I'm an artist. I work from home, having converted one of the rooms into a studio. I work mainly in glass and crystal, making carvings and doing etching work. The one firm rule in the house that cannot be broken is the no trespassing in the studio rule.
This is not because of artistic temperament or because I like to flex my authority. There are some pretty sound reasons behind the rule. First of all, glass and crystal are sharp, and I do not want the kids playing with sharp objects. The same applies to my tools. Some of those are quite sharp.
On top of that, a completed piece is both expensive and relatively fragile. It is frowned upon if you strangle a small child for dropping and breaking a crystal carving worth several thousand dollars. The authorities don't seem to understand that it's justifiable homicide. So I keep the kids out of the studio.
This is not to say the kids have never been inside the studio. They have, when I'm between projects and standing right there, watching them like a hawk. I've always tried to make these visits as boring as possible, a subtle discouragement from visiting on their own. Trouble is, they're fascinated by the little sculptures I do, and I always have a nice little collection of those.
My ex-wife has custody of the kids. The divorce was amicable. My wife just got tired of my artistic temperament and went looking for someone with a steady job and an even temper. She found him and she's happy and I still get to see the kids on a regular basis.
I made it clear to Carol that I'd always be available to watch the kids. For an hour, a day, a week, whatever. This has now come back to bite me. Carol and her new husband took a week's vacation, leaving the kids with me. That was fine by me and fine by the kids, as I have an excellent relationship with them. It was the last night they'd be staying with me that was the problem.
For that night I had an appointment I couldn't break. Not knowing any baby-sitters myself I took the easy way out. I asked the kids who usually sat them when their mother needed one. Name in hand I looked up all the numbers Carol had supplied me with and there was Amber, hopefully my salvation where a babysitter was concerned.
I put in a call to Amber and she said yes, she was available on the required night. She already knew the kids. All she needed was my address. I supplied that and the time I needed her by and all was sweet.
Amber arrived slightly ahead of the specified time but that was OK. The kids were all over her as soon as she arrived and I had to chase them outside so I could get a chance to talk with her.
I asked her a few questions about herself, wanting to know something about this child who would be looking after my children. She was eighteen (so not really a child), just started going to university, where she was studying for an arts degree.
I said that I assumed that she'd know the standard rules for dealing with the kids and she laughed and nodded. She and the brats knew each other well. They wouldn't play up with her.
I added that there was one extra rule. My studio was off limits and the kids knew it. They might try to cajole her into letting them look over my work. Tell them no, because you're not allowed in there either. Amber nodded, saying she understood.
A little while later I kissed the kids good night, refrained from patting Amber's bottom as I left (tempting though it was), and departed for my appointment.
I arrived home several hours later. I knew, I just knew, from the look on Amber's face that something had gone wrong.
"What's the problem?" I asked before she had a chance to say anything. "Are the kids sick? Have they hurt themselves?"
"No, no, don't worry, they're fine," Amber hastened to say. "It's just that, ah, um. . ."
"They acted up on you?" I asked, surprised. I'd thought they'd have behaved. They're usually good kids.
"No, the kids were fine. Something got broken and it was my fault and I'm terribly sorry."
That last sentence came out in a frantic rush.
Was that all? Who cared as long as everyone was OK? I could always buy more plates or cups or whatever. Injured children were something else.
"Is that all?" I asked. "Why the fretting? Accidents happen. What did you break?"
My casual question was met with a guilty silence. What the hell? Then I twigged.
"You went into the studio and broke something in there?"
"I'm studying art," she said, tears in her eyes. "I just wanted to see the studio."
I was furious but there wasn't much I could do about it. However, I thought I might not engage her as a baby-sitter again.
"I did say that you weren't allowed in there," I said gently.
Amber looked down, studying the floor.
"I know," she muttered. "I'm sorry. I only intended to look. It was just that there was this one piece. It was beautiful and I picked it up. It was a lot heavier than I thought and my hand seemed to slip and. . ."
Her voice trailed off miserably. Me, I was frozen in stark horror. There was only one piece that she'd find too heavy, and I'd only just finished it.
"Just which piece did you accidentally drop?" I asked, trying to stay calm.
"Um, the reindeer," she confessed. "I'll pay you for it. How much was it worth?"
How much for a crystal reindeer in two colours, standing eighteen inches high? I figured the starting price at auction would be in the thousands. It had been a truly magnificent piece. Fortunately it was already insured. I wouldn't be out of pocket all that much, but I'd have higher premiums in future. It was the loss of the artistic value that got me.
"Trust me, Amber, you don't want to know how much it was worth. Don't worry about trying to pay for it. It was insured and the insurance company will have to cough up."
"But I feel so guilty," she said in a half wail. "It was beautiful and I've ruined it. I just don't know what to say."
"Don't say anything," I said, still speaking calmly. "However you had better go on home now. I'm feeling a little disgruntled and if you remain I'm likely to beat you. So scram."
"Well, I'd deserve it," Amber said. "You should beat me. You told me not to go in the studio and I did and now look what's happened. How can you be so calm? I'm surprised you're not screaming your head off at me."
"I'm not calm. I'm angry and controlling it. I'm not going to scream at you with the kids in the house. It might upset them. However, if you really think you deserve a beating then by all means, take off your panties and I'll put you across my knee."
I took some satisfaction out of having made her blush.
"I'm not taking off my panties," she said, blushing fiercely and sounding scandalised. "A spanking with my panties on would be one thing, but I couldn't take them off."
"Well, if you care to bend over I can always take them off for you," I told her. Oddly enough, I think she was prepared to take a spanking for being stupid. Just not on her bare bottom.
She was busy shaking her head.
"I couldn't," she said. "Can't you consider something else?"
"Yes, I can," I said, smiling. "Instead of taking off your panties, you can get completely undressed. That way I can move from the spanking to a complete ravishment without wasting any time."
There are degrees of blushing. Amber's face moved from a slight blush to a full on crimson flush.