© 2025, All rights reserved – mimaster
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Every town seems to have one. While national pizza franchises dominate the landscape, and the consciousness of the collective consumer, every town has that one local legend that goes against the grain. A place that puts far more emphasis on the ingredients to create an unparalleled taste of their product, rather than on the packaging they put it in. Face it, the more basic the delivery box, the better the pizza it contains.
Not only does each town have one…
they need
one. It could be a dive, or a hole-in-the-wall. Maybe it's a pub, or perhaps a greasy spoon. But it's always a place where the pizza is so spectacular that it creates the atmosphere and makes the overall experience memorable. They don't need people with sandwich boards standing next to the road, or promises of being able to get it hot and ready just by walking in. They don't need million dollar advertising campaigns or movie product tie-ins to sell their pizza. All they need is word of mouth. The quality of what comes out of that special oven they have in the back does all the rest.
From the parking lot, this one hadn't seemed that big. The pizza joint where Dana and Missy had set up the going away party for Ann looked like it wasn't big enough to hold thirty people. Never mind the sixty to seventy that were supposed to be coming to meet me, and show Ann just how much they cared about her. Yet when Ann and I walked in, I was blown away.
It reminded me of some of the dark caverns I'd been in as a kid in Virginia; it seemed endless. There was the huge main room that we had walked into, and then there were numerous chambers that extended off of it. I was looking around for a tour guide to take us through the place and explain the various sights.
Instead, a cute waitress in a very short black cocktail dress came over to greet us. She stood about 5' 8" in her heels, and she had very stylish, cropped brunette hair. The dress she had on was somewhat conservative, likely because it was a family establishment and not a Hooters, but it perfectly accentuated her athletic legs. Her upstairs was a little smaller than Ann, but her breasts were just as perky.
By greeting us, I meant she practically ran in her 4-inch heels and launched herself at Ann, hugging her tightly. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD… ANN!" she screamed as she clutched onto her friend.
"Hi Gloria. It's good to see you," Ann laughed, hugging her back.
"You too! I am
soooo
glad Dana and Missy decided to have the party here. I'm sorry I missed the shower… I couldn't get the night off."
"It's okay, Gloria. I understand. You didn't miss that much," she said, smiling at her friend.
"Bullshit. I already know I missed the strippers. Were they hot?"
Ann smiled, letting go of Gloria with her right arm as she pointed towards me. "
Let me introduce
you to hot. Gloria, this is my fiancé, Neil. Neil, this is my amazing friend Gloria."
I held out my hand and said, "It's great to meet you, Gloria."
Gloria let go of Ann and practically jumped into my arms, giving me a huge bear hug as well. It startled me a little bit, but not as much as when she reached down and grabbed my crotch. I flinched and pulled back, but Gloria didn't let go for a moment, her hand lingering as she felt my shaft. I looked over at Ann, who had an odd smirk on her face.
"Gloria?" Ann asked, quizzically staring at her friend.
"Sorry," she said, reluctantly letting go while giggling.
I was bewildered at what had just happened. I tried to make light of it, and said, "Uh… if that's how the rest of your friends are going to say hello, I'm not sure I want to meet any of the guys."
"
What was that
all about, Gloria?"
Gloria turned a shade of red and said, "I'm sorry, Neil. You too Ann… I just had to know if the rumor that's running rampant in the back was true."
"Rumor… what rumor," I asked innocently.
Ann sighed and said, "About you, Neil. My girlfriends are talking about you."
"What
about
me?" I said naively, still stunned that I'd just been groped by a girl I'd literally just been introduced to, right in front of my fiancée. All while standing in the entrance of a packed pizza parlor.
Ann looked at Gloria and smiled. "Isn't he just the cutest guy in the world. He has no idea sometimes just how amazing he is."
"I'm sold," Gloria replied with a giggle as the two of them stared at me.
"WHAT?" I said, still focused on my suddenly bulging crotch.
Ann hugged me and said, "They're talking about your cock, baby. I told you they would be, now that they've seen it."
"You didn't say they'd
talk
about it. You just said you weren't sure you should have done what you did. And why would they need to talk about it. They already saw it… me!"
"Neil… what if you and your buddies saw a girl flash her tits? Wouldn't you still be talking about it afterwards?"