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Not only did I not wake up in my dream where I'd left off the night before, I woke up a little disoriented from the phone ringing.
"Hello," I said, answering in hopes of stopping the annoying noise it was making.
"Wake up call, Mr. Thomas. It's 7:00 AM. Is there anything we can get you?" The sexy female voice on the other end of the phone was eager to please, but I knew instantly that it wasn't Tammy.
"No thank you. Thanks for the call," I said with a groan.
"Very well, sir. Have a nice day."
I hung up, staring into the dark as I propped myself up on my elbows. Still disoriented, I tried to get my bearings.
I'd hoped to find two naked babes in bed with me, engaged in some kind of sorted sexual behavior just as I'd left them the night before. Short of that, I'd at least expected to find one naked babe in bed with me, ready to engage in some kind of sorted sexual behavior with me. Instead, I woke up alone, and the only sorted sexual behavior I could consider would have been with myself. Even though I was hard as a rock and horny, I couldn't picture James Bond having to sink to a level where he'd have to make a play date with his hand.
I fell back onto the mattress, hoping to let my eyes adjust to the darkened room. They didn't have much time. The double doors burst open, flooding the room with sunlight from the open windows in the living room. Tina walked through with a silver tray carrying coffee and bagels. Knowing how to make a perfect entrance, she was wearing her new black heels, and nothing else.
"Good morning, James. Did you sleep well?" she asked, still in character from our play acting the night before.
"Fine, I suppose. You?"
"For what little sleep I got, yes. Here's some coffee and a bite to eat to get you going. I'm going to jump in the shower."
"Really, I was thinking about a different kind of jumping."
"If you're referring to me, you'll have to wait for that until after we complete our mission. We need to get going. It's already after seven and we need to get on the road in an hour. I'll be out in a little bit so you can shower and get ready."
She didn't wait for me to ask any questions. She was in the bathroom, and the shower was running soon after the door closed. Resigned that she was right, I had some coffee and ate. I didn't like being on edge like that, as I found it hard to relax when I was erect. But I also wasn't going to cave in to the building pressure in my balls and jack off. Part of being a secret agent was enduring
torture
. I'd just have to take the pain and suffering. Or, take a cold shower.
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The suit that Ann had sent was amazing. I'd never been much of a suit guy. I'd brought a sports coat and pants to wear, and I had a tie. But as I looked at myself in the mirror, I knew the jacket and tie look would have been a mistake. Ann certainly had a fashion sense, and not just for women. Not to sound conceited but I thought I looked fantastic as I checked myself out in the mirror. And that was a needed boost of confidence. I was heading into uncharted territory for me.
I'd never been on an actual interview before. Having gotten my job because my dad was a Vice President in the company I'd always worked for, including my teenage years, there was no interview for the full time job I got when I got out of college. I needed a job; they hired me. In a town the size of the one I lived in, where everybody knows everybody, it was a pretty simple process. But going into an actual job interview, I'd totally underestimated the wardrobe factor.
Fortunately, Ann didn't. I don't know how she pulled it off, but I looked like James Bond on his finest day. Not tuxedo sharp, but definitely ZZ Top
Sharp Dressed Man
sharp.
As I walked out of the bathroom and headed toward the living quarters of the suite, I had a feeling of confidence wash over me I'd never felt before. I still didn't view myself as a suit guy, but I could certainly see why wearing one could give you the feeling of power.
I looked at Tina at the same time she eyed me as I walked into view. Her mouth dropped just like mine. Her red dress was spectacular. The fact that it was so skintight was the only reason that it even stayed on. Her magnificent boobs held the strapless top up, and the bottom came to mid thigh. She was about to strap on her holster, when she looked up to see me.
"You look gorgeous," I said, while she was saying, "Damn, you look hot!" We could have interchanged the sentences and they would have fit either way. We laughed at the fact we'd complimented each other at the same time, but it was true. We even said so.
"Actually, you look hot!" I said, thinking her statement was better.
"And you look gorgeous. I think we better get going before I change my mind and we never get this mission started."
I took off my suit jacket long enough to put on my holster, and we headed to the car. I pulled her to me, grabbing her ass as I did. "Maybe it would be nice to do you in an elevator," I said, thinking of her comment from the day before.
She smiled and fondled my cock, which was pressed between us. "I'm game if you are." I wished we'd had the time to try.
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We decided to drive with the top down, even though I had the interview. At first I'd lobbied against it, thinking it was a bad idea since I was actually pleased with how I looked, and I wanted to make a good impression. Tina asked why, and I mentioned my hair was the way I wanted it, and I didn't think it would recover from the trip. She laughed at my reasoning.
"My cover is as a hairdresser, James... remember? I think I can handle it." She didn't wait for an answer and lowered the top as she started the car.
It was nice that she drove. I was able to relax, and I didn't feel any less masculine because I was being driven by a beautiful girl. I'd seen Bond do it many times. He just made sure he was the one behind the wheel if there was any imminent danger about. And I loved the fact that I was
still thinking
as Bond. Every move, every thought, was filtered through that lens, and it gave me a perspective that I'd never really appreciated even as a Bond fan.
It was a beautiful, scenic drive, and I remembered just how much I'd missed the mountains after moving away from the area all those years before. The character they gave to the skyline was amazing, and as we hit the peak of the one we needed to cross to begin our descent into the Shenandoah Valley, Tina's mouth opened.
"God... it's beautiful here," she said as she looked down on the countryside below. "Remind me to take a picture of this on the way back."
"Sure. Remind me to take advantage of you while you do," I said with a smile.
"You really are horny this morning, aren't you, James?"
"Yes, but that seems to happen when I ride around with a girl named Pussy. A man starts to crave it."
"Is that all you crave, James?" she said as she seductively licked her red full lips.
"That would depend. Is your middle name 'blowjob'?"
"Ha! Maybe... I'll tell you what. If we successfully complete this mission, I'll let you name my middle name anything you want."
"Why do we have to wait?" I asked as I put my hand on her thigh.
She slapped my hand away. "Behave, James. You need to focus right now. You've seen the training films. We each do our jobs, and after we're done, we get our reward. That's how it works. We're like dogs in heat, but we have to perform our tricks first."
"That's an interesting way to put it," I said, scratching my head as I thought about her odd analogy.
"It's true though. That's how they motivate us. We both know this is a stressful and dangerous job. There needs to be some kind of gold at the end of the rainbow for us to do what we do. And the best agents have our personality types. We're highly sexed. And that makes us better, because we have that intense edge to us. We can take a lot of intense physical abuse because we have that sexual energy that builds up inside us, waiting to be released."
"I've never thought of it that way." And I hadn't. But it actually sort of made sense.
"Well, now you know. So you'll just have to keep your gun in its holster until we're done. Then you can pull it out and shoot on me or in me as many times as you can pull the trigger."
"You know, there
are
times where you see in the training films that the agents have to release some of that tension before the end of the mission."
"Sure. And they usually end up captured in some way, or the girl ends up dead. So let's stick to the plan. I'll do what I have to do, you do your part... and then we'll meet up afterwards if we both make it through our part of the mission alive."
She was consistent, not only in putting me off, but also in her role-playing. She was really into being Pussy Galore. She hadn't slipped from character once that I could remember. Resigned that I wasn't going to get any immediate relief, I leaned back and enjoyed the panoramic views as we drove to our destination.
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The map we were given at the travel agency was extremely accurate, and we pulled into the strip mall that housed the temporary headquarters of the new manufacturing facility. Still, for a moment I thought we were in the wrong place. Finally, Tina noticed the very small sign in one of the windows; there was no fanfare out front to indicate the place was even there.
She was surprised. "Man, you'd miss it if you weren't specifically looking for it."
That made me wonder how many potential interviewees missed their appointments, or ended up being late because they couldn't find the place. She had parked at the far end of the parking lot, away from the entrance to the office. She opened her purse, and got out a brush and a comb. "Turn your back to me, and slouch down a little," she said as she went to work on my head. In a couple of minutes, I looked light years better than what I thought was my best when I left the hotel.
"You are amazing," I said as I went to hug her.
"Not here. Someone may be looking. I'm your fiancée's step sister... remember our cover. Now, go win that job, James. What time am I picking you up?"
"They said four o'clock. It's supposed to go from ten to four."
"Okay, I'll be here a little before four, in case you get done early. Good Luck 007!"
I got out and she took off, camera at the ready as she went to explore the area for Ann. I took a deep breath and headed down the sidewalk. I reminded myself of who I was, and why I was there. And it wasn't Neil Thomas. I was James Bond, playing Neil Thomas. That actually gave me a little boost of adrenaline. I took another deep breath just before I opened the door, and walked in to see the very attractive receptionist sitting there.
"Hello. How can I help you?"
My thoughts ran to Ann, telling me to think like Bond. I tried to channel what he'd say.