Kirsty bounded into the garden and before he could say anything, she had grabbed him in a hug. She was wearing a skin-tight dress, that left no doubt what she was wearing underneath; absolutely nothing. She leaned in and kissed Simon, suddenly flinching and pulling away, before leaning in again, only this time pushing her stomach hard against him, placing her lips close to his ear and whispering to him in a breathy voice. "Uuummm." She bit his ear. "Seems I got here just in time?" Kirsty pushed her taut, flat stomach harder onto Simon's erection, forcing him to pull away and making her giggle. "Oh my," she panted "If I had been any later, I think that 'cat' would have been lapping at your cream, don't you?" Kirsty shivered as if cold. "Out of the frying pan!"
Simon simply nodded dumbly, wondering why she was still hugging him and why she had pushed herself back against him despite him having edged away from her? And what did she mean 'Out of the frying pan!'?
"Hey," Kirsty said finally pulling away from him. "You didn't reply to my text? Oh sorry," Kirsty said turning to face Ashleigh. "I didn't realise you had company?" Both Simon's and Ashleigh's eyes were locked onto Kirsty's large prominent nipples, showing through the dress, she was obviously very aroused by the current situation. Or as far as Ashleigh was concerned, by pressing herself up against Simon's erection.
Simon introduced them. "This is Ashleigh, my next-door neighbour, and Ashleigh, this is Kirsty."
"Ah," said Kirsty, the lady from next door, Simon told me about you." Simon scalded her with a withering look, but Kirsty was enjoying this.
"Only the juicy bits I hope Kirsty?" She held out the coffee she had made for Simon, "Here is your coffee Simon. Can I get you a drink Kirsty?"
"Er, no thanks, Simon and I are going out for lunch." She turned back to Simon, "are you ready lover?" She looked at his bare chest, "I know what I want, and I'm guessing you want the same." She then laughed and added, "Then we can grab a bite to eat afterwards..." Laughing all the more at her little sexual connotation. She slipped her hand in his, "Grab your shirt, you'll need that for the pub, but don't put in on just yet," she kissed him on his powerful bi-cep, dragging Simon out to her car.
When they had dropped into the car seats, Kirsty fell about laughing. "Oh my God, you should have seen your two faces. They were a picture. You looking all shy and bemused, mixed with embarrassment. Her all flushed, looking like lightning and thunder. If looks could kill, I'd be a dead woman. Still I suppose my face spoke volumes too, after giving you a hug. That was disgusting, making me press against that. You are a naughty boy!" KT was pointing at his erection, but her face was showing anything but, annoyance.
Simon mumbled something incoherently. Then said, "I couldn't help it KT, and I kept pulling away from you, but you kept pushing back. I'm so sorry, you shouldn't have had to put up with that. I... why did you keep pushing into me?"
"Well...Kirsty's eyes were still looking down at what was bouncing in Simon's shorts. "I... had to make it convincing didn't I. Otherwise Ashleigh would have known."
He laughed, "She did look pretty pissed, didn't she? She had made a couple of grabs for me... for him, and was just about to pull down her skirt when you turned up. I have never seen someone that hungry, it was pretty intense, I didn't know what to do. I think you're right though, if you had not turned up just then, she would have been eating me for lunch. But really you didn't need to worry. I... well I...would have just..."
"Disgusting!" Kirsty blurted out. "She is old enough to be your mother."
"Yes, but you can see what I mean, she does look pretty fit."
"Yeah, I'll give you that...but... look I'm finding that really distracting, can't you do something with it?" She pointed at his still pulsing erection as it made a tent in his shorts. It was not something that he could easily hide away. "Sorry," she said, "that is unfair, after all, you had an older woman gunning for you and a young one hugging you and pushing against it, not wonder you are in that state." Kirsty tried to take her mind and her eyes off of it. "But you can have any girl you like." She continued where she had left off, "Why go for an older woman?"
"I think you are confusing me with you?"
"What, I can have any girl I like? Why would I want a girl, I want a man thank you?"
"No, I meant that you are comfortable approaching anyone you want, that is why you have had so many boyfriends."
"Hey, that makes me sound like a real slut!"
"You know I didn't mean that. I simply mean I struggle to talk to girls; you don't struggle talking with guys."
"But," her eyes could not stay away for long and flicked back to his phallus, it had not changed its state since she looked at it less than a second ago. She licked her lips, "You're talking to me right now?"
"That's different, you're you. I can talk to you."