My name is Karim Abdullah Musawir. I am a proud son of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. I'd like to tell you how I transformed my bitchy bossy Marie Claire Tremblay, a proud French-Canadian woman and feminist icon into my own personal fuck slut. You see, North American men and European men are always wondering how Muslim men from North Africa have managed to keep our women under control for so long. Gentlemen, read on as I explain to you the secret of our success. Keep in mind that all women are alike, and to break them down and control them the same methodology applies everywhere. In this time and throughout time.
I came to the Confederation of Canada at the behest of my King. The old buzzard offered to fund international scholarships for young men selected from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia's top families. I was fortunate enough to have been chosen. Thus, I found myself living in the City of Montreal, Province of Quebec. The elders of my clan warned me about life in North America. Still, nothing could have prepared me for this. A world that's literally upside down from the viewpoint of a Saudi male such as myself. Women walk around nearly naked in the continent of North America. Also, they act as if they're masters of the world and the men of the western world cower at their feed. What a load of crap. In the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the world makes sense. Men run things, and women stay in their little corner where they belong. Unfortunately, the men of North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand are sissies. They've been infected by the malady of feminism. They actually believe the nonsense about gender equality being touted at colleges and universities as well as courtrooms across the land. Such madness! If Allah wanted woman to rule, He would have given her a penis!
I enrolled at Concordia University in the City of Montreal, the most beautiful place in the entire Province of Quebec. Watching women walking around without burkas was kind of distracting for me during the first few months. I also saw some disturbing things. I watched a woman smack her husband during a heated argument inside a restaurant in Montreal-Nord. Wow. If a woman did this in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, her husband would be fully within his rights to physically correct her for her insolence. Sometimes I wonder how come North American and European men don't revolt en masse against the tyranny of women. I knew I would see madness in the world of the Infidels but it exceeded my wildest expectations. Wow. I resolved to earn my degree from Concordia University and return home where the world made sense. Unfortunately, Allah had other plans for me. He put Marie Claire Tremblay on my path. An obstacle, if you will. However, it is my firm belief that Allah never gives man any challenge he cannot handle. Thus, I resolved to handle Marie Claire Tremblay.
Women in the western world are the most spoiled bitches on the planet. They are extremely lazy. They are also such sluts it's not even funny. The men of the western world give them money, power and influence. Yet that's not enough for them. That's never enough. I silently laugh at the plight of western men. They have forgotten that bit of wisdom passed along since the days of cavemen. Women are emotional creatures. Logic is simply beyond them. Letting them be in charge is foolish. Like giving a loaded gun to a monkey. Of course, I kept such opinions to myself. I focused on my business administration courses at the University of Concordia. Three years went by, and I was one semester from graduating when my advisor told me that I needed a special internship in order to meet all of my graduation requirements. Otherwise I wouldn't graduate. Well, that was unexpected but I'm the sort of man who believes in meeting life's challenges. Thus, I went to the campus business office, and applied for an internship. I ended up at the Bank of Montreal, under the direct supervision of a thirty-year-old white bitch named Marie Claire Tremblay.
According to the standards of the western world, Marie Claire Tremblay is a beautiful woman. Standing five feet eleven inches tall, lean and athletic, with blonde hair and blue eyes. Marie Claire Tremblay was what's considered a Pure Laine, as old-school Quebecers called themselves. Her family has been living in Canada since part of it was called New France. We're talking about centuries here, folks. The Tremblay name carries a lot of power in the Province of Quebec. Marie Claire Tremblay is the daughter of Jean-Richard Tremblay, a Captain with La Surete Du Quebec, as the Quebec provincial police is called. Her mother Beatrice D'Avignon Tremblay hails from the City of Marseille in the Republic of France. She's a former supermodel turned internationally famous actress. She's done movies in France, Canada, the United States of America and the United Kingdom.
Yeah, Marie Claire Tremblay considers herself Quebec royalty because her parents are wealthy and powerful. The problem for her is that I am a proud Muslim male from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Where I come from, we believe that women should be seen and not heard. Any woman caught walking the streets without a Burka on or without a male relative as companion will be punished. Any woman caught driving will be arrested. So believe me when I tell you that the arrogant and bitchy women of North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand don't impress me much. All bitches are the same. And we in Saudi Arabia know how to handle them. Trust me on that one. We sipped the machismo juice down there and avoid the bottle of poison that is western feminism. Marie Claire Tremblay holds an MBA from McGill University but the best job she could get was as an account manager for the Bank of Montreal. Sounds like a gross misuse of both education and money if you ask me. I decided to show this bitch that yes, her shit did stink.
I pointedly refused her handshake when we met. She was shocked by this. I told her that I was a Muslim and that in Islam, we believe that unrelated men and women shouldn't touch. Marie Claire was stunned by this. I shrugged and told her that the world was bigger than Canada. I could tell the bitch wasn't used to being talked to this way. Well, she hadn't seen anything yet. Whenever I had a question, I went to her male assistant rather than her. I also made a point of talking to the hijab-wearing Somali ladies at the office rather than her. I speak the Somali language, and I was polite and friendly to those ladies. I ignored Marie Claire, and thus I began to fascinate her. Tall, blonde and blue-eyed women are used to getting male attention everywhere they go. Well, I ignored Marie Claire. In fact, whenever I spoke to her, I tried to look annoyed. Or bored. I always kept our conversations short, to the point and cold. In time, she became obsessed with me. My plan worked like a charm.