Well, this had turned out to be a most unexpected day. When I'd begun my walk this morning little did I know where it would end.
I was a lost, weary traveller when I found you. I should have known better than to venture out from my hotel alone but I was so eager to explore your wonderful country that I couldn't wait.
Several hours later I was cursing my eagerness and wondering how best to find my way back to the hotel when I spied you. You were outside your home and looked as if you had just been out shopping. I quickly hurried over and introduced myself. I noticed that your face seemed to go red as I spoke. I thought nothing of it at the time, assuming that you were hot from the heat of the sun. Now, of course, I know that you were hot for quite a different reason.
I offered to help you carry your groceries inside in exchange for directions back to my hotel. You accepted my offer eagerly and led me into your house and through to the kitchen. As I followed you, I couldn't help but admire your curvaceous, round bottom, highlighted by the white dress you were wearing. I immediately felt a little guilty for secretly ogling you in such a way and tried to banish any thoughts of your gently swaying backside from my mind.
In the kitchen, I deposited the shopping bags on the floor. As I stood up, my shoulder inadvertently brushed against your - if I may say so - sizeable breasts. Breasts which looked as though they were barely being held in check by the thin fabric of your dress. I apologised profusely but you simply smiled and told me not to worry about it.
I sat at your large kitchen table while you bustled around unpacking shopping and making tea for us. As you busied yourself we talked. Well, I talked. You seemed to be quite content to listen.
I told you all about myself and my home in England but, truthfully, I was barely aware of what I was saying. As I watched you move around the kitchen and then sitting opposite me at the table, my mind was wandering. I imagined slowly undressing you, letting that flimsy white dress slip off before kissing my way up your body, along your legs, over your mound, up to your stomach, then your luscious breasts, your neck and finally your welcoming mouth.
I was brought sharply back to reality by your voice asking me if I was OK. It seemed that I had become so caught up in my fantasies that I had stopped talking and was now staring fixedly at your cleavage. I quickly averted my gaze, hoping you hadn't noticed, although I did see a small smile on your face as I did so.
We talked some more and drank tea. I tried very hard not to stare at your chest but, inevitably, the more one tries not to do something the more likely it is that it will happen. You still said nothing but I could tell that you seemed to enjoy the attention.
At one point you admitted that you had a 'thing' for English men. There were certain words, spoken in an English accent, that, for reasons you couldn't really explain, excited you. Naturally I then set about trying to find out which were the magic words that got you hot and bothered. I went through all manner of random words. Many of them failed to elicit much of a response. A few though - garage, aluminium - caused you to sigh happily. At one point I began to recite the names of the herbs and spices you had on your kitchen shelf. Only 'oregano' seemed to hit the spot.
Feeling somewhat mischievous, I began to repeat the same few words over and over, almost as a chant, to see what effect they had on you. You closed your eyes and I even detected a soft moan escape your lips as I repeated my mantra: "aluminium, garage, oregano. Aluminium, garage, oregano."