Sitting at the dinner table, eating my foie gras and sipping my glass of Châteauneuf-du-Pâpe, I feel like a man who'd won a million dollars with a stolen lottery ticket.
Directly opposite me is Isabelle, the gorgeous 20-something ballerina and the object of my utmost affection. Next to her is Peter, her brother, my erstwhile best friend, who's invited me on this weeklong visit to his family's vacation home.
Next to him is Veronique, their mother, the 40-something former supermodel who's been trying to jump my bones since I got here.
And, standing against the wall, in a super-sexy maid's outfit, is Justine, the young daughter of the cook and butler who's already given me the most sensuous "massage complète" of my life.
And finally, next to me, is the old man himself who doesn't seem to like me much.
I don't know who
not
to look at. So, I'm just concentrating on the foie gras.
"We should leave no later than 8:00 if we want to be at the party by nine," says Veronique.
The party she's referring to is the costume ball at the estate belonging to the owner of a major watch company. The son in that family has been chasing Isabelle for more than a year. He's filthy rich and I hate the guy with a passion.
I have yet to meet him.
"Jake and I are going as twins," says Peter sardonically. "He's going to wear my spare tux. We'll be like the Bobbsey twins."
"More like the Menendez twins," says Isabelle with a sly grin. "Très dangereux."
I steal a glance at Isabelle and she smiles at me. I feel her foot glance my leg.
"I don't particularly care what you wear as long as you don't embarrass me," Veronique says archly.
"Mother!" says Peter with mock horror. "When have I ever embarrassed you?"
He shoots grin at me. Meanwhile, I feel Isabelle's foot caressing my calf.
"You mean, 'when was the last time you embarrassed me'," answers Veronique. "You can be incorrigible at these affairs, Pierre."
I look at Isabelle and she's looking at her plate. Her foot is working its way up my leg. She seems to be holding back a smile.
"Nonsense, Mother," says Peter. "I'm always on my very best behavior. Especially at the summer fête."
"Well, your best behavior is not always the pinnacle of social acceptability, shall we say," says Veronique dismissively.
Peter raises his eyebrows and looks at me. All I can concentrate on is Isabelle's foot which is now sliding between my thighs. My heart is starting to pound; my cock to harden.
"Mother, you're too conscious of social mores. That's because you were born in the 70's. Now, had you been born in the 60's, you'd be smashing up the furniture and marching in the streets. Down with the establishment!"
Veronique lets out a laugh and shakes her head. At the same time, Isabelle is slumping slightly in her chair, so her foot can slide further between my legs.
"Honestly," says Veronique. "You have no idea. I was quite the gypsy in my youth. I had visited all the major continents by the time I was 16. I was a citizen of the world."
I spread my legs and slump slightly in my chair. Isabelle's foot reaches my bulge. She starts to softly stroke me with her foot. My cock is hard and she's rubbing the ball of her foot right on the head.
"Yes, Mother," says Peter. "We've heard the tales of your days as a wanton youth. Full of drug-filled orgies, I'm sure."
Isabelle laughs and then quickly covers her mouth with her hand. My heart is pounding. I want to take my cock out of my pants right then and there and make love to her beautiful foot.
"Oh Peter, be quiet," says Veronique, perfunctorily, standing up. "Come Isabelle, we'd better get ready or we'll be late."
Peter stands too and wipes his smirk with his napkin.
"Come on Jake," he says. "We've got to find you a monkey suit."
Upstairs in Peter's room, standing in front of the full-length mirror, I take in the image of Peter and me putting the finishing touches on our costumes.
I'm wearing his spare tuxedo. An Armani, no less. Only Peter would have a $1000 Armani as his
second
tuxedo. It actually fits me okay, a bit snug but passable. On my face is an ornate mask with sequins and a peacock feather that Peter picked up at an antique store in Mürren. A rose in my lapel completes the ensemble.
Peter is dressed identically: black tux, ornate mask, and white rose in his lapel. He appraises us both before announcing his verdict.
"Not bad for a last-minute salvage job," he said matter-of-factly. "And the irony is we'll probably be better dressed than most of the idiots there."