It was just another lazy day off that I had been enjoying thoroughly when I decided to drop by my wife Lindy's office to pay a little visit. I knew she liked the surprise of seeing me unexpectedly but I didn't expect the surprise I was about to get.
"Lindy isn't here," the office manager Patrice said.
"Do you expect her back soon?"
"Oh, not for at least two hours. She went to the office supply store and had to get a lot of stuff we were low on."
"Well, I drove all the way in for nothing then," I said with obvious disappointment.
"You can wait if you want, that is if you don't have anything else to do. We aren't seeing patients today. The doctor is out of town for the day."
"I guess I can. I don't have anything else to do and don't really want to waste a trip."
As I turned to walk into the patient waiting room, Patrice told me I should wait in her office. "It's got more comfortable chairs."
I turned and walked down the hallway toward her office, passing the patient rooms that were empty as she had mentioned they would be. The first thing I noticed in her office was a small box that seamed to be covered in very fine and expensive appearing leather. I sat for a few moments just idly looking around when my eyes came back to the box.
I wonder what is in there? I thought to myself.
"Would you like something to drink?" Patrice asked, catching me off guard and startling me.
"No thank you. I'm fine, just had something on the way here."
"Well, let me know if there is anything you need." She looked me up and down quickly, again catching me off guard.
"Okay, thanks."
I was beginning to get bored and it had only been about four minutes since I arrived. I took one more look around, taking note of all the pictures on the walls. It seems that Patrice has a lot of guy friends. I wasn't surprised; as Patrice was a beautiful, successful girl.
I took one more glance around and suddenly decided to make a hasty inspection of the little leather-covered box. I had to do this quickly or I would get caught and that could mean trouble for Lindy.
"Holy shit!" I bit my tongue; I was completely stunned to find what was in the little box.
"What in the hell is this thing?" I whispered to nobody.
"That is a moldable butt plug." Patrice said from the doorway.
Oh, motherfucker. I am a dead man and Lindy is fired for sure, I thought to myself as I sat staring at Patrice. I couldn't say a word.
"It's okay." she says in a breathless kind of way. She took a few slow steps toward me.
"It is?" I stammered.
"Sure, I kind of figured you would see that pretty little box and want to see what was in it. I just got it today. I ordered it from India."