Part I: The Game
"Okay, that's it!" called Coach Johnson, announcing the end of practice, much to the relief of his tired players. "Wrap it up! Hit the showers!"
"You guys played like old ladies today!" the Coach yelled, and the team yelled in unison, as they always did at the end of each practice. It never failed to elicit a smile or grin on the face of each player, no matter how hard the Coach had pushed them during practice.
"Kevin!" growled the Coach. "Give me ten laps, then come see me after your shower. You played like shit today!"
Kevin groaned and changed direction, jogging now towards the perimeter of the high school gym, as the rest of his teammates looked over their collective shoulders at him, laughing and taunting.
Kevin knew he had been playing like shit. He didn't need the Coach to tell him that. He just couldn't keep his mind on his game. All he could think about, as he tossed up brick after brick, was last night, and how he had been beaten by his next door neighbor in a game of "horse".
Kevin had been outside, shooting baskets at the hoop his father had set up for him in the backyard after hearing that he had made the high school team. It was his father's dream, to have a son who played on the varsity team that he himself hadn't been good enough to make.
But Kevin was more like his father than either of them would admit. Even though Kevin had been good enough to make the team, he spent most of his time on the bench. But because he was tall, and athletic, he had edged out a lot of better player at the tryouts. He was an okay shot from the free throw line, but from anywhere else, he needed a lot of practice. The point was mercilessly hammered home, when his neighbor had beaten him at hoops last night.
By the time that Kevin had finished taking his laps and dragged himself over to the showers, the rest of the team had already left. He cleaned himself up quickly, eager to not keep Coach waiting for him any longer than was necessary. He didn't want to piss him off any more than he already had. But most of all, he didn't want to get cut from the team. He wouldn't be able to face his father, if he did.
A few moments later, Kevin was knocking on the frame of Coach's open doorway. "Come in, Kevin," Coach said, sounding concerned. "Sit down". Kevin did as he was told and took a seat on the opposite side of his metal desk.
"I noticed you've been having some problems on the court lately, anything you want to talk about?" Coach asked.
"No, Coach," Kevin answered, his head bowed, avoiding Coach's eyes.
"Well," Coach continued, "You really played like shit today. Either there's something going on, or you're just a shitty player." He had used this speech over and over during his glorious tenure as a basketball coach of a small liberal arts community college. "And if you're just a shitty player, than you've got no place on this team." He paused to let the words sink in.
Just as he was about to speak, Kevin spoke up. "Sorry, Coach," he blurted out. "I guess there is something."
"What is it," Coach asked, genuinely concerned and also glad that his little coaching trick had worked again, "Girl problems?" Eight out of ten times, when a player had a problem at this age, it was a girl. The other times, it was usually drugs or family problems. He was glad that it was a girl. If he had said "school" or "grades", Coach knew the player was usually lying.
"Yeah, sort of," Kevin mumbled.
"What is it, son?" Coach asked, assuming a fatherly tone.
All at once, Kevin erupted with emotion, nearly knocking Coach out of his chair. "It's my fuckin' neighbor," he exploded, "She beat me at horse last night. I fucking suck as a basketball player!"
"Okay, calm down," Coach reassured him. "What happened?"
Kevin continued. "Nothing. I was out shooting baskets in my back yard last night, when Joey β actually its Josephine, but everyone calls her Joey β she's my neighbor, anyway, when Joey calls out from her upstairs bedroom window, that I suck. So I tell her that she couldn't do any better and then she challenged me to a game of horse. But then she comes down, and then kicks my ass!"
Coach tried hard to suppress a laugh. "What're you kidding me?!" he asked incredulously. "You got beat by a girl?"
"No, I'm not kidding you!" Kevin erupted again. "I fuckin' suck! Even a fucking girl can beat me!"
"Okay, okay, calm down," Coach said. "Let me guess, she's good looking ain't she?"
"Yes," Kevin said, exasperated, "She's fucking gorgeous. But that's the worst part. A nice piece of ass like that shouldn't be able to beat me! At first, I thought I'd give her a break, y'know, maybe even let her win, but when she kept sinking her baskets, I tried everything, but she totally blew me away! I totally suck. Maybe you should just cut me, already."
"No, no," Coach said reassuringly, "I'm not gonna cut you. At least not yet. You've got a lot of talent, but you just need some confidence in yourself."
"Confidence?!" Kevin roared. "Confidence?! I just got my ass kicked by some dumb skirt, and you want me to have confidence? Have you lost it?!"
"Listen," Coach said sternly. His fatherly manner had quickly disappeared. Kevin was getting dangerously close to stepping over a line. "You need to reach down and gut it out. Maybe this girl's got some talent. Maybe you were having an off night. Maybe she beat you because you were too busy staring at her ass. But you gotta take her on again. Challenge her to a game of one-on-one. Drive hard to the basket. Push her out of the way, knock her down, even. But do what you gotta do, because until you beat her, you're never gonna shake this."
Kevin was taken aback at Coach's sudden ruthlessness. Knock her down? he asked himself. But then he realized that Coach was right. The fact that he was questioning Coach's advice, meant that he probably subconsciously let her win last night.
"Okay, Coach," he said, "I'll try."
"Try, nothing," he said. "Kick her ass, or I'll kick your ass off the team."
"Yes, Coach," Kevin said, standing up and leaving the room.
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