A friend of mine had one of his poker parties and of course he said I had to go mainly because he knew I had the $500 to buy in. I don't play very often and I prefer to play at the seriousness level of everyone else in the game. I don't have to win at all costs, just have fun with it if that's how we were playing.
I was the object of quite a bit of attention from this awesome babe, Kelly is 28 years old a beautiful blond, 5-8 tall and 130 pounds with a mouthwatering 38f chest. If they're not real I don't think I care and I would have been incredibly flattered by her coming on to me if I hadn't been told she was a lesbian. She was having fun I guess and I was willing to let her think she was having it.
Well Kelly's girlfriend was having a good time as well. Lisa is a rather hot brunette, a 35 year old fitness trainer who stands 6-3 tall and weighs 180 magnificent pounds, long firm legs, broad shoulders and an impressive 38DD chest. Lisa having some size on her might not appeal to some men but me being a big guy myself at 6-1 tall and 245 pounds I can hang onto a good sized woman.
Lisa would have been less noticeable if she hadn't been wearing these tight stretch pants, as if there is another type. Damn she had the finest ass I've seen in a long time. She was really into winning and by the end of the evening we ended up at the final table.
So as things wound down it was me, another guy and Lisa. I had nearly two thousand dollars in chips in front of me when we started the last hand, and had slid three hundred more into my pocket in reserve so I didn't look quite so well off. There had to be five thousand dollars in the pot and the other guy ran short and folded early and Lisa was all in when I raised the last five hundred I had on the table.
It was hard to tell if Lisa was bluffing, those tits were really distracting, but I had a 3-7 clubs straight so I was confident. Out of chips Lisa couldn't call so she says, "I'll bet my ass to see." I wasn't the only one unsure of what she meant so she explained, "I'll give you a night fucking the dyke you'll never forget to call are you up for that?"
Now that's a woman who plays serious poker I thought. I would have walked over hot coals to fuck a woman as awesome as Lisa so I said, "Witnesses at the ready I'll take that bet."
So we flip over our cards and Lisa's got a pair of twos and a pair of threes. I just casually flipped over my straight and she said, "Motherfucker, where did you ever get those come from?"
"The same deck you got that losing hand from but I had the good sense to only bet chips." I replied.
Lisa sat back in her chair and said, "Yeah winner of the dumb ass move of the night." Then looking over at her girlfriend Kelly semi passed out on the sofa, "Not like it much matters."
For a second, but only that long, I entertained thoughts of being the big stupid gentleman and saying, 'Give me a call when you want to settle up' but Lisa actually surprised me standing up and saying, "Let me get my coat and we can head for your place. I fucked up so I might as well go all in and get myself fucked. Maybe I'll learn someday"