Chapter Fifteen—The Ladies Room
Two days later Tess walked into an FNS Bank's ladies room stall to discover Donny there waiting for her. He clamped his hand over Tess's mouth to stifle the scream, as Larry entered the stall and began tearing her clothes off. The boys had been deprived of this much-anticipated sandwich act in the gymnasium and were determined now to get their just desserts.
Donny and Larry had just penetrated Tess in unison when she bit Donny's hand and let out the loudest "HELP!" she could muster before Donny slapped her.
It was loud enough for Dr. Doctor, who had been passing the ladies room, to hear and barge in to the rescue.
"You're fired, you maggots!" Dr. Doctor wrapped a trembling and grateful Tessa in his huge and soft suit coat.
"But before you go, boys, there will be the obligatory lay-off ceremony." Dr. Doctor was improvising but already had a plan in mind. "You'll love it, believe me."
Dr. Doctor marched the twins to the gymnasium where he instructed Mary Beth to meet them. Once there the doctor had her strap on the Best Man and enter Donny who was at the same time being forced to enter Larry. Mary Bet was having the sado-masochistic bisexual time of her life, as were Drs. Johnson, Smith and Williams from the Viewing Room above. The screams the twins might have emitted had they been capable of doing so would have been incredible.
Dr. Doctor tried to comfort Tessa in his office.
"I'm ruined, now," Tess sobbed.
"What do you mean, dear?"
"You know, contaminated, by those...twin teenage mutants."
"Nonsense." Dr. Doctor suppressed a laugh.
"But you said Mary Beth was considered contaminated after she'd let them sandwich her."
The Doctor didn't suppress his laughter this time. "You're not contaminated, darling, believe me. I just threw that out on the spur of the moment when you inquired about her bitchiness, afraid if I told you of Mary Beth's true quirks, shall we say, you'd leave."
"I'd never leave you."
"The feeling is mutual."
Knowing the other FNS Bank Doctors would be preoccupied viewing the gymnasium scene taking place, Tess and Dr. Doctor then took full advantage of their privacy on his plushly carpeted office floor.
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The following day Dr. Doctor unwisely left a message with Mary Beth Wonton that he was taking a two week leave of absence to visit his parents. He intended to inform them of his plans to marry Tessa Truman.