Julie ushered the four inebriated, simpering, sluts from Accounts out the front door and closed it after them, snapping the deadlock lock over and turning to grin wolfishly at us. There were just the three of us left now. She maintained her sexy smile as she walked back past us, knowing that both myself and Marcus's gaze would be glued to the sight of her tight ass in that tiny black miniskirt she was wearing. She knew it and was clearly pleased for it to be proved so as she stopped, looked over her shoulder and instructed us.
"Back in here boys I want to see if you were being serious?"
We both started after her at the same time and collided. I shot Marcus a filthy look at the same time he did likewise. I snarled.
"I've got seniority here boy."
Bit of background for you. I'm David, Sales Manager for Rashford Electric, a big power supplier in the city. Julie is my best sales person and Marcus a relatively new recruit that I have not been getting along with since he started. Why didn't I like Marcus? Well he was young and cock sure and arrogant. Always so full of himself. He did have a problem with my authority but always showed it in ways I couldn't really do anything about. At 22 he was half my age, he was popular with the ladies in the company and yes, I guess I should admit he was black. Those last three reasons were probably my main issues with him. So I'm an older, insecure subtle racist.
So I forced myself into the office (my office!) first behind Julie, once again displaying my authority. I would have to watch what I said though, Julie had been priming everyone with drink at the Office Christmas party all night (especially Marcus and myself as it happened) and my tongue was definitely too loose. As we got back in Julie had another couple of vodka and cokes poured for us and we each took them gratefully.
"Now boys, like I was saying were you serious about my challenge or are you both all mouth and no trousers?"
We both treated her to a glazed, blank, confused look. We had both probably drunken too much to remember everything that had been said that evening.
Julie smirked and nudged Marcus with her elbow.
"You remember Marcus? About how you though David was such an asshole because he probably had a tiny white dick?"
Marcus coughed a mouthful of coke out his mouth and nose but couldn't stop himself from laughing. I just stood there listening.
"And you surely remember David? When I came over to you, whispered in your ear what Marcus had said and you told me that you were 'bigger' than him and you would show me later tonight?"
I looked at her and thought that I probably would say that to Julie Adams. Julie was in her mid-thirties and just the sexiest woman I had ever come across. Not the best looking though she was quite pretty but the mixture of voice, body and mostly attitude just made her seem so fucking hot. And she knew it. And she played on it, hence why she was such a good sales person, either on the phone or in person. She worked her assets and she could sell ice to the Eskimo's. She was five foot five, with shoulder length blonde hair I always had her in my wet dreams and fantasies as a younger, sexier, dirtier Jennifer Aniston. And I had a lot of dreams and fantasies about Julie. Which is probably why (well that and the drink) that I didn't put a stop to this now.
No way was I going to look weak in front of them for different reasons.
"No chance is that lanky idiot better hung than me! No chance!"
Julie grinned that wolfish way again and licked her red lips suggestively.
"Well why don't we prove it boys .I'll be the judge. You each drop trou and I go get my ruler and decide who's bigger. Or are you too scared?"
Neither of us backed down. Marcus stared at me with ill-disguised contempt, I glared back at him equally so.
"But let's make it a little interesting shall we? Again unless you are scared? The loser, the smaller dicked loser, needs to drop to their knees afterwards and blow the winner. And I get to watch. Ok?"
This was really dumb but I was drunk and felt there was no way I could stop this without losing face massively to Marcus and Julie (who I had designs on fucking later tonight).
"Fine by me," my voice said from somewhere.
"OK then Dave, you start us off. Let's see what you are packing."
In any other circumstance that was what I wanted to hear but as I fiddled with my belt nervously and pushed my linen trousers to my ankles then timidly pulled my boxers down after I knew this was a mistake. Marcus gave a big, white toothed grin and I couldn't look at him further. Julie tried not to laugh and came over to me and gave my balls a little grope, pulled at my foreskin so I got harder before she turned and picked up a ruler from my own desk. She squatted, her face just inches from my stiffening dick and laid the ruler along the length of my cock .She took her time then announced.