You're a security guard in the new hopped-up sci fi era of homeland security gone out of control. Every day more and more prohibitions are published, so many that people can't keep track, and are punished for not knowing of rules no one could hope to learn. Every day the power of enforcers grows. It has certainly gone to your head, in a manner of speaking.
I enter the airport on a hot day, wearing the Monroe dress. Given the tattoo and the leather backpack, the overall effect is more kinky that conventionally 50's, but you spot me when the skirt blows almost all the way up in the gust of air conditioning that comes through the door as I enter. The skirt actually blows up higher than my waist while I'm trying to free my hands to swat it down, and you decide to keep a weather eye out for me at the checkpoint. You begin to formulate a few plans. I look like just the kind of girl who could be carrying contraband. You have an instinct about such things.
I'm wearing the dress because the weather is too hot for me. I'm sick of the damned lines in mere minutes, too. I hate fucking airports. Patience isn't a virtue of mine. After getting my boarding pass from the machine and waiting for lord knows how long in the checkpoint line, watching people getting taken off to the side and wanded and patted down, I finally get to send my backpack though. And I set off the wretched alarm as I walk through the metal detector. Too late, I realize that these 50's dresses have metal stays as well as metal zippers. Oh shit. And... Is that someone going through my backpack? I KNOW I took all the pot out. Oh no. There's a dog. I'll bet it's one of those drug-sniffing animals. Could the day get any worse? Well, sure it can. Here you come with the handcuffs. Oh, Fuck.
This is the last time I come to an airport a little high, I resolve, scared someone will think of giving me a blood test. But, being just a tad enhanced, I can't help noticing how broad your shoulders are and how I can feel the heat off your body as you stand too close to me.
Whoa. I almost fall into you. You're gazing at me, expressionless, but there's something -- that makes me excited as well as nervous. I suddenly feel completely vulnerable. And, perversely, I can feel myself starting to get wet. Stupid. Jesus. But there's something about you that's making my heart pound double time. I try to settle my breathing, but it's difficult. God it's embarrassing.
"Come with me." Oh, like I have a choice.
There's nowhere to go and there's a brawny hand on my arm. You lead me to one of several cordoned-off areas out in the open. One of those areas where I've seen people getting patted down and wanded. There's a table, waist high, with my backpack on it. There's a bench. Not much else besides you and me. I notice out of the corner of my eye that we're attracting a rather unusual amount of attention. Other security guards are drifting by, acting casual. Passengers are slowing down. What the hell?
"Ma'am, we have several serious issues on the table here," you begin, still standing disturbingly close, your eyes locked on mine. "We've detected metal objects in your clothing. We've detected residual contraband in your bag. Homeland Security's new no-tolerance policy dictates that we perform a full cavity search immediately."
What? Oh, you must be kidding. And out here?
"Are you out of your mind?" Now I'm mad. There's a fucking audience out here for god's sake. Just hearing you say that to me in public is humiliating. OK. I'm still getting turned on. But I'll be damned if I admit it.
"Please untie your top ma'am. We'll need to check under the fabric."
Oh, this is outrageous. When I don't move to do as you tell me (incapacitated by outraged sputtering, probably) you move in to untie the top of my halter. I lose my head and slap you. Before I know it -- and I'm not sure how you pull it off so quickly -- you have my hands handcuffed behind my back. And you're pulling down the top of my dress while I stand there, helpless. There's an almost but not quite audible hum from the onlookers as you hold my breast in your hands for a moment and run your thumbs over the nipples. Which are very hard. As, I notice, glancing down, are you. Oh my god. This can't be happening. You said "cavity search." Surely --