This is a true story.
I was about 26 at the time, six foot tall, 165lbs, 40-inch chest, 32-inch waste and an 8-inch cock. It might not be that long but it is thick. Playing soccer twice a week at the time so I was reasonably fit and in good shape!
I was on holiday with my new wife of six months touring the south coast of England for a week. Sue my missis was 3 years younger.
At the time, a mate of mine was in the navy and stationed in Gosport with his wife and two young boys. He was away at sea at the time but I had known his wife Sarah for many years when we lived in the same town, so she had invited us to drop in on our travels and stay the night.
It was a beautiful, warm day in a long hot summer. We arrived about 5pm, as the boys were having tea. We played outside with them after tea for a couple hours before they went to bed. We had a takeaway Chinese for dinner, sharing a bottle of wine.
Around 10pm Sue, my missis, said she was tired after a long day and so decided to go to bed. The boys were doubling up in one room so she could have a bed and so she went up stairs to settle down. I was to sleep on the couch but was not that tired and neither was Sarah so we opened another bottle of chilled white and chatted a while.
Sarah was a slim almost skinny girl, 90lbs at most. I had seen her in a bikini a few times and she had a great body with cute, pert 34B breasts. She was round 22 at the time and a dead ringer for porn star Zoe Parker in looks and body.
By the time she returned with the bedding I was down to my boxers and she had changed in to a man's pyjama top. She only a few of the buttons fastened and it was barely long enough to cover the essentials.
As she entered the room she turned the main light off so now the room was bathed I flickering light from some scented candles she had lit earlier.
As we started to set up a bed on the couch she kept bending over and flashing herself to me. First her pert little tits, then her tight round buttocks and just a quick flash of a neat blonde bush. I could feel the blood surging into my cock straight away.
'What is that Gordon?" she asked.
"It's a bulge!" was my rather embarrassed reply.
"What is the difference between Hard and Light?" she asked?
'Dunno." I said
"You can get to sleep with a light on!" She explained, looking at the bulge. "I reckon you might need a hand getting to sleep tonight."
"A hand would be nice but I would prefer something hot and wet."
"What, like a cup of tea?" She teased.
"No, I was hoping for something like whatever it is you are hiding under that blonde bush you kept flashing whilst you were making up the bed."
Oh, so you noticed then?
You bet I did!
"So I am the cause of the bulge then? Well in that case let me see what is causing it."