantyhose?" I ask.
"They're tights, dear. And they're in my purse," she says, walking toward the bedroom. I look over to the table and, sure enough, her tights are sticking out of her open purse.
"Honey?" I call after her as I follow her into our room. She stops just inside our bedroom and I walk up behind her and put my hands on her shoulders. "Did you snag them again?" I ask, knowing her history.
"No," she says, turning around. "I took them off in the car so I could finger myself."
She has a raw, daring look in her eye, helped along by the rum no doubt. I notice that her blouse-already low cut and thin-has a couple buttons undone. I can see her red bra and a glimpse of her stomach. She kisses me, her warm tongue probing in my mouth. "I got so horny tonight, I couldn't wait until I got home. Besides," she tilts her head to the side, tossing me a playful glance, "I think you'll like the story." She re-buttons her blouse, save for the top button. "We had this waiter who couldn't take his eyes off us. He kept trying to look down all of our shirts. My second drink was pretty strong, so I decided to give him something to look at. I told Karen and Tina what I wanted to do if he kept looking-you know, being really obvious-and they thought it would be funny."
"I don't think you get to go out with them anymore," I joked.
"Well, he came back with our food and kept leaning over to look down my shirt, so when he left to get the rest of our order, I popped a button. When he came back, I thought his jaw had come unhinged."
"How much could he see?" I ask. She bends over slightly, only the top button undone. I can easily make out the lace that trims her red bra plunging to a front-clasp closure. Cleavage is the second priority in this view.
"He almost dropped our fries trying to set them on the table. He couldn't take his eyes off my tits. It made me really horny, knowing this guy was turned on." She puts her arms around my neck and starts kissing me. I want to be jealous, but this whole scene is a turn on for me as well. I kiss her passionately for a moment, tongues fully entwined, active, tasting rum in her mouth. I kiss across her cheek, to her ear, and down her neck to her collarbone. Her breathing grows heavier.