One of the nice things about living in the country is that you can do just about anything you want as long as you don't get caught.
Since his neighbours were few and far between the opportunities where pretty much endless, which is why he was lying on his picnic table naked in the sun.
He had never done anything exactly like this before or at least what he was planning on doing, although he had secretly been naked outside his home many times before. As his kids got older and his wife found interests, other than him, he had begun to indulge his "hobby".
It had started off small, they would be out swimming at the beach and he would find a way to get away from the group and slip his trunks off. His wife was not amused and was not supportive of his desire to be naked. She was very religious and had always told him that that sex was only for procreation and not pleasure.
He figured that he had only been laid, maybe once or twice a year since, and even then, it was just basic missionary sex, no variety, no pleasure, and no fun. In the last five years, he couldn't remember even getting that.
Not able to afford a divorce, he had turned to masturbation and was really surprised that he wasn't blind by now, like the old saying went.
He exercised, running and lifting weights; he thought he was attractive but no matter what he did, his wife didn't seem to notice or care. One of the things that had always bothered her was how hairy he was, so recently, he had taken a chance and shaved his body. It had taken him a while, but he could not believe how different it made him feel.
It took his wife several days to notice; but, when she did, she was really not happy with a husband who had less body hair than her. Proof that nothing would make her happy came when she said that as long as he was shaving himself, she would not be having anything to do with him sexually. He figured he couldn't win either way.
He had told her that it made him feel sexier without the "fur look", but she had been insistent and he had let it grow back. But in fact, she said she really didn't feel like sex anymore anyway and within a few months, he had shaved himself again and she didn't seem to care. He liked how it felt, the feeling of his smooth skin on his clothes, and it was a small pleasure in a life that really didn't have too many pleasures.
Richard was in his early fifties, he had been married for more than 30 years, and unless something drastic happened, he might have to resign himself to a "sexless" life, except that he did not want to do that.
His "closet" nudity provided him with an outlet, if not completely satisfying, it was better than nothing. When everyone was in bed late at night, he had started slipping outside and walking around naked.
At first, his nudity was limited to just around the yard, more than once he had to duck behind trees when cars appeared on the road, each time knowing that he was naked and could be caught, only seemed to enhance the thrill.
Soon he started taking more chances, and had begun walking on the road at night, more than once he had almost been caught far from his house and each time had successfully hidden and not been seen. These close calls only seemed to encourage him more, and were always followed by him making himself get off.
At some point, he couldn't quite remember, he had started tasting his cum, sometimes from his fingers, sometimes from the palm of his hand. Soon though, he was more than just tasting it, he was eating all of it.
With the coming of summer this year, for the first time in his life, he wasn't working because of Covid-19 and because his wife was still working, as a nurse, he had long periods of alone time. One day on a whim, he thought about trying nude sunbathing. All his life he had a farmer's tan and he was always curious about having an all over tan, but never had an opportunity, until now.
The first day he tried it, he couldn't relax, he had been worried about the mailman or someone else surprising him and he had only stayed out for about 30 minutes. The next time he told himself that he would hear anything on the gravel driveway and he would have more than enough time to get dressed, should someone arrive, and this time he stayed out more than an hour.
After a week, he was spending about 90 minutes each time, plus he was getting braver. By the middle of the second week, he started masturbating outside and lying on his picnic table. In the mean time, his tan extended now to all of those parts normally hidden by clothes.
The feeling of being nude outside in the hot sun, turned him on so much that this became his favourite activity; although at night time, he was still walking the empty road around his house more and more.
One day, while shaving himself, he was working on the sensitive area around his ass when his finger accidently rubbed up against his rosebud. He couldn't believe how sensitive that area was and how quickly it made him hard. He could never remember his wife touching him there and although he had tried with her, she refused to do anything out of the ordinary.
Taking some baby oil, he rubbed the oil against his ass and found he could actually penetrate himself with a finger. He came almost immediately. The next day, he took the baby oil outside while he sunbathed. Lying in the sun, he masturbated again, the first time just the regular way. The second time he used the baby oil on his ass and came even quicker, this time having penetrated himself with two fingers.
That night he was out walking late and happened by his neighbour John's house. John had been recently widowed, was few years older than himself, but otherwise, they could have been brothers. Both were exercise addicts, John and his wife had kept pretty much to themselves, but in their few contacts since her death in a car accident, John had seemed okay, but even more withdrawn from life.
His wife had said that John and his wife, were just like them, both wives believing that sex was to be tolerated not enjoyed, Richard had made the mistake of saying, "poor guy", which was met by a disapproving silence. She had said that John had dated a little bit a few months after his wife's death, but the gossip was that he must not be interested in women and she left the implication hanging in the air.
On this night, Richard could see right into John's house, saw him watching TV, and knowing that he was virtually invisible to John, it only added more of a thrill to his ongoing naked adventures. The idea of being potentially caught by another man who might want sex as badly as he did made Richard harder than he had ever been.
Playing with his ass had made him start to wonder if he was gay. The thoughts about John, only added to that possibility. He figured it was just because he had been cut off from sex for so long, that the idea of being with anyone turned him on. But he had to admit, the feeling of having something more than a finger in his ass really made him horny.