I had taken a new mid level management job in an interstate mining town at the start of the GFC.
This involved moving the family from a newish house that we had built 3 years before. It was a huge pay rise and my wife Honey wouldn't have to work. We didn't know anyone there, so it was just Honey and I relying on each other. We were in our early 40s, happy and pretty settled.
My wife is an attractive girl, and besides beauty, her most alluring feature is class. She has that in bucket loads. She is 5 foot 8" with curves in all the right places and I am tall, dark and happy.
Honey, the 3 children and I found a beach house. Life was good and was about to get better.
The kids settled into a new school, and me into the new job. Honey now had time on her hands and even started some reading. Because of improved finances, I even got to buy her a new little car.
As a married couple, our bedroom fun was every 2 or 3 weeks. Although oral fun was off the table since saying I do, anal was always on the menu. The married Honey never initiated bedroom fun, but was usually happy to participate and expected me to do the work, which was fine with me.
This particular night, we had given the kids play, dinner, bath and then bed time. We had slipped into bed ourselves.
Honey was reading her new vampire novel and asked, " Are you busy tomorrow?"
My answer involved a something like a telephone hook up mid morning with a government regulator, but the rest of the day was clear, musing I could work from home if needed. I asked "Why's that?"
Honey took my hand and guided it inside her under pants.
She was drenched and said "I love this book, I'm on fire and I need to get totally fucked.''
I offered to help her out straight away, but was put off until tomorrow.
So we get up in the morning, have breakfast and I don't leave for work, but message my assistant saying it's work from home today. The children are packed and ready to be dropped to school. Honey insists she comes too and wants to take her small car. Ok by me. I'm not going to rock the boat today.
We drop the children off all at the same church school. We get half a mile from school and I ask "How come we had to bring the little car?"
Honey reclines her seat a little and says "my car is smaller, so we're closer together and within reach." Then she grabs my free hand and guides it into her under pants. My fingers entertain her for the next 30 minutes on the way home.
I park the car back at home, open her door and let us both into the house with a little bit of arse rubbing and patting. I'm ready to go and call off my meeting.
Honey tells me "Take your meeting and talk to your team. I'll have a long bath and shave my legs. I'll call out to you when I'm ready."
My meeting is boring and uneventful and I couldn't wait for it to finish obviously. Eventually it did. I processed answers to emails while just waiting for whatever was happening upstairs. All the while wondering what could be taking Honey so long? Husbands really have no idea.