Theo: Yeah right!
Mo: Hey, hey do I smell sarcasm somewhere in there?
Theo: Well if you must know I've been without a woman for aw, lemme see.....how about a year and a half.
Mo: Oh Lord, and Why not, you never been that way before...
Theo: Um, lemme see...nothing really, it's just that there was a contest for the heart of the only one woman I truly ever loved or even wanted, and guess what, I lost out.
Not surprising really (shrugs), if you consider that the contest was between the church and me.
Mo: Oh! Well sugar, you know it aint like that. That was just something way beyond you and me. I got the calling and I had no option to answer it. I could not let my desire of the flesh get in the way of eternal salvation. I thought you understood that at the time. You even promised never to hate me for it.
In time, you would find a woman for you, and you will get over this I promise you.
Theo: Yes, I did too, and I swear I do not hate you. I couldn't even if I wanted to, my heart and soul would not go along with it. It's just that there has not been anyone for me. How can there be.
Theo: (snickers) Sure why not, afterall the job requirement is simple enough though, she just has to have these qualities/abilities:
* Communicate eloquently without ever having to speak a single word * Know when I am worried, even though I am smiling or laughing. * Know everything about me, including the intimate things I never even told her * Know how to take my incomplete emotions and turn them into the fullness of love * Know how to kiss me like no other person alive * Make me so horny my balls ache, and then love me so completely my sleep is deep and undisturbed by dreams or nightmares * And oh, she has to be able to make me scream my head off when I cum.
And most importantly, she has to look like you, talk like you, cry like you, and smell like you exactly...not nearly, not just more than, or less than...
Mo: Wow! Hold your horses man, is that what you been living with? Is that why you have been avoiding me?
Theo: Avoid, I wish. How could I possibly avoid you, you are in my heart, and in my mind. You dominate my thinking and my consciousness.
Mo: Aw, I am flattered....
Theo: Flattered uh, well I am sorry about that, it honestly was not intended. Matter of fact, if I was a religious man, you would be that religion.
