(WHERE IT ALL STARTED)
As I sat on the bench looking out onto the lake, I considered what I should do with recent knowledge I had attained about one of my coworkers. It was disturbing, yet somehow, alluring. I knew that if I confronted her with it, I would have her in a most precarious position. Yet, strangely enough, I kind of felt sorry for her. Let me fill you in on the details of her, me and what transpired. I'll let you be the judge of my right or wrong doings.
Her name was and is Terri. To me, (and those who knew her well), she was self-centered, temperamental in a juvenile sort of way. Very childish. She would show up to work alright, but that was where we all stopped and Terri began. If things didn't go exactly like she chose for them to go, she would run crying to the old man, the owner. (I should point out that we all work at a small format print shop, the owner, me and three female employees) Anyhow, back to Terri. Everything had to be about her. If anyone started a conversation about anything, she would butt in and change the subject to me, me, me, whether she had been in on the conversation or not. She claimed, (I found out later she had been lying), to work a second job, tending bar downtown. Always claiming that she "Made the gravy" the night before. "Rollin' in the bucks" In short, she made a lot of money. (Money is the key to this story)
Well, Terri and I had our good days and our bad. She was a cross between a feminist and a woman using her feminine wiles to get men to do what she wanted. And not hard things mind you. Oh no, not Terri. If she needed a box taken down or couldn't bring herself to grab the little step ladder to retrieve something, well, there went the puppy dog eyes. I fell for it enough to where she became emboldened. She wouldn't bother asking, she would just stand by the shelf she needed stock from and exhale as if I was causing her trouble by not getting there fast enough. Then, there were the endless stories about how her and her girlfriend's would whip the pants off of all the smart-assed guys who thought men were better than women at everything. "We kicked ass!!" she would exclaim. I really didn't care if she did or not. I didn't even care about the bravado with which she proudly pronounced the whipping. What wore me down was that she always had a story everyday after having worked at the bar the night before. It got to be monotonous after a while.
She also bragged about giving guys blow jobs in the restroom at the bar after hours. She would say, "If you don't swallow, it isn't a real blow job." I always wondered if she meant that, or if she was just full of hot air.
While I personally thought she was a bitch most of the time, she had one attribute that drove me to stiffness on a number of occasions. I even snuck shots of it when I took my camcorder to work under the guise of making a tape for my Father to see. That attribute was her ass. She always wore tight spandex pants to work. Now mind you, she wasn't fat by any stretch, (no pun intended). She was 5'7" and about 140 pounds. Fat to some, perfect to me. She wasn't stunning or beautiful, but she was in shape. Little grapefruit size tits that filled her sports bras well. (Yes, on occasion she would work weekends when we were closed and saunter about in her sports bra.)
Now, a bit about me. I'm just your workaday joe with a mortgage, wife and a couple of kids. Married for 18 years by the time this all came to pass. I'm average height, with a small pooch gut. Not exactly babe bait, but wouldn't scare women off either. My cock isn't the smallest nor the largest, again, just average, (okay, it's 6 inches.) And as time bore out, I fell for Terri's ass. She would bend over and I would feel my pants begin to stiffen. I loved the way each cheek would jiggle with each and every step she took. And when she bent over, I envisioned walking up behind her and slamming my manhood straight through her clothing deep into her asshole. She caught me a couple of times, leering at her sweet bottom. She knew she had it and that she could turn me to melting butter with it. So when she felt or knew I was looking, she would wiggle it or do a slow swaying dance back and forth. And all I could do about it was look and desire. She, for me, was unattainable.
Then, one day while I was leaning over the counter looking at an order, she came along and grabbed my left ass cheek. She squeezed it and gave out a "WOOHOO!" I quickly stood up and looked at her. "I just had to do that." she said with a smile on her face. Now I didn't mind that she did it. In fact, I was flattered. However, this old man believes in "Quid Pro Quo". So, I waited for the right moment and as she passed by, I gave her ass a grab. Her demeanor quickly changed. She became outraged and asked if anyone saw me do that to her. When the other two women said no, she became even further angered. She ranted and raved.
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TOUCH ME YOU BASTARD??!!"
I told her calmly that since she had grabbed mine, I thought she wanted to play.
"PLAY??PLAY!! I'LL SHOW YOU PLAY, YOU PRICK!!!"
She went into her office and started slamming things around, screaming and yelling.
I walked back into the production area and closed the door. What had I done. With all of the laws on the books, I was sure to lose my job. My head was spinning out of control. The old man wouldn't stand for this. Then it dawned on me.
"Hey, wait a minute." I said to myself, "She grabbed me first." Surely if I told the old man that I had only answered her groping with some of my own, he would let it go. I calmed a bit. then, the door opened up. it was the old man, and he did not look happy.
"Listen Mike." he started, "If you think this is some kind of game or something, you my friend, are wrong."
The door to the production area opened again and in walked all three of the women.
"Oh great" I thought, "they're going to see me get dressed down"
"She grabbed me...."
The owner cut me off by waving his hand in my face. "Consider this a warning. If it ever happens again, YOU'RE GONE!!"