Chapter 1 : - : Inception
"Hi Hun, had a good day?"
"Hello love, neah, same old crap as every other day. Say something nice and make me forget."
"Okay, erm... we're having salad for dinner and as it's the weekend, a couple of bottles of wine or several. Oh and Jen's coming over for a few days too, I said she could stay in the spare room."
"I said say something nice, not put a damp squib on the weekend. Bugger! That means we'll have to be quiet again AND keep our clothes on around the house. AND I'll have to be on good behaviour. Doh! Don't suppose there's time for a quickie before she gets here, is there?"
"Control yourself you sex mad sod! Go and have a shower and get changed before she comes."
"What about a blow job just to tide me over?"
"Go on, get out of here and get ready. You might be in luck later if you're good AND nice to Jen."
Jen is my best friend. She has been since we were at secondary school together. I'm Bru, short for BrΓΌnhilde. Sorry. My parents are German and chose the name for "tradition" because it was my grandmother's name -- took me years to get used to it though. I'm thirty-four and Jen's a few weeks younger. I've been married to Balti (that's his nickname, his real name is Ronald but no-one ever calls him that and hardly anyone even knows his real name) for sixteen years. We've been trying to have children for the last ten but so far we've not had any luck. Jen has a daughter; Abigail aged five, from her marriage, which ended in a bad divorce two years ago. The bastard (his name is Julian) ran off with his best friend, Dick! Jen's been sworn off men ever since. Abi's gone on holiday with her grandparents in their seaside caravan for a few weeks, leaving Jen at a loose end.
Jen and Balti do get on alright most of the time, he just worries when she's here that he's not going to get his "oats" as often as he'd like. Jen's husband used to come along with her and stay the weekend but Balti really didn't like him much and the visits just sort of tailed off for a few years. Until the divorce that is. I don't think he minds her coming. He's always flirting with her. Well, she is prettier than me. We both need to wear glasses but Jen now has contacts. Balti insists that she's no better looking than me, but I've always had a bit of an inferiority complex about her. She's only needed glasses for the last five years or so, whereas I've always been very shortsighted and worn them for as long as I can remember. Balti says it was the glasses that first caught his eye but I really find that hard to believe.
Dinner went off fairly quietly and afterwards we sat and watched TV for an hour or so. Then whilst Balti went upstairs to look for something, I sent Jen off to fetch another bottle of wine from the chiller in the cellar. She was gone a while and when she came back she was holding the wine in one hand and a folder in the other.
"What are these, you sly old dog? I found them on the floor, next to the bench in the cellar."
It was a folder of photos that Balti had taken of me. Intimate photos. I blushed madly. I'd forgotten that they'd been left out. "Have you looked at them?" I asked, not daring to catch her eye.
"The folder looked like it had fallen on the floor and a couple of pictures had come out. I only looked at those. They're gorgeous. Stunning. Can I look at the rest?"
"I don't know, let me see the ones you've already looked at." Jen passed the folder over with the two pictures that had fallen out on top. One was of me posing in skimpy undies with my back to the camera and looking over my shoulder, which wasn't too bad, but the other was a full frontal view, in the same outfit, but minus the thong. You could see the entire front of my smooth and bald pubic area.
I was so embarrassed. Balti and I have been doing photo sessions for years. We've always kept the results strictly private. Fortunately, in this session, it was just me in the images. Sometimes we got a bit carried away and would end up doing some really, really, rude photos. In fact, the photo sessions always ended with a passionate romp. It was the reason I was so keen to have him take my photos in the first place. So it was lucky that this time there were none in the folder of us actually having sex.
I was about to refuse Jen's request when Balti walked back into the room and saw what I was holding. He did a double take and then looked from me to Jen and back to me, with a quizzical expression on his face.
"What are you doing getting those out, I thought you didn't want anybody to see them?"
Blushing madly again, I replied "I left them in the basement and they must have fallen off the bench".
When I explained that Jen had found them after I sent her for more wine, he just nodded. I said, "Jen wants me to let her see the rest. I'm not sure what to say".
"What, all of them?"
"No just these. She doesn't know about the other sessions".
Then Jen said, "There are more? Do you do this a lot?"