story inspired by an otherwise worthless bit of internet spam
I am something of an old hack when it comes to internet dating. At least some of that expertise lies in my earlier days of blind dating, and my ability to turn even the worst situation into something positive. I am genuinely interested in people, and now that I've begun to make contacts through the internet, the variety of women I have met, and yes, even slept with, is truly amazing. I have encountered everyone from the business executive type, to the bland housewife looking for a thrill outside the home. You never know what you're going to get, and of course sometimes you do run into that 300lb heifer. But, as with any other kind of dating, you can always walk away. I've actually discovered that many heavier girls are great at giving head, so I always stick around even if she isn't all that great to look at.
The previous day though, I ran into a babe that really took the cake. I was apparently the first guy she had chosen to meet by way of online, and she had invited me to her house for a rendezvous. It's pretty unusual for a first timer to invite someone into their home like that, but at least she'd made a safe decision with me. I'd have to tell her to be more careful next time, and that usually you'd meet your online date in a public place like a cafe or movie theatre. I was also a bit concerned about what I was getting into to, but I didn't think I really had all that much to worry about.
My concerns were definitely brought into fruition though when I finally laid eyes on her. She looked as though she were once attractive, and fairly recently too, but her general caste now was anything but beautiful. Her naturally blonde hair was coarse and ill managed. Her face, though pleasant and smiling, was ashen and wane. Her figure, unusually thin, looked wasted and unhealthy. She was young, but one couldn't escape the conclusion that the effects of drugs were eating away at her once athletic body. She was dressed to thrill alright, in a tight fitting, thin blue dress that dropped short of the knees.
The first thing she said to me was if I was ready to party. I kind of scratched the back of my head in mild embarrassment and admitted I didn't really party very much.
She smiled and said, "today is a day to celebrate, you know?" I had to take her word for that.
She invited me inside, and I got a first look at her apartment. It was a single room bachelor, with a small table, hotplate, and a mattress on the floor rather than a full bed. I had a sense she once had a lot more stuff, but probably sold it away for reasons that were becoming increasingly obvious.
"You have any smack," she asked me, her tone as conversational as if asking me for a cigarette or a drink.
I quickly explained I wasn't a drug user at all and turned to leave, but she begged me to stay, tugging on my arm.
"It's alright," she assured me. "You don't have to do anything. I can get some for myself. You have any money? I can pay you back, you know, with sex."
Saying nothing, I started to walk out, but was then struck by a thought. Why not take advantage of her? A cruel idea, I openly admit, but at the time I didn't have a very high opinion of her at all, and was annoyed to have been dragged into her little den like this.
"Yeah, OK, I'll sleep with you," I told her, turning back.
She giggled with glee and then asked me for money again.